there are some things that just should not be meant for the world to see, the last picture being one of those things. also, is that child drinking from the faucet or holding on to it so he/she doesn’t fall?
Oh Daniel. Sing to me Daniel. Oh I love the way your soft hair falls into a perfect golden helmet. Oh and the way your big sensual lips pout at me so suggestively. Sing to me before I go crazy with anticipation…
The first picture just makes me think ‘never gonna give you up…’
It also makes me HATE MYSELF for thinking ‘never gonna give you up…’
Ugh. I made a RickRoll reference. I’ll understand if you guys oust me from my position as ‘wannabe comedian’.
The last picture… gahhhhhh. Do I really have it in me to do this again? The whole ‘noooooooobody really cares about your relationship’ thing?
I mean… okay, it’s sweet. They’re happy. That’s nice. She loves it when he holds her. That’s also nice. She has a freaking massive outtie. That’s not so nice.
But come on. What makes you think the rest of your Facebook friends want to see you and your man naked in a hotel room? There’s only gonna be one type of person interested in that photo, and they’re not exactly the sort of person you want snooping through your photos. Or snooping anywhere, for that matter.
Holy crap, I didn’t notice the little kid in the sink. I was just like ‘that’s not that lame’. BUT IT IS.
“Mista Pro?” I like that. I never said I didn’t like you here. Stick around, I’ll try my best to decipher what you’re saying. It hurts, but it does help a little that you rhyme…..oh….and by the way…pass the dutchie
Laquineesha makes my brain hurt more then the actual pictures….though sadly I can read what she’s saying….does this make me pathetic…or ghetto =/
Pic 1: first thought, Justin Bieber
Pic 2: isn’t that the chick from last week..and she had her kid in the pic then too….I think she does it on purpose??
Pic 3: Whoretastic
Pic 4: I have panties like that in black…but I would NEVER post a pic of it on facebook =/// and is ANYONE suprised she is named princess? like seriously now
These were great. I think Princess is cute and is being ragged on waaaaay too much for having an outie. Who gives a shit about stuff like that? That being said…she shows some real poor class for posting a pic wearing literally, only underwear. That’s the kind of picture you keep for yourself and you boyfriend ONLY.
yup. i once met a girl in Portsmouth whose first words to me were “my dad is the keyboard player in Level42″ i was like “Great…if he was the bassist i might talk to you” she also had terrible teeth…
#2 appears to have sawed a toddler in half and is trying to dispose of the body down the sink.
Put the phone down you hussy and go get the hydrofluoric acid.
#4 Seems to have split the lamebook camp down the middle, in a fashion redolent of one’s opinion on black jelly beans (not racist, but It’s that exact attitude that keeps the black jelly bean down). Naval deformities aside, is no one perturbed by the extreme viscosity of her boobs. ‘Cause I am…
haha the keyboard player looks like David James, they have a shite song called ‘lessons in love’ and my dad went to see them for his 50th birthday…that’s all i know about them and frankly all i want to, however in context to the first picture…he is without a doubt some kind of rick astley/level 42/other various british 80′s pop shit love child.
Her baps seem like they are hungry. As if when Princess is breastfeeding they would simply assimilate a newborn baby like an amorphous sludge of mutant mammary.
…For the record, I’ve never really held anything against any set of boobies (sexual paraphernalia aside)… whatever comes my way I work with, but if I had a choice between a pert set and something that reminds me of sheets on the line flapping in the breeze than I’d take the bouncy but firm pair of funbags any day. Plastic tits can fuck off if that’s what y’all are thinkin’
Why the hell do I have REO Speedwagon in my head? Hum, Oh well.
As for the last picture. She needs to stop getting her lacy cheekies at Wal-Mart and start looking into VS. Those look hideous! She has a alright body, the least she can do is not wear shit that goes almost to your ribs! It’s like Granny Panties meets tacky lingerie. Just my opinion, had to state it.
What I can’t understand about the second one, however, is why the woman didn’t just take another picture without her kid in it, and then post that to facebook instead. It appears that it was taken in her own home, after all.
No comment on the last two, other than saying “no comment”.
TipDip, seriously? You’d ‘top that’? Did you get a look at that navel, you could shove a dick in there. Nasty! (Unless you’re into that, then by all means, have your button fantasy, and I’ll stay quiet.)
IceyAngel…hmmm? last week? which is that under??cause that is me..and yes my daughter is brushing her teeth before she goes to bed…and i cropped her outta the picture and posted an updated one on my page but obviously whoever is the dumbass who submitted that pic to this site didnt see that….and yea my profile is set to private for a reason.
jstanker3, maybe you should take pictures when she’s gone to bed next time. I know you got your sexy outfit on and errtang but forrealz, your kid will have memories of mummy stood in front of the mirror, wearing a tiny piece of cloth and trying to hide her arm fat. Badly.
I’ve never seen a child crawling along the sink top to brush teeth. And I hope the reason for setting it to private is not to avoid being seen to be a bad mother.
Because that’s just hiding the evidence really.
Having said that, nice hips btw!
URGH! ARGH! OUTY! although it looks like an outy with an inny above it. that’s one mutated belly button.
I’ve had a change of heart, don’t attack sink baby lady. She’s just a mom trying to cut loose, kids are always jumping around places and hanging off faucets.
Bad cropping however, should really have thought about it before uploading. Which makes you a bit lame for being too distracted by yourself to fix the picture.
“Bonita Fontane was a loving mother. Her daughter Queefa was doing well in school, even brushed her teeth each night without fail. Bonita thought it was so cute when Queefa insisted she reach the sink herself like a big girl.
Suddenly, Bonita realised she wasn’t fucking wearing anything and decided to take a picture. Forever scarring her daughter and making her think it’s awesome to publicly display herself in such ways.
Queefa is pregnant by the age of 5. The cycle continues.”
I don’t have to explain anything but I will try anyway. I have my daughter with no help from her fther and that was my birthday so I decided to get a babysitter but wanted to put my daughter to sleep before I left so the babysitter could just chill at my place while I went out for my b day. So that was my daughter getting ready for bed while I was about to go out. I think one day in prolly about 4 months is acceptable to go out when ur a single mom at 23 dipshit story teller. And yes she is 2 she likes to do everything by herself including brushing her teeth. And the whole cropping thing…I put that picture up first then wad like oh shit my daughter is in it so I cropped it took that one down and a new one up unfortunately it was too late one of my so called friends decided to use the old one! * thanks to who ever that was!!! And for all u who say oh she’s a bad mom…think again putas! Most people think tgere is a sterotype of Spanish girls gettin preg young and living with there parents blah blah blah no not me. I am about to grad college and have my own place own car own everything pay my bills by my damn self without help from her father or anyone else and work full time. So if I mistakenly take a picture while she is getting ready for bed my bad that doesn’t at all account for being a “bad mother” cause I bet half of the people commenting still live with tgere parents and ain’t doing shit with themselves!
The important thing is that you’re using Colgate. You don’t need any cavities getting filled with unwanted growths. Prevention and prophylaxis is always better than trying to justify unintended consequences.
Don’t excuse yourself. Most of people here are worthless, hateful cunts that will accuse anyone with a kid in a picture of being a bad parent. I guess it is their way of making themselves feel better about the fact that their kid is too dumb to brush it’s teeth and the fact that they (or their wives) are 50 lbs too fat to wear a dress like yours
Don’t excuse yourself. Most of people here are worthless, hateful c#$%^ that will accuse anyone with a kid in a picture of being a bad parent. I guess it is their way of making themselves feel better about the fact that their kid is too dumb to brush it’s teeth and the fact that they (or their wives) are 50 lbs too fat to wear a dress like yours
Single mothers have a hard job?
Jesus H Christ. Here’s a thought – don’t spawn something outside of wedlock.
The offspring of the 1st big generation of single mothers were children in the 80s. They’re now adults with their own kids and it’s almost impossible to provide them with basic social skills and a decent work ethic.
….hence taking a ‘sexy’ (and I use that word VERY loosely) mirror shot when your bastard child hangs off a tap.
i feel your pain as well! as another single mom, i find it difficult to juggle my kid, work, college, and making sure that my baby is out of frame when i’m taking hawt photos of myself to send to sexxxi guys
I hope you catch the plague for the comment you made. As you may have guessed my mom is a single mom and she suffered a lot because of ignorant c*nts like yourself
Are you a mormon ? do you participate in anti abortus raids ?
You talk about basic social skills while showing a huge lack of the forementioned skills. Not every single mom is a ho , some of them just got unlucky.
Bastard child ? Sod off you sad excuse for a human being , i hope your world caves in around you some day and you will find yourself all alone with only your judgemental views on the world to console you
Only true princesses have this kind of portrait. In fact, there are many hanging on the walls of the National Gallery. I hear it was a favourite pose of Henry VIII’s wives, although ‘cos it was in oils it was more classy-like.
Haha, omg I’ve had the funniest time reading this at work – just trying not to laugh out loud at the comments! Laquineesha – I love you!! Please hit us with some more rhymes!! It’s like when I used to read Rupert the Bear as a little girl! Re: the pics… I have to say, I’m a massive cynic of self portraits anyway so don’t approve at all, but quite loving the ridiulousness of the first guy!
Ur retarded! How do u kno I or any other now single mother wasn’t married an her husband died or they got divorced? Ur either a failing psychic with nothing better to do then go on this lame website and make urself look like a complete …. Or….wait that must be it.
In this comments page: woman defends herself from being mocked online and is insulted for SHOCK! taking a picture of herself while her kid GASP! gets a drink! :O
Come on guys (the guys that started to call her lame, that is). Don’t tell me you wouldn’t defend yourself if somebody was doing the same thing to you. I know I would. I respect for defending herself, especially since there’s nothing lame about her picture at all.
@155, nah, this has happened a fair amount before. Most infamously when Lamebook forgot to blur out somebody’s last name, the person at the centre of the post came here to defend herself with some friends, sparking a massive argument which led to a Facebook hate campaign that mocked her and did some fairly nasty stuff.
If what jstanker3 is saying is indeed true (about her going to “grad college”), then she needs a refund. Last time I checked, one would have to know how to express themselves (and that’s including the necessary reading, writing, and mathematical skills) properly in order to attend college. I’m sorry, but I chuckled at that specific part.
jstanker, nothing personal but I LOL’ed at the picture. It’s just so silly to have a toddler at the bottom of a “sexy” pic.
I’m going to have a baby so I can name it Laquineesha but call it Squish. Only I have no ovaries and no uterus anymore and I’m a lesbian so I’ll have to have a spit-baby. Or maybe I’ll get an Obama Chia-pet and named it Laquineesha and call it Squishy. Yeahhhh.
Lol, never been called an elitist before although I see where you’re coming from. My point was that for someone who claims to be going to grad school, they can’t write/type to save their life. I believe if someone has the drive to succeed, then they will. Her way of expressing herself is not helping her cause, in my opinion.
Hey jstanker3. You know that language you’re so desperately trying to headbutt onto the keyboard? It’s called English.
I’m from England and we spell it mum. It’s the way it’s said.
Believe it or not, English originated from England! I hope you were sitting down for that. And not on a potential baby daddy’s face :O.
I also hope you know that my mum is an actual person. She is not a suggestive comment or sarcasm. “” really isn’t necessary. Try putting on some clothes and actually helping your daughter brush her teeth instead of being so up your own infested arsehole that you’d rather take pictures of your arm fat instead of getting your kid ready for bed.
In conclusion, correct people of their spelling mishaps when they’re actually wrong and when you actually know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Peace out puta. I hope your child grows up to be something you’re not.
The least you could’ve done is to crop out the child, but of course, you didn’t do that either. I agree with the above post. I don’t see why you’re so caught up in taking the “sexy” mirror picture for Facebook. Only lame attention w*ores do that kind of thing.
The last picture is just absolutely ridiculous and it’s beyond me why anyone would put that up. NOBODY needs to see that!!
Oh my god ! So much to say. The first one is awesome seriously, why would anyone put that on facebook ? He must find it sooo cooool, that’s hilarious. The second one and the third one are stupid and the last one is a masterpiece of tmi
your so stupid!!! mum was in parenthesis because i figured if i said mom then u wouldnt know i was talking to you. because i said mum you knew i was talking to you? correct? yea thats what i thought. and as for the rest of it do u really think i give a flying fuck what u think? my daughter knows how to do shit for herself because i let her. i dont do everything for her because i dont want her to grow up to be someone like you. sitting around on the computer all day probably living at home not knowing how to do shit for yourself. does ur mum brush ur teeth for you? no i dont think so. and y not? cause she let u learn how to do it for urself! she has to start learning for herself sooner or later but thanks for ur useless comments.
Lol, Can everyone just stop taking “sexy” pics of themselves altogether? Please? Unless your drunk, I give everyone free passes if they’re drunk, cause when sloshed and the cameras come out bad, horrid things happen that I shall never be blamed for! *Ahem* I mean that I will never blame anyone for.
You guys are funny. I especially like the line about making a good bunk mate. Some of you, however, are also total dumb-asses, especially the idiot that submitted number one. That’s a senior portrait, not a self-photo.
@DivineMonkeyTrigger, imagine it’s the love song he wrote for his girlfriend.
Hey, when I was a kid I used to drink from the bathroom sink just like that! Hee hee hee! (It was cause drinking out of the sink was easier than bothering my mother into giving me a glass.)
As far as the last woman is concerned, maybe she’s pregnant & that’s why her bellybutton is protruding so much. If she were pregnant it’s possible that you wouldn’t be able to see it at this angle. Also, I assumed she was wearing a thong. And finally, the biggest shame about her picture is that yes, I imagine that the majority of the friends and family that are linked to her facebook did NOT want to see that pic. I’m having a good time imagining what her grammy said about it.
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I just paid $24,97 for an iPad2 and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $37,74 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $71,32 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, MetaCent.com