Wait what? That guy gay?
What the fuck?
I think we can safely assume that this didn’t happen. The only thing that comes to mind is: “Sorry, my friend is a little slow. The town is back that way.”
I’d have at least banged them and send them on their way THEN call the cops… Friggin putz…
Finally someone is doing something about girls offering up threesomes! Seeing them pulled over is so much more satisfying than any other possible outcome of this situation.
Well done Sam. I salute you, good sir.
How the fuck was that “long story short” ???
I really hope this is true because this guy is a genius!
Firstly, I loved your reference, beatusmongus. Secondly, if that was “long story short”, I would hate to see the long story.
This restores my faith in humanity.
No self-respecting straight man would go for that trash.
guy’s a total tool, either didn’t happen or his brazzers experience was with 2 heifers clocking in at 300lb each
“No self-respecting straight man would go for that trash.”
Haha, well that’s just a load of bullshit. You sound like you might be gay man.
Ever heard of having standards, evilcow?
Yeah, standards for girlfriends, definitely. For one night hook-ups? As long as they’re fairly good looking I’m in. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a giant pussy of the type that complains about being in “the friend zone” and cries himself to sleep.
I call bull shit. He is 21 and uses the term “fun bags?
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