So I’ll admit that I had to look up what he meant by cowbell (because I’m not one who used to sit home on Saturday nights and watch skit comedy, I was too busy actually getting laid). Anyway, it wasn’t funny or lame. Now I’m just disappointed. Maybe I’m missing something?
The lamest thing here is that Brittany didn’t even get the quote right. I know this because in the ’90s when this sketch aired, I was one who used to sit at home on Saturday nights watching comedy instead of being too busy getting laid.
I have a friend who’s first boyfriend was apparently her third cousin, and they didn’t realize it for quite a few years when they went to a family reunion together. On prom night, she got knocked up, and when the baby was born, he had no eyelids. They had one more child together before they found out they were related, and she didn’t have eyelids either. After going to the doctor and doing many tests, they found out that because they were related, each child that they would have wouldn’t eyelids. They are no longer together of course, but are still very close.
So…I would be careful if I was Emma. Definitely not harmless.
My parents turned out to be 3rd cousins and I turned out fine health and mentally-wise. I wouldn’t worry about it too much, but there is always a chance of having children with abnormal defects. My sister was a still-born because she had no kidneys and other various issues. If you ever think of having kids, and have the money to do so, perhaps go to someone that can look over your DNA and see what chances you may have for developing a child with severe defects.
Mammalian DNA is more robust than people think. It takes several generations of successive inbreeding with siblings before any serious birth defects start to appear; let alone cousins and second cousins and whatnot. Cousins are sufficiently genetically distinct that they may as well not even be related. That’s what I tell my female cousins, anyway.
I had a similar situation arise with my twentieth wife. I fucked her Great-grandma.
I say great, she was distinctly fucking average to be honest. She had the type of fuckhole that when you stick your cock up it there’s a good chance it’ll be coming back out with a dusty old womb stuck on it.
LOL! Super defensive? Ok. Not really. I just don’t get it. I thought maybe I was missing something. And I guess maybe I am a douche because I have never sat at home on a Saturday night and watched SNL. I’ve watched a few skits on you tube but mostly I don’t find those funny either. Oh well, I will just go sit in the corner and play with myself.
I just have to say that apparently inbreeding/birth defects are my new favorite topic her on lamebook.
I also have to point out that snowblower, I’m sorry but you’re a total douche AND pretty old because the only reason *I* know what they’re talking about is because when it originally aired, I wasn’t old enough to drive (but maybe you weren’t either and still busy getting laid)?
At first you gave me a mental image of The Situation but after careful consideration, I’ve added 15 years. You can’t believe how worse it gets.
Wow. First of all, I was joking. Must have been a bad joke but no need to take it so seriously. I don’t know what year that skit came out because I never watch SNL. I’ve always had something better to do and I’m not going to research it to find it now! Next, I’m a 30 year old blonde FEMALE. The Situation, I most definitely am not. I’m glad how you seem to think you have me pegged. So no, I’m not a douche but you are obviously a judgmental dickhead that talks big shit behind your little screen name. Get a life you fucking dweeb!
You gotta admit, snowblower, that it was a pretty “skeevy guy” thing to say. I thought you were a douchebag guy, too. In my experience, the only people who brag about how much sex they’re having are boys who never have sex. Anyway, what say we call a joke a joke, prepare for our lingerie shoots, and reconvene on another LB post?
You got it! I must say though, I’ve been reading this site for a long time. I’ve read comments on group sex, anal sex, animal sex, dead animal sex, and a whole bunch of other gross acts. Never thought I’d be the one called “skeevy.”
I used the “cowbell” line on my husband today and he didn’t get it. He tried to get me to explain, but I said “you have to see it or it loses its meaning being described.” Will Ferrell just is, not does.