Julie should check out my facial salon, Spunky Visage Spa. For a VERY reasonable price either me or one of my associates will detonate a high yield dirty cum bomb all over her boat race.
Zac, it isn’t true! The last time i tried donating my sex juice the fuckers at Oxfam turned me away, the ungrateful do-good cunts… I thought they were starving?!
Kim needs to be put off a little, the obvious solution is for Shane to force feed her his chunky spunky cocktail relentlessly for two – three weeks. After that amount of time surviving on a diet of love custard alone, she should be a little less cum hungry.
Phew! Fuck, this has got me little hot under the collar, i’m gonna wank off into a plastic cup and throw it at someone!
@Imamofo make sure it’s a nice big load, and then toss it in said someone’s face. If you’re going to have a wank, why not do a good deed and give someone a facial? Alternatively, if you want to be evil, it burns like utter acid in the eyes. You might even be able to do a spitball trick with a straw for better accuracy.
oh, goodness. i think kim must have been drunkenly facebooking (perhaps, judging by the timestamp). i’m hope she’s not that outwardly desperate until she loses her inhibitions. unfortunately for shane, her underlying desperation is quite present and way scary.
Spelt is not recognizable in the Oxford dictionary. Not just some dumb website. Even when you spell ‘spelt’ on Lamebook it comes up as wrong. Idiot. Read a book. Internet can lead you towards to dark side sometimes.
@secksimilf, you are an idiot hahaha. It’s literally recognized everywhere as “spelled” OR “spelt”. And the fact that you got COMPLETELY bent out of shape about a fucking spelling “error” is VERY, VERY sad. Get a life, Kiwi.
As for the rest of us who apparently don’t know how to use the English language, I sggst we strt tlkyn lyk dis, ha, ya, have a gud day!
Sorry to all but while I agree that both spelt and spelled are correct I must say to @sasha Australians are called Aussies, New Zealanders are called Kiwis. Two different countries, two different accents. Clearly geography is not your forte.