Thursday, March 25, 2010

Self Portraits

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  1. Lotta people throwing up today, especially me, for real.

  2. I came.

  3. I really don’t care how bad Layla’s spelling is. That 14-year-old rack she’s carrying makes up for plenty.

  4. guys sorry for saying this.. but abel is in a motel… he was stood up hence the bottle of lotion… motels have mirrors on the cieling…. and look at the bed… he just jerked it off all over those sheets.. poor lil guy and his poor lil guy aint get any action..

  5. Decent jailbait rack, but there’s potential for a butterface behind the hair, phone, and blur.

  6. I’d let my doppelbanger have a go at her first to make sure she was worth the trouble.

  7. @ #32: The fact that you don’t understand why the first one is lame (and excused the “creative” spelling) is exactly why it’s lame.

  8. I’m surprised I’m the only one who noticed that Layla’s picture is in her friend Jensen’s album. He was probably the one who added the “preety gurl.”

  9. Preety might be slang for Pre-teen…

    I never noticed the Jensen thing – imagine if he just trolls fb, looking for photos he can copy and rate…

  10. i feel like a catholic priest after seeing the first one.

  11. @60 Father Sha. No, no, you need new glasses!

    The first one is a chick.

    You only like to fiddle with small boys.

  12. No no i am one of the few that prefer nuns to be over choir boys in my congregation.

  13. …lol

  14. I use breast milk as lubrication, when I cuff my carrot, also… so I see nothing wrong with the baby bottle on Abel’s bed.

  15. Is that a baby bottle near the guy in the last one?

  16. I’m actually glad someone pointed out it was a bottle of oil next to him, I honestly thought it was a dildo. Go figure.

  17. The mirror is on the ceiling so he won’t feel alone. Which he probably always is.

  18. He’s ready, willing, and Abel. That was his profile picture? I think I’m gonna be sick.

  19. It’s like this: I don’t care if you’re not fat, I still don’t wanna see you half naked in your bathroom on facebook.

  20. Michael: It’s where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

    Stretch: So does Joy Behar.

  21. “No shame cos i know im that good” oh god

  22. Abel looks like a baby on a diaper

  23. Why do people feel the need to take a picture of themselves in a public restroom? It’s like, wow I just took a dump at an Applebees, PHOTO OP!!!!! Seriously Michael, you look hot, but this cancels it out. Shame. F-. Expelled.

    I think I’ll name this post Douchebag theater, cuz that’s all I’m seeing.

  24. Oh, and Stretch wins.

  25. I have those same towels as Ryan. They’re from Walmart.

  26. abel –
    If you were that good you’d have a girl in the bed with you..

  27. Preety girl has a nice rack though; do you think it’s real?

  28. Ryan can post all the douchey shower selfies he wants. Woof!

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