I’m not sure what bothers me most about Abel’s post:
-He posted a masturbation pic on FB
-He edited said picture in Photoshop prior to posting with a stupid comment
-He has a mirror on his ceiling
Passing a mirror while changing or something of the like is a far cry from posting self shots on FB. If I, in any manner, looked like the bedridden wonder up there, I would indeed make myself barf yes.
Ryan’s pic is just that moment when you get out of the shower, catch sight of yourself in the mirror and think ‘yeah I look fucken hot today’. The fact that his second thought was ‘I must share this with all of facebook’ is disturbing.
I can’t stop laughing at Abel! So many questions! 1.Is he an actual midget? Has he had that short little bed specially made to fit his midget self? 3. Is that a sock on the bed next to him? Or a bottle? Or what?
I’m not sure what’s wrong with the first one. I think she wrote “preety gurl” on purpose. Lots of people write “gurl” and she probably wanted to draw out the word like oooh I’m preeeeeetttyyyy.
Or perhaps LAYla is the joke?
Surely the point of the first one is that it’s lame to take a picture of yourself in the mirror and then photoshop words onto it. And lamer to tell people how pretty you are in the process. And she can’t spell.
Poor Michael, hasn’t yet figured out that there’s nothing sexy about self-cellphone shots in a public restroom. I’d forgive this if he was a fellow American, but you’d think Italian dudes would be smoother than that.
When a girl looks like that, mathematics and literacy won’t be required for her to earn a living. I think you will find her ability to find low cut tops that her cleavage will spill out of will guarantee her a well paying job over grammar and one-plus-one…
guys sorry for saying this.. but abel is in a motel… he was stood up hence the bottle of lotion… motels have mirrors on the cieling…. and look at the bed… he just jerked it off all over those sheets.. poor lil guy and his poor lil guy aint get any action..
Why do people feel the need to take a picture of themselves in a public restroom? It’s like, wow I just took a dump at an Applebees, PHOTO OP!!!!! Seriously Michael, you look hot, but this cancels it out. Shame. F-. Expelled.
I think I’ll name this post Douchebag theater, cuz that’s all I’m seeing.