Truly the British are a bizarre and complex tribe. I’m guessing that Jeremy must be some sort of celebrity to have engendered so much ire from so many people–initially I thought it might be Clarkson, but the name seems too short for that.
Yes, I believe they are referencing a celebrity Basically the British version of Jerry Springer, hence the part comparing him to the Dalai Lama. (I’m a little surprised to see the names of celebrities blurred out!!) Also yes, the X’s are kisses.
I believe that he is refering to JK who is host to a chav show weekday mornings. You know the kind of programme, DNA tests for slappers who don’t know who the father is, dysfunctional families, people sleeping around (sometimes kindly keeping it in the family and out of the general gene pool) also your every day skanks and jakies.
This is a bit extreme but then again JK brings out the best in people.
No need to blur out Jeremy’s surname, it’s not one of their friends they’re talking about. He’s a chatshow host. Jeremy Kyle.
His show is far worse than the likes of Jerry Springer, because he’s a self-righteous, smug arseface who winds his guests up to see if they’ll leap up and glass him in the face. I wish one of them would.
Actually Faux, you may be suprised, but rape fantasies are not at all rare among women. BUT, having a fantasy does not mean you want it to become reality. A number of girls I have been with have admitted to having these fantasies.
Oh my goodness Im embarrassed that these fools are british! Obviously a bunch of Essex chavs. Now,I know alot of people from Essex and they are fab but these idiots should be locked away! Talking about raping someone (even if it is maybe meant as a joke) is just sick and pathetic.
I wish they could learn to use proper language and maybe the odd comma and full stop.
Reading that hurt my eyes.
A slice of judgement pie. That and “by the fuck” need to take off. Say them to everyone you know, all the time.
No, not bondage. They want to be held down and forced to have sex against their will. Honestly, until you started posting, I thought *every* girl had a rape fantasy buried in her heart somewhere.
It’s all pre-arranged, of course, and there’s no suggestion of actual rape (which is not sexy at all, obviously). They just get off on the idea of completely giving up control. It’s just a fantasy, like a role-playing game.
For instance, I might have a fantasy of bedding two 18-year-old Asians dressed as cheerleaders, but in reality I have a difficult enough time working out what to do with the one woman.
I would willingly attempt to do so, but there’s just so *many* of them. And preventing them from breeding just isn’t enough – they need their tongues cut out and texting fingers removed too.
Ah, by the fuck, let’s just kill them; kill them *all*. Preferably before they get to reproduce, eat or speak.
Perhaps we could infect a large batch of Burberry-copy baseball caps with smallpox and distribute them to the UK’s market traders?
Just a thought . . .
@I am me Just while we’re on the topic of spelling, ‘a lot’ is two words. I understand how that could have been a typo but so many people think it’s one word. Sorry to burst your bubble folks, a lot is two words.
@Boz I said “By the fuck” to my friend and she said “what the fuck is ‘by the fuck’?” ahh such naivete
Wow. I consider myself reasonably skilled at decipering moronese, but this was literally illegible.
However once I understood that it was Jeremy Kyle they were talking about and not someone they actually knew, the strangely placed kisses seemed a little less inappropriate.
Peta, it’s been said in several other comments above that the gang rape comment is a joke. Someone even said it’s a British joke. Why would you not read other comments before making your own?
@Faux I too know a girl who has admitted to having a rape fantasy, as said above, it is a desire to submit total control. Some people are into things others would consider weird.
@hitmewithyourrhythmvic I think it’s a pretty world-wide English-speaking standard to use an x to symbolise a kiss, and an o is a hug xoxo
The issue was that it seemed out of place at the end of almost every sentence. My guess is that Daniel is gay and it’s something they do after all their sentences. You also see it a lot between young girls to late teens.
They are talking about Jeremy Kyle who is basically like Judge Judy on a power trip. He has a massive gambling addiction but thinks it’s ok to judge everyone that comes on his show and he is full of absolute dog shit.