knob joke…. ha ha fucking ha
“Touching the light?”
That’s not a saying, Paul. You’re not funny.
This is completely real. Also, I fucked your mom.
@4 Was she made of metal?
The socket plate’s totally real. It first showed up on Fail Blog a few years back.
@5, no, but she moaned like a wildebeest.
#4, well, that’s ok, cuz while you were fucking his mom…I fucked your dad…in the ass…with my huge wooden pirate cock!
^ Did you touch the sides?
@10, no, but he still moaned like a wildebeest.
This is real. It’s also about as old as the internet itself.
^if there was a g0d, this would be the switch to the internet.
If there was a god there wouldn’t be an internet.
If there was a god, there wouldn’t be a human race.
He would’ve pulled the pin long before now.
Stupid crap people make
All my bowel movements are highly intelligent, thank you very much Hawkbit.
mine aren’t. I call them ‘stevers.’
I have one JUST like this, except it’s a creepy Virgin Mary…and it makes her look lik she has a weenier.
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