Thursday, April 12, 2012

See Ya Santorum!

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  1. jesuschristanlsuperstar

    You gotta wonder about these politicians who are so against porn but yet they love to fuck.

  2. Methinks they doth protest too much.

  3. Please quit butchering Shakespeare.

  4. Please kiss my ass.

  5. This is funny because this is the first time I’ve heard this news. I’ve sunk to learning the news from Lamebook.

  6. I think I can see why they stopped having children…

    Little Miss Special Face obviously put them off from spitting any more out.

  7. Noticed that too, mofo … but didn’t know how to point it out as delicately as you did. Good one.

  8. They actually did have another kid but it was stillborn. They then proceeded to take the lifeless husk home and have their family take naps with it.

  9. shook the dicetacles one too many times…

  10. i Don’t fucking get it :|

  11. Oh noooo please ignore the obviously autistic child! God wants us to have more kids….well nature doesn’t bitch and nature knows a little bit about being a mother.

  12. “Little Miss Special Face”?

    Holy shit, some of you are arseholes.

    Just because her father’s a spectacular douche, that doesn’t mean it’s the baby’s fault for having medical issues — which, by the way, don’t include autism; she’s got something called trisomy 18, which, unlike autism, is fatal. 20 to 30% of babies born with T-18 die within the first month, and 90% of them are dead by their first birthday.

    I know this is the internet, and hey, it’s Santorum to boot, so it’s easy to be flip, but this is a poor kid who didn’t ask to be born. You don’t have to be an edgy internet hero 24/7.

  13. 20 to 30% of edgy internet heroes die within the first month.

  14. Snoofie you have to remember that quite a few of the people who comment on Lamebook are useless oxygen thieves who have nothing better to do than try and improve their sense of self worth by defecating all over the internet with their hideously crass and un-funny attempts at humour.

    Imamofo – you certainly are.

  15. Both you bleeding heart faggots just contradicted yourselves.

  16. Thanks for proving my point

  17. Macy? Can I defecate in your mouth? I figure with all that shit your spewing you might need a refill. :D

  18. ^ thanks a LOT capn. laughin’ so hard…people are lookn at me weirdly now.
    even more weirdly than usual, too

  19. Hey, it’s not our fault she’s bleeding especially heavy this month. Might as well capitalize on it, eh?

  20. hahaha I actually laughed too

    I’m not some highly strung a-hole btw

    I just think desperately scraping the bottom of the barrel by poking fun at infant illness/ disease is pretty pathetic and a scumbag thing to do. If you need to go that far to make a joke, you’re not funny enough to bother.

  21. Pretty sure that anyone who claims “I’m not some highly strung a-hole btw” pretty much is a highly strung ASSHOLE.

    Use your growed-up words, sugar.

  22. How exactly do you figure that?

    I was merely pointing out that my first post to snoofie may have come across a little ‘across the board’ tense, when really my main issue was the subject matter

    I just don’t think Imamofo’s post was in any way funny and stooped to a pathetic level of trolling.

    Haha sorry for my laziness. ASSHOLE.

    There you go :)

  23. Imamofo made me LOL.

  24. This is the internets. People can say whatever they want and remain anonymous and consequence free. What did you expect?

  25. What the FUCK is this, pleasantville? Macy, dear, please stop being so god damn polite and act like the mouthy harlot I so desire so I don’t feel like a failure. For fucks sake, at least tell me I’m a horrible Captain and I have a small ship. Is that SO much to ask you wench?

  26. @Hawkbit – agreed, and obviously too much. haha. Point taken. But I too can say as I please :)

  27. ^me too.
    And i don’t think he was that disrespectful either.
    He didn’t mention ‘tard, mong, mutation, spakka, spazz, gimp or any of the more controversial designations employed in common and frequent usage within the lexicon of modern vernacular.
    but there must ALWAYS be some irritating fucking cow charging in on her white steed, waving a completely unnecessary banner like a fucking champion.

  28. HAHAHA Capn, my sincerest apologies! You should hear the way my boyfriend speaks though, not much offends me, I find most things amusing, a skill I’ve picked up to protect my sanity lol!! He’d certainly give you guys a run for your money haha.

    Ermmm… I’ve been put on the spot haven’t I hahaha.. something something barnacle encrusted schlong is all I can muster right now :P

  29. Wow MsAnne

    And here Capn was saying *I* was bleeding especially heavily this month

  30. yes. he was saying that.
    your point?

  31. @ 12 how dare you lecture us on T-18. We are all well aware of what T-18 is, it’s the one where after he retires from being governor he gets mostly back in shape and goes back to the future to eliminate the producer of T-36 because noone likes too many sequels. Then something about about Sarah Connor’s grandchild because they couldn’t risk using Linda Hamilton since she looks like a baseball mitt.

  32. Oh no! Now you’ve done it. But I’ll have you know, these are magical barnacles. Much like the elusive “pearl” (google that!), these t’ings are built for pleasure! They’re all the rage down here in port! Your sincere appy is accepted though. Also, In case you didn’t notice, the Ms. has a permanent condition that causes its poon to bleed profusely..ALL the time! You should SEE the long trails of mucus and puddles of jelly like substance reminiscent of Slurm it leaves behind. It’s quite mind boggling. No worries though, that kind of thing is generally accepted here, and sometimes encouraged! No matter how disgusting and horrid it be…

  33. i’ve drowned many an unwise adventurer and, hughie willing, i shall drown many more ‘ere i am done with this foul plane.

    and… disgusting and horrid? man up ffs, you quivering little cabin-bitch.

  34. Disgusting and horrid, indeed, to those who get stuck in it’s grasp. Myself, as a well seasoned pirate know all too well the dangers that lurk within your kiddie pool. I still am perplexed as to how ye still seem to convince poor unsuspecting buccaneers to drink that shit…Fountain of Youth my ass…

  35. Seeing as I’m at work, I don’t trust anyone that says ‘Google it’. Because I’m too often on the other end of that scam haha ;)

    Hahaha… and when it comes to Lamebook: long time listener, first time caller. Actually I think I used to have an account but I forgot the logins. So yes, I am privy to MsAnne’s particularly vile breed of humour. And hey, there’s nothing I enjoy more than a disgruntled troll with a heightened sense of self worth, and a grammatically proficient one at that! Makes for good laughs :)

  36. “particularly vile breed of humour”
    MsAnne…I’m so fucking jealous of you right now. I wish someone would describe me that way.

  37. I wish it wasn’t so fucking chirpy.
    can you ratchet it back a bit, macy?

    o chirpy.
    /shudders.

  38. Considering it’s 5.30pm on a Friday afternoon, and I’m at my desk with a wine in hand about to leave for the weekend, I am pretty much shitting rainbows haha – I’ll come back and sling some excrement on Monday when the imbeciles I work with really start bringing out my true colours ;)

  39. At least I kicked some life into this post…

    Which funnily enough is the exact opposite of what I did to my pregnant eleventh wife.

    Humour is subjective. I find that laughing at the bleakness in life brings light to dark places.

  40. ^ i like the way you put that, and find myself agreeing.

  41. I agree with ms, macy is too chirpy. It’s irritating. With regards to mofo’s ‘little miss special face’ reference, stop being a little bitch macy, I work with disabled children but that post was hilarious, mainly because of how he described the girl!

  42. macy will hopefully not be as chirpy today. it’s monday ie “return to work” time, that usually brings out the cuntiness in anyone

  43. ^not me. i remain unchanged. i’m a fucking rock, me.

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