Brandon, you need to watch out when you claim to have made out with drunk chicks who don’t remember. Next thing you know, you’ve got Tanisha claiming you’re her baby daddy. Meanwhile, the actual father, having been tipped off about the pregnancy by Tanisha’s own ill-advised FB update, is three states away by now.
Aww Sensible that warms my old crusty black heart. You’re one of my faves on here. BTW the blog? Just popped in laughed so hard I disturbed the wee one watching her yo gabba gabba. Now she’s gonna shit her pants to teach me a lesson about bothering her.
Maybe it will just stay a zygote and never ever come out. Maybe it knows the life it has ahead of it, and decided that being a embryo is just not gonna happen. A life filled with different uncles daddies, screaming fits, Moms dts, holding moms hair back while she pukes. And the never ending search for the man that done did this to her.