Has Alyssa been living under a rock for the past five years? How could she possible miss that Dumbledore died? It was such a huge deal when that book came out, so what the fuck was she doing in 2005 why when that was NEWS.
IA with 17. It’s, like, an internet meme. And that cunt, Alyssa, claims that she has a “life” which is why she hasn’t read/seen Harry Potter, as if she’s too cool or too good for it…and yet she’s the one who goes berserk when someone ~spoils~ it for her.
Yes because Dumbledore dying is the absolute only thing that happens in the book. Durrr.
I want to know whose bright idea it was to remove an important chunk of information from the movie. Great, we find out whose book it was, but WHY?? They left out the entire explanation. They spent too much time being all “Oh, Draco found this magical box thing, let’s use the same footage from that three times.”
My Uncle Jeff used to read me Harry Potter. He would often play the game ‘robot reader’ where I had to move my hands up and down his charging rod in order to give him the power to read. If I stopped, his robo-reading-battery would die. Harry Potter was a page turner so I couldn’t stop, my hands got sore and my face got sticky–and when Dumbledore died, I stopped in astonishment, then HE stopped becuase I stopped! we had a laugh.
Every Harry Potter book/movie is the same. They have the same plot, the same character “development” and even the same structure. There’s only one person who’s allowed to get rich from writing essentially the same book over and over; his name is Stephen King. And you, Rowling, are no Stephen King.
Why is everyone having a go at Alyssa when she’s the only one that’s right here?! It doesn’t matter that she didn’t read the book, I haven’t read the books, who gives a shit. You shouldn’t say things you know MIGHT spoil it for others who haven’t seen it yet. Who the fuck cares when it first came out, Did you know that Sparticous dies at the end of the film? No? Because most of you probably wouldn’t have seen it, it doesn’t matter that the film is like 30 years old, I’ve just spoiled it for you which I wouldn’t have done otherwise. So the fuck arse immature bitch who said it and had a go at her including everyone who’s having a go at her here should grow up. Not everyone on the fucking planet is geeky enough to have read Harry Potter, some people just like to go see films. Dumb fucks.
aww shit she was away at camp ! Shes obviously so busy. I hate stupid tweener bitches even when I was 14 I couldnt fuck with the girls anywhere because of their dumb shit. Especially this one hoe who used to tell me to act my age when I was motherfucking 13, like wtf you slut, Im 13!
Wow. Very few people on Lamebook actually make me angry. More just amazed, or full of laughter.
Congratulations Alyssa, I actually want to plant my fist squarely in your face. Extra satisfaction if I knock out teeth.
If you know who Dumbledore is, you know he dies. I mean how fucking long were you at camp for??
Oh and by the way?
Harry defeats Voldemort.
Wow, bet you didn’t see that one coming!
SPOILER: Harry doesn’t graduate because he has to go continue Dumbldore’s work and destroy all the horcruxes so that he can kill voldemort. Harry finds out that he himself is a horcrux because when voldemort unsuccessfuly tried to kill Harry, a bit of his soul went into Harry so Harry lets voldemort kill him but he doesn’t actually die for some reason and everyone thinks he is dead but he’s not and then he kills voldemort. haha too bad if you didn’t want to know the end people.
also, Daniel will be about 40 by the time they finish filming HP so he’ll just be like a really old-looking school-aged kid.
naaice, i was referencing a joke from the movie “Funny People”, which can be seen in the many various trailers of that movie floating around. I’m sorry you waste all that time to respond to my sarcasm.
I think when they celebrate easter in church and the priest talks about Jesus’ death she probably shouts something like “You asshole, I wanted to watch “The Passion”, and I haven’t finished the fucking bible yet. You fucking priest! You spoiled everything!”
I loved how Alyssa was all like “obviously your mind is easily manipulated if you can pass judgement and make assumptions that easily” when she was the the one who actually did it!
silly little girl, contradicting herself.
Guess thats what you get for reading harry potter.
when the final harry potter book came out, i was working as a waitress. people came into my resturant all day long with thier noses pushed into that book, and got annoyed when i tried to talk to them, and hogged my tables for hours because they couldnt order because they hadnt finished the chapter. it was so frustrating.
so you know what i did? i went to borders and read the last few chapters of that book. and anyone with that book that was even the slightest bit rude to me? i told them exactly what happened.
Hannah – That is so not awesome. I see you are not a big reader and have little empathy for other people. Encourage people to read, not the other way around. Some things are worth more than a few dollars in tips.
ahh I remember the happy day when the 6th Harry Potter book came out…someone bought it that day, read it over the weekend, and then printed out loads of signs saying SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE and stuck them *everywhere* in our college…you would not believe how many 17/18 year olds had hissy fits that day