Ever since I saw the film ‘Teeth’, I can’t help but sing ‘vagina dentata’ instead of ‘hakuna matata’.
Post is kind of meh. Could have been done a lot better.
“I’da bin owright if it ‘adn’t bin fer me fackin’ bruvver. Fackin’ poof only got some fackin’ bird up the spaaht wiv some little bastard an’ me chances o’ takin’ over the faamly bisnis went right dahn the shitter, innit.”
Strangely enough, I was having this exact debate with my mum last night. You do see the silhouette of the hyenas pouncing all over Scar (and that was a shitload of hyenas), so presumably they ripped him apart. In the sequel, Scar is dead, but has offspring. I assumed he fathered his offspring during his stint as “king” of Pride Rock, and was then killed by the hyenas.
Having just checked Wikipedia (source of all reliable knowledge), I can copy and paste:
Scar attempts to pacify them [the hyenas] by explaining that he didn’t really mean what he said about them, but the hyenas refused to listen to his explanation and begin to maul him alive.
In the sequel The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride, it is revealed that Scar had a pride of lionesses that were loyal to him, whom Simba exiles to the Outlands after he became the new king. They are led by Zira who has two cubs with him, Nuka and Vitani and a third cub, Kovu that was selected to be Scar’s heir. Scar only appears twice, the first time in Simba’s nightmare, and the second as Kovu looks into a stream, he sees Scar’s reflection rather than his own. In The Lion King 1½, Scar makes a few brief, non-speaking appearances in the scenes for which he was present in the original film while his role of being the main antagonist is taken by the hyenas.
Make of that what you will, as if any of you really give a shit.
WOW a whole bucket of insane seems to be poured over lamebook this week with yoink and .cum.and.av.a.go.if.u.fink.ur.hard.enuff. and one or two others adding even more colour to proceedings. But where did slimjays go?
This is awesome! I’m going to be singing that song quoted there all day. At least it’ll get that stupid umbrella song outta my head. Apparently the management at Denny’s didn’t have good taste in music this morning. Or maybe that’s what I get for going there to have breakfast at 2:30 in the morning. Meh.