Friday, January 8, 2010

Santa Baby

SantaBaby

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  1. Parenting fail! But I do think it’s kinda cute anyway :D lol

  2. I’m glad that baby didn’t decide to roll off the table.

  3. FIRST!!!111

    YES GOT THERE FIRST! HAHAHA TO ALL OF YOU YOU SUX

  4. TommySkate FAIL.

  5. I WAZZ FIRST BUT LAMEBOOK MUST OF CHANGED IT SO IDIDNT FAIL

    I WAS FIRST!

  6. not lame…not funny…just shit

  7. TommySkate, you still fail at life…

  8. Wow, I think the comments are more lame than the photo. When I say comments what I really mean is TommySkate.

  9. GET LOSTS U LOT I WAS FIRST AND JUS CUZ LAMEBOOK CHANGED IT IT LOOKS LIKE IM NOT FIRST BUT I WAS SO GET LOST!!!111

  10. I like turtles.

  11. Wow. That’s kinda sad. Nice how people love to display the photographic evidence of their horrible parenting.

  12. TommySkate, let me give you a little lesson on “Proper Use Of Language”:

    - “must of” was never, is not and will never be correct. The same goes for “could of”, “would of” and “should of”. The “of” is to be replaced by “have”, and then suddenly those beautiful and correct phrases form:

    - must have
    - could have
    - would have
    - should have

    No it’s up to you to put them in alphabetical order – just a little challenge.

  13. I had to make a user name just to let TommySkate know he’s a douchebag

  14. could have
    must have
    should have
    would have

  15. Good boy. And don’t you ever forget that!

  16. We’d better do what he said, guys.

  17. I NO MY ALAPHABET

  18. For God’s sake, stop it. We realized that you’re trying to be funny. It’s enough now.

  19. SHUT UP

  20. *know. Way to go TommySkate.

  21. TommySkate is flexo. I’m sure of it.

  22. Don’t feed the troll guys.

  23. TommySkate ftw. Hero.

  24. Not lame, really. Not especially clever either, but kinda cute. Who knows, I might even take the same picture when I reproduce, since I’m not an especially clever person myself.

  25. That’s a doll. A creepy creepy doll. Just Google ”reborn doll”

  26. The Tree is the singular most pathetic, saddest, fucked up excuse for a tree I’ve ever seen.

    More a christmas shrubbery. The baby looks like a disgruntled Winston Churchill.

  27. Ha! at people taking TommySkate seriously. Have you been on the internet before?

  28. Your “first trophy” is in the mail Tommy. You win! YeAAA! You are so awesome! NUMBER ONE! WOOOOOOO! I’ll start scheduling the parade.

  29. all of those presents are for him – the wee man received an assortment of decorative glass buttons, steak knives and a large plastic bag.

    Go Mom & Dad

  30. I suspect that we could use TommySkate’s Facebook history as Lamebook fodder for some time…

  31. hahaha, you’re all lame.

  32. @zombie Kid, I like turtles too :D

  33. Safety fail , but definitely not lame…Cute littel fella though :)

  34. little*

  35. TommySkate troll.

  36. AnonymousBastard

    OMGBABIEZ!!!!111 <3<3<3<3 ^_^

    wow, where did that come from?

  37. Damn, that tree has huge balls.

  38. @ Europe_Rocks At least get you’re own grammar correct if you are going to criticise somebody elses.

    “No it’s up to you to put them in alphabetical order – just a little challenge.”

    Surely the first word of this sentence is supposed to be “now”…?

  39. liam rulez

  40. LOL I have a picture of each of my kids under the tree their 1st christmas but our tree was on the FLOOR. Dumbass parents!

  41. hey, falls build character. nothing like giving your kid some character.

  42. TommySkate probably was first, but it took the douchbag four minutes to formulate his wizardry… still a FAIL, dude! Sorry.

  43. oh I think I will have to get involved.
    TommySkate=Fail
    Who the hell wants to be first to post
    Who the hell thinks it’s important
    and finally if you think something is important (when it blatantly isnt) at least actually be first. It’s a computer system don’t get paranoid of it…..they are all time stamped and yours is patently not first….BY FIVE MINUTES!!!!

  44. HA … Classic example of lame. (and so are the comments!)

  45. I WAZ FIRST ALAN BUT IT WAS A GLITCH COS IT DIDNT POST IT FOR TO LONG TIME

  46. So if this is one of those creepy reborn dolls… then is this a pic from a crazy person pretending to have a baby? That isn’t lame, that’s effing scary.

  47. I’m pretty sure it’s a real baby…

  48. @ LiamSutty
    At least get your own grammar correct if you are going to criticise somebody else’s. Note the correct form of the word “your”, and the apostrophe in “else’s”.

  49. how thoughtful of the parent/s to give the baby a pillow, in the form of wrapping paper…

  50. @LiamSutty
    You’re own grammar, I’m own grammar, he/she/it is own grammar?

  51. Hmmm, so it’s the best Christmas present ever, but the giver wasn’t bothered to wrap it like the others? Or at least put it in a box with holes? Come on.

  52. @Europe_rocks…..it’s “my grammar” not “i’m own grammar”

  53. or “my own grammar”

  54. but at least you aren’t TommySkate who is continuing to fail with every post he makes….

  55. @AlanLaing
    Apparently someone didn’t get the joke …

  56. LMFAO! All of you guys “fail”.
    … and seriously fail is being overused here…

    NO ONE NOTICED how TommySkate spelled ALPHABET wrong.
    Not even TerhiMaria, although she did go out of her way to make sure next time he spells know correctly.

    OBSERVE.

    TommySkate
    January 8th, 2010 at 8:46 am
    I NO MY ALAPHABET

    TerhiMaria
    January 8th, 2010 at 8:50 am
    *know. Way to go TommySkate.

  57. I think we should all stop worrying about grammar…

  58. ITS GRAMMER

  59. tommyskate, you’re a cunt, nuff said

  60. I agree with dinosgorawr… People worry way too much about others spelling and grammatical mistakes… People really arent trying to get everything correct on this stuff… Its status updates and forum responses, not a fucking resume or report for work

    Its only funny if someone is trying and fails… BuT It iS ALwaYs L@mE wh3N PeoPLE tYPe LiKe thI5

    Oh and the wrong there/their/they’re always makes me giggle

  61. Hey I’m not saying I have perfect grammar and that it doesn’t bug me when people don’t have the best of grammar. But I don’t point it out. Does it really make you feel better to correct other’s mistakes?

  62. For those who didn’t see the next posting on lamebook, Tommyskate just failed again… heh

  63. @Tommyskate there is no need to address you directly as you would end up spending hours staring stupidly at your keyboard trying to come up with a coherent response.

    This statement is the culmination of the collective opinion of the entire internet world, Tommyskate is a dumbass.

    Die kiwi, you flightless bitch.

  64. @Dinosgorawr -You possibly have the best login name ever.

  65. @MNic why thank you :D

  66. @Adamn -I don’t know what your personal vendetta is against Kiwi, but I could not stop laughing at that comment!

  67. When was it cool to spell “because” as ‘cos’ and “just” as ‘jus’ and “know” as ‘no’? i must have missed that memo.

    Last I remembered, ‘no’ meant to negate something, or the opposite of ‘yes’.

    Holy crap, people need to learn grammar and use it correctly!

  68. Is it cool now to spell “because” as ‘cos’ and “just” as ‘jus’ and “know” as ‘no’? i must have missed that memo.

    Last I remembered, ‘no’ meant to negate something, or the opposite of ‘yes’.

    Holy crap, people need to learn grammar and use it correctly!

  69. oops. i didn’t mean to post that twice! :/

  70. That kid looks like Edward G. Robinson.

  71. Dumbest comments page, ever.

  72. PrincessChristine

    Tommyskate is a little bit on the offensive side.. get a life buddy and stop taking this shit soo seriously. There is way more to life!

  73. wtf this isnt funny

  74. @26 – ALL babies look like Winston Churchill don’t they?

  75. I’m not really bothered about them placing the baby near the edge of a table. I’m more interested in knowing just exactly how they knew this was “The best christmans present ever” when it looks like they haven’t opened the other presents yet. Could very well be something better in one of those. You never know.

  76. Look in the diaper FIRST. The real gold is in there.

  77. Christ on a cracker

    So not cool, dude

  78. and on the 6th day of christmas my true love said to me “HOLY SHIT THE BABY JUST ROLLED OFF THE TABLE”

  79. i made an account just so i could reply.

    ALL OF YOU ARE RETARDED!!!!!!! and in various ways too. idiots.

  80. That baby needs to cut back on his tanning bed time.

  81. rosinbackrider is frodo

  82. @athena: your mom is a frodo

  83. FIRST!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!
    oh, wait. nope.

  84. @26 There’s nothing wrong with that little tree, honestly now. People get what they can afford.

    However, I might take slight offense to the child endangerment, there. If I’m not mistaken, the top of that baby’s head isn’t on the edge of the table… it’s over the edge of the table. Yikes.

  85. wow thats really scary!

  86. TommySkate fail

  87. ZombieKid – would you be so kind as to send any extraneous turtles to snap at TommySkate’s heels until he either goes away or contributes meaningfully to the topic at hand? Thank you.

    Imamofo – it’s a strange fact that most babies look like a disgruntled Winston Churchill. Unfortunately, this is rarely remedied by dropping them face-first from a table precariously stacked with gifts. Although I can’t blame the parents for trying.

  88. is that a baby? on a box? on a table? wtf

  89. im so embaressed for TommySkate

  90. *Embarrassed

    how embarrassing…

  91. Wow. That baby looks remarkably like that stuffed dog next to it.

  92. 88th!

    YES GOT THERE EIGHTY-EIGHTH! HAHAHA TO ALL OF YOU YOU SUX!

  93. @ Tootsie: you mom got to 88th.. 88th ho session of the day

  94. Come on, you guys. How do you know the other parent (or someone else) isn’t just outside the frame waiting to catch the baby just in case? Besides, newborns don’t really move around very much. They just wanted a cute baby pic, and they got it.

  95. New borns look like they come from middle earth. Why do parents have to inflict us with so much pain? I don’t show everyone photos of what I’ve just pushed out. I don’t care about your new pog baby- I just don’t care.

  96. @ Max – Your too busy caring about Lord of the Rings, right?

  97. I hope it came with a gift receipt, because its starting to smell and I sure don’t want to feed it.

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