ifitwerentformyhorse – Zombies and Teen Pregnancy are capitalised for the same reason that two “than”s were included: because Braxton is from Alabama and doesn’t word real good.
(S)he types gooder than (s)he used to did though.
Karma may make for a nice trashy stripper name, but you still have to pay to play and I somehow doubt the house is willing to accept that photocopy mr magoo shit 9 carries around in his pockets or whatever the fuck it is alien robot geeks carry their shit in..
Jesus cap’n. I go away for a month and you let a tin robot take over? You’re slipping….on the other hand I would be more worried about teen Pregnancey. Zombies and ol tin man you can stop. Brainless teens not so much
The first one isn’t sad, it’s the way it should be. Firstly, while teen mothers can be over protective, I’m sure a zombie is more likely to rip my throat out with it’s teeth. Secondly, teens have been getting pregnant since the beginning of time. Thirdly, show me somebody who is prepared for pregnancy and I will show you somebody who is either naive or in denial.
Unless all of those things happened within a 45 second period, I’m calling 100% bullshit on mr. karmic hilarity. Guy falls off bike, gets up, looks around, gets back on bike. <– 30 seconds tops. Guy laughs at biker, continues driving, notices cop is pulling him over, pulls over <—- 2 minutes at minimum. Either the cyclist was a four year old on a tricycle or it's bullshit.
Who said the biker got straight back onto the bike? He could have seen the guy fall, laughed at him and drove off. If they were going in the same direction it’s perfectly feasible that the biker could catch up to him once he’d been pulled over.
“Really annoying slow” is still faster than most people think we ride, because most people think we ride “painstakingly slow”. However, I’m courteous enough to stay out of traffic, mostly because I don’t want to be killed by a misanthrope.