I always enjoy these relationship ones because they give me a chance to bust out my other catchphrase and laugh at monogamists.
“things aren’t working out” “It’s not you it’s me” “I think we should see other people” Fuck me if Matt isn’t Shakespeare in training. The guy is fucking versed in break up cliches.
Girlfriend fraping status confessions just make me feel bad for the whiny pathetic bitch who can’t just move on with her life. What does that status accomplish exactly? All he has to do is delete it and move on. Also how the fuck do you force someone to get an abortion?
Guy changes his relationship status to single
Girl (Dani): I didn’t know we were broken up.
Guy: I just never get to see you so I didn’t tell you.*whoops out every fucking break up cliche in the books
Girl (Dana):Handles it in the calmest most mature way I’ve ever seen on here then says I had a great time with you I hope we can still be friends. Let’s start seeing other people