Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Rocky Majors

previous post: Stalk Talk



  1. ew…

  2. gross but educated

  3. ben?

  4. Keeping it classy Pike’s.

  5. Give it 9 months and it will be the paternity being discussed forget fraternity.

    Sorry I know that’s awful but it was the first thing that popped into my head.

  6. you should’ve left the frat’s name uncensored. they at least deserve that.

  7. So…I take it she was the cream in the oreo?

  8. So David was on top and Marc got the bottom?

  9. I don’t know what’s worse: frat boy douchebags or the women that sleep with frat boy douchebags.

  10. that must have been one helluva walk of shame

  11. Stalactite’s drip on stalagmites…..

    There was a girl in my college dorm that slept with over 20 guys from within our dorm. Ironically, her name was Sarah.

  12. Every time a woman sleeps with a frat boy douchebag, an angel loses it’s wings. And crushes a kitten to death in it’s plummet back to earth. And then every guy on earth who doesn’t sleep with women for the sole purpose of calling them sluts to their douchebag friends on Facebook the next day cries. Like the little Baby Jesus.

    Seriously, what is it with these guys that like… love but also despise women?
    Fuck it, I’m going to sleep. This shit’s getting too heavy for me.

  13. Informational? Possibly. Funny and/or lame? Not so much. A waste of my time? Certainly.

  14. @Bucky – that’s the closest tie I’ve ever seen.

    Not that sleeping around in college is bad… sleeping around with douchebag frat boys is terrible though… unless they are rugby players… there’s something terribly sexy about those boys, and exceptions can be made.

  15. Krazy Eyez Killa

    Wow, what a bunch of dicks. I hope she gave them a nice dose of the clap.

  16. Sarah got stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  17. lol what a slag!

  18. Those guys should just leave the girl out of it next time and fuck each other.

  19. lol nuff! Ewww, mental picture!

  20. Sloppy seconds isn’t really all that bad. But I do wish dad would eat some pineapple or something.

  21. PraetorianXVIII

    this would be less gay if it wasn’t two frat guys

  22. Hope their balls didn’t touch…..

  23. Pretty bold statements labeling all fraternity guys “douchebags”. I mean, I can understand that you wouldn’t like the few that nailed your girlfriend, wouldn’t let you into their parties, or had sex with you your freshman year and never called you again…but such an all-encompassing generalization is ridiculous.

  24. TylerDurdenUMD

    Then again, it’s a pretty bold assumption to say that people who think frat guys are douchebags are bitter.

  25. Haha this is funny. I don’t know why all of you are calling them douchebags when she was the one that slept with two guys in the same night. Clearly, she is just a slut. I’m sorry for all of you that had a bad experience at a fraternity, but if you do something like this, you should know that it is going to be spread around. Why would you stick up for someone that is doing this? lol WOW!

  26. Something tells me these dudes would have no problem sleeping with 2 girls in one night either.

  27. Jetexas, it hurt, okay? So I reserve the right to anonymously and bitterly make snide comments about them online for the rest of time.

    Actually since I’m British I’ve never even been near a fraternity but in no way am I saying everyone in a fratertiny is a douchebag, and I doubt others were, either. That’s why we said ‘fraternity douchebag’ because they’re a certain kind of fraternity guys. The only kind you see.


    @allyson: but who’s worse? the girl who sleeps with two guys, or the two guys who sleep with a girl then go around calling her a slut?

    And to pre-empt the next few comments, yes the rest of the girls called me ‘slutty mcslut slut’ all through college and it bloody hurt.

  28. PraetorianXVIII

    Jetexas is the reason people don’t like frat guys. The sense of entitlement and the cocky nature they have simply by way of spending their parents’ money to have a steady group of like-minded alcoholics to hang out with is enough to annoy anybody.

  29. wow BritishHobo, that was really nice (the second paragraph).

    nuff, ok that was funny

    allysonb913, umm, because they are douchebags. If they sound like a douchebags, act like a douchebags, therefore they are douchebags.

  30. @Zoned: Yes. You just know that if one of these tools bedded two girls in one night, the rest of em would be high-fiving them and… sucking them off.

    It’s not libellous unless somebody who cares sees.

  31. Fuck, I sacrificed my point for a terrible terrible joke. I hate myself. And these frat guys.

  32. @BritishHobo

    Are you female? “the rest of the girls”…

    hmmm. Does BritishHobette know?

    Oh, btw… the fact that she slept with two guys (one after the other)… in bunk beds is worse than those two guys spreading it around. Technically, two guys already knew about it, so there wasn’t really any “one-on-one privacy” issues to worry about. That is, unless she asked the other person to leave the room each time “it” happened.

  33. @mcowles

    yeah, if she was that worried about other people finding out, she wouldn’t have said “brb, I’m gonna bang that guy that I heard snoring a minute ago”

  34. Aw naw that was a joke. I’m all man. I don’t even buy tampons ;)

  35. Is it weird to make reference to a comments page for a post that is newer than this one? Like claiming ‘Ben’ on a post before he actually signed up?

  36. I somehow suspect “Sarah” never existed at all, and David and Marc were crossing swords on their own.

  37. @Hobo

    I like my men like I like my detergent. All.

    And no, it’s not weird BritishHobo. As long as it related to this topic more than this topic would relate to the other post. Go for it!

  38. suckmebeautiful

    I’m guessing allyson is a sorority slut anyways, and what happened with sarah has also happened with her, and she’s relieving the shame and guilt she feels by slamming someone else.

  39. I think that Marc’s stalagmite/stalactite comment means that they were both in her at the same time, not one after the other.

  40. I bet she just got super-drunk at some frat party…poor slutty girl. She just wants validation.

    I have to admit that I’m impressed that Marc knows the difference between stalactites and stalagmites, though he does make the while debacle seem like a double penetration incident by using that reference.

  41. Ugh, the stalagmite/ stalactite comment has thrown up a image of a top bunk without mattress and a procariously placed bloke making use of the gaps between the slats!

    Of course this idea would be nonsense, but you never know with Uni students?!?!?

  42. @BritishHobo, at least you didn’t get called ‘spit roast’ for two years…wouldn’t have minded if it had actually happen. Which I imagine is the case here!

  43. Wow…let’s try and make that make sense…
    *At least you didn’t get called ‘spit roast’ for two years, which I wouldn’t have minded if it have ever really happened. Which it didn’t. I imagine that’s the case here.


  44. CommentsAtLarge


    Spit roast… amusing visual but crappy nickname to get stuck with (especially undeservingly).

  45. I find all the “slut-shaming” here rather disgusting. Oh, woo, she had sex with two guys at once! OMG! That doesn’t mean she should be shamed or made a spectacle of. Enjoying sex isn’t a bad thing, as long as you’re honest about it. In this case, if anyone’s the “slut,” it’s the assholes who are going around saying nasty things about her for doing something they LIKED and probably ASKED FOR.

    I don’t get this whole “Let me get a girl to do something then be a jerk about it!” thing.

    On the flip side, if girls wouldn’t sleep with jerks, jerks would have to be NICE to girls to get laid.

    That still doesn’t excuse them being jerks, though.

  46. Douchey as they are… how classless. Did she even ask either of them to leave the room? Or just finish with one and hop straight on up/down to the next bunk?

  47. I get the sense that there is an unusually high number of female commenters on Lamebook.

  48. frankly given that they’re frat boys and this all happened in the same room, and they are bragging about it, they probably raped her.

    The typical frat boy usually has some tendencies in that direction.

  49. PraetorianXVIII

    “sarah” is code for “tummysticks”

  50. I just wish an Eiffel tower was involved, that way she could get the culture award as well.

  51. …And frat guys are still gay.

  52. @myredstar hit the nail right on the head.

    Not to mention the fact that fraternity or not, these people are raging pieces of shit for posting her name on their Facebook page.
    Say what you want but don’t put it on the internet you fucking cocks.

    I hope everyone responsible for releasing her name gets thrown out of their fraternity.

  53. And can someone please help me to understand the American fascination with the “college experience”?
    Why is it that so much of what is seen and heard of American college students is nothing but random hookups, excess alcohol consumption of trying to prove yourself in a four-year-long pissing contest?

    College is, or at least I was lead to believe while I was there, a place where people LEARN and at least attempt to become functional members of society. Although American college students appear to regress in their ability to behave as rational human beings. And they always use the justification of the “college experience”.

    No wonder the country is in shambles – no one bothered to learn a damn thing in college and built the country on scraping by after a hang over!

    This is why the rest of the world is laughing at you.

  54. @nomnomnom:
    This is a great question I have often pondered myself, being the classy American lady that I am (and a college student).

    It is unjust to generalize all American college students as being eternally hungover, however. Sure, we have our Girls Gone Wild sluts, our alcoholic frat boys, and our cougar professors, but what country doesn’t? America has made a business out of it with our millions of “omfg-let’s-lose-our-virginity-in-college” movies and lovely pornographic tapes. Americans like to party and we are damn good at it.

    But this is not the true “college experience.” They may be amusing interludes but most people actually study in college (unless you are a stuck-up twat spending your parents’ money to hide from the real world for 4 years). I see it as a clever way to weed out the future of America–those who get by drunkenly in college will wipe my windshield for me, while I laugh maniacally from my hovercraft (dreams, dreams).

    And my dear, the world laughs at us because we are a bunch of raving lunatics. America is actually quite divided (like the North vs. the South, for example), so tension rules us. We get bored easily and must entertain ourselves. We love drama. It’s a weird country, but I like living here… usually (hell, there is always Canada).

    So, in closing, the world may laugh at the drunk skank (USA) with the lampshade on her head, but she sure is fun to party with… and some of those drunk skanks are actually smart.

    And don’t assume you know all of one country based on the media/the internet (especially not the American media, for God’s sake). Hell, if that were the case, I am to assume that Australia is inhabited solely by kangaroos, and the British just drink tea and eat crumpets all day.

  55. Afterthought: How does one wipe a hovercraft’s windshield? Would the employee have to wear rocket boots?
    F$%^, I am tired.

  56. @arousal – Thank you. You said exactly what I was thinking. However, you said it much more eloquently than I would have. It’s late and I’m very tired, so I was just going to tell nomnomnom to go fuck him/herself. But hey, I’m just an inarticulate, skanky, American college student who’s too busy doing keg stands and fucking strangers to have learned how to express myself in an intelligent manner.

  57. Also, yes, rocket boots would probably be necessary.

  58. Hilarious!

  59. @ British: Point taken. I just have a problem with stigmas or people making broad negative generalizations about a group or organization. It usually isn’t deserved. I will freely admit that there are a some douchebags in fraternities, but that is true for the overall human population as well. I just don’t like labeling EVERY person in a group with a negative stereotype because you simply don’t know if it’s true. Caveat: the Fred Phelps group in Kansas. Call me hypocritical, but I’m struggling to see a redeeming quality there.

    @ PraetorianXVIII: You don’t know me. While I was in a Fraternity, I have no family money to speak of. My fraternity was pretty diverse. I served as an enlisted man in the Army for 5 years – not much sense of entitlement doing that. I put myself through grad school. I’m not condoning what these guys are did – they shouldn’t have made it public. But let’s be honest, fraternity guys aren’t the only guys that treat women with less dignity and respect than they deserve – especially at a younger age. I would say the vast majority of ALL young men do that. I’m not sure what your problem is, and I could be wrong about this subject, but to me it just doesn’t make sense to talk shit about a huge group of people you don’t know.

  60. Hey Evo…where did you go to college? Had a girl named Sarah at our dorm too.

  61. This is just nasty and misogynistic. The thought of women being ”sluts” and not putting out result in increased pressure among dumbass members that lead to date rape. I was in college when the same fraternities members(pikes)raped two women. The campus’s lack of evidence lead to the guys having no actions/charges against them, due to women who were scared to report such actions. Young women fresh out of their parents home rushing the experience are being taking advantage of by horrible scum. Afraid of reputation, guilt from drinking, and parents disapproval of experimenting in drugs, sex, and alcohol, but this never makes rape ok, or labeling one as a slut. I might as well label these dudes roach shit herpe/aids infested polo homophobic douchbags. It is responses like these, and predator behavior that keeps making this shit ok. Fuck you.

  62. How the hell do these people get into Higher Education?

    Over here we weed (most of) these douchebags out before University. Then they serve us pizzas.

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