the biggest compliment he has ever received is in fact the only compliment he has ever received. AND it’s not even a compliment. let’s face it, when the girl said “broke it”, she was actually talking about the non-pleasurable pain she experienced. also, he so wanted his mum to see. also, billy is jealous.
I’m thinking it makes him feel like his dick is huge and powerful. Even if a girl isn’t having fun at all, guys love to feel like they’re big and powerful. So even though the girl had an awful time and never wants to sleep with him again, he can walk out feeling okay.
Fair enough, I’ve seen plenty of girls inexplicably choose to hook up with douchebags, but it’s not his douchiness that would blacklist him; it’s his clear misunderstanding of what constitutes good sex for women that will be the red flag. I’m a girl and the phrase “I broke it” made me cross my legs and cringe.
This reminds me of the various times I’ve asked guys if they think they’re good in bed. Their standard answer is a proud “I’ve had no complaints!” My standard REPLY is “Well, women are taught to be polite” *shrug*.
“I Think You Broke It” – next week on TLC’s gripping new series, “things douchebags, who can’t get laid but have some odd habit of pretending to any moron that will listen that they’re Ron Fucking Jeremy, say”.
*LOL**LOL* & *LOL*…since when did ‘breaking it’ ever mean a good thing? Jose you funny boy. Maybe you should go it alone until you know what you’re doing. If she was smiling from ear-to-ear afterwards and couldn’t get rid of the smile for the next couple of days THAT would have been a compliment.
Well it all depends doesn’t it? I mean, if a girl is writhing around your bed in a state of permanent orgasm and moaning pleasantly that ‘ooh I think you broke it’ the I would say this was a win and a compliment. Alternatively, if said girl is writhing around your bed in agony with blood everywhere and cursing ‘I think you fucking broke me you tosser’ then not so much.
She probably did mean the condom. But if she did mean her ‘genitals’, then I doubt it was a compliment. Being ‘rocked’ raw, and having trouble sitting down and walking is NOT a good thing. Have you seen the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie hooks up with the guy that used to be on Mad TV and he drills her like a jack rabbit on speed? I bet that’s this guy.
What else do you expect someone to say when you ask that question? Should they brag about being awesome? “I’ve had no complaints” is just them trying to be polite, it’s not an invitation to degrade them.
I think he’s just a misinformed idiot.
You can’t break a females genitals like a banjo string (and is probably very unlikely to tear open even with the largest penis and smallest vagina (I’m talking legal ages, not like a 2yo, that might be possible)
However a bloke can snap what is known as his ‘banjo string’ or frenulum which is the bit of skin which attaches the foreskin to the head, and it is in no way pleasent. Take my word, the blood rushes out of you very fast, and it is a bitch to heal, no to mention the pain…
I’ve joked with my BF who has a Giant cock about him “Breaking me” after a great lovemaking session… I can’t see a girl claiming her boyfriend broke her and it being bad… I it were the case you would say “stop that, it hurts” and get him to stop…