Well, technically anybody who’s read the comments in the original post has already seen all these. (The credit for the last pic goes to jimmyj as wordpervert already mentioned.) What Lamebook should do is dedicate their time to finding equally abnoxious aholes we can make fun of ruthlessly.
I had to make an account, just for this guy. My first post with Suroor. How does one get biceps like that, do you inject the anabolics straight into the arms??? Also someone should remind him there are other muscles on the human body besides the biceps. That is all.
I Brought the new Power Pump7 potent muscle and power Matrix ready to drink pre workout nitric oxide from Vpx today. i think it is much better than even No Explode. Works more faster and gives more energy for longer workouts. Thanks to Vpx Company.
Apparently I am REALLY in the minority here. I don’t see what is so funny about this guy. I don’t find the posts with him even remotely interesting. Everyone else seems to love them, so more power to you. Glad somebody likes it!
@20, I was thinking the same thing. They look like freakin mini footballs.
there should be a FB page dedicated to him,lol! I wonder how he’d feel if he discovered everyone was making fun of him..lol probably break our bones, or the females at least, apparently on his MS page he states clearly he doesnt care to hit a girl.
Nick – Considering the typical offers on this site, I’m hard-pressed to understand if there’s anything here that would be humorous to you. But since you are so difficult to please, I’d love to know what sites do please you.
Hermariane – this guy has made it pretty clear that he has no intentions of hiding his name, email address, home address, telephone number, occupation, work address, relative’s names, steroid use, penis issues and sexual problems from anyone. I seriously doubt there’s a hiding name fail here. I know more about Suroor PS than I do about most of my co-workers. (Thankfully!!)
Then it’s the best fake ever because he’s got a 3 year long trail on the internet with the same e-mails, user names and phone numbers complete with pictures and radical rants…..
Not that I was looking or anything.
“A long bio, but i wrote this Not in 1 day but added little by little in Months. Otherwise for who the hell, i have waste so much of energy and time in 1 single day. i wrote this, when ever i was free”
I’d like to point out December 11, 2010 on his FB wall, where he went on a rampage of posts. (Well, and just about every post on every site that has been uncovered so far. The boy can talk, errr… cut and paste!) There is no doubt in mind that he not only wrote that entire thing out at once, but that he copied and pasted it multiple times on sites that have yet to be found.
Here it is how many days later and still new sites to be found. I can only imagine what more there is to come. Fun stuff!
y’know suroor (or a troll) posted on the entry before this one? lol. pretty much copy and pasted about finding the “rare, perfect girl”. even though apparently, a perfect girl is one who can wake up after 3 hours after being punched mercilessly by him.
Never Trust a Man who Cries Or a Woman who Smiles at you. Both are Frauds.
when i saw her real husband crying, i felt really pity for him. If i was in his place, i would not have killed that old slut. If she dies she would go away soon and i cant see her pain for a long time. I would beat her physically or with some iron rod and reach her between life and death condition. and i would enjoy watching her pain and bleed. then she will never think about sexual desire any more
Women in general:
Even my Biggest interest is Girls with culture. Everyone knows the famouse 4 letter english Foul word and Girls use it now a days even in their breath to show they are equal to men. Or Just call her 1 bad word and U can see her reply with Lots of knowledge about adult materials or her exact culture in few minutes. I myself never use that word and use it when i have no choise.
Women whome i hate and for whome the respect is below my shoes includes also flirts who likes partying and enjoy boy friends, shamelessly directs relationship to a guy on websites, Girl friends and many more like these things. still these bullshits act like they deserve respect and make a big smile. Only i wish i had a Super natural Power to appear before them & Beat he hell out of these ones without anyone in my way. But the girls who can be taken to a family and not found on parties or night clubs etc might be my Interest.
His not-so-secret fetish:
I want a Girl Just like the Bue Female Alien in Avatar. No, not like the Actress Zoe Saldana, but exactly like Neytiri, the Blue Strong Girl with tail & who can Physically fight. Ever since i saw the Film, that Alien Girl’s Cute Face is Always in my mind & her Bravery. I need that kind of a Girl even if it is the Exact same type of Alien Girl. So special & Not like these Usual ones with just pretty faces.
Reassurances on his sexuality:
And it is a 100% fact that though i fight with many women, my only and ONLY interest is on Women itself. But Straight Women with culture and those can be brought and introduced in a family.
Dont U ever laugh as the Hearse goes, 4 you may be the next 2 Die. They wrap U up in a White sheet from head down 2 feet & put U in a black Box & cover U up with Dirt & Rocks. All goes well 4 about a weak, Hence Ur Coffin begins 2 leak. The snakes crawl & eat Ur eyes, nose & the jelly between Ur toes. They Crawl in Ur stomach & Out Ur eyes. I’m Eager 2 experience it any time. No need 2 hide, Ur chance will come
Manners and Miss America (yes I just typed that):
Being Nice is Bulshit & Boring. In Life do everything 4 Urself to look Gud & workout 4 that best Physique. Climb up in Career. Never follow what other Shitts do 4 pleasure. Make people know that, Dont Play with me, else i will Break u into 2. Give all the time 4 Urself or for Parents & tell others i Dont have time to waste on U. Even if u see Miss universe, let her approach u or ignore, since she is just a Human.
Favorite Suroor quote of all time: “When there is Love between a Boy & a Girl, Both cannot be without each other. It is exactly like UnderWear and its Elastic. Can an Underwear stay without its Elastic? or Can an Elastic stay without its Underwear. Thus, Love means UnderWear.”
I cannot tell you how long I laughed about this gem. Glorious.
Also, I shall wait patiently for Suroor to see that he was posted again and update his Facebook about how he supposedly doesn’t care. Hopefully with an added mention of slutss. Gotta love the slutss.
This guy reminds me of those two characters on Family Guy who have been in the states long enough to learn basic English but not long enough to speak it convincingly. lol. Wow, he should totally marry himself.
I had to register with Lamebook to be able to share my comments on this “History in making”.
In case you people haven’t realized it yet, he is a Muslim of Indian origin from the state of Kerela. His first language is most probably Malayalam.
For those who think his muscles look unreal, look up SYNTHOL. It is an oil injected directly into the muscles to give them mass.
I think his anger and schizophrenia stems from his steroid use and also from some inferiority complex.
I think he looked pretty normal and decent in his old photos, like where he is playing the keyboard (normal by Indian standard).
Now he looks like a transvestite on steroids who feels the need to assert that he is a “straight” men at the beginning of ever paragraph.
He looks like a pretty average bodybuilder, I don’t find anything remarkable about his physique. He looks very short, probably 5’5″. All the bulge is because of irresponsible synthol use in arms and in shoulders. His torso looks comically tiny next his arms, looks like Suroor doesn’t bench-press much.
He definitely is an internet phenomenon in making. Hats off to jimmyj for all the research
Most interesting is his comment about Natural bodybuilders on facebook.. He is the epitome of obnoxiousness.
“The reasons Y the Lean or fat Guys who never even might have stepped into a gym or the Natural BodyBuilding Men or other trashes run their mouth against the Big or buffed guys or Steroids:- 1. Ofcourse Jealousy. 2. NO Money for the huge amount to spend for Supplements. 3. Can’t workout regularly or even bend to their knee. 4. Afraid to Inject or use supplements. This is like the saying, ”when u don’t get the Grapes u wanted to eat, U satisfy yourself thinking it has a sour or Bad Taste”.”
I wouldn’t worry about that too much Jimmyj (talking like him that is). Your great research has obviously taken you deep into the mind of Suroor. If you start getting the urge to inject animal meds or fantasise about beating the shit out of women you let us know okay brah.
Actually, browsing through the posts of “Pikabrah” on that bodybuilders forum, I now don’t believe it’s Suroor…
Pikabrah’s english is way better than Suroor’s, and P. often usues the term ‘manlets’… never seen Suroor doing that…
Yeah, you’re right, episode, he would have posted all info, also his age is 27 and not 31 like in Pikabra’s profile. I’ll delete the Pikabrah-quote pic on my flickr, as Pikabrah is not Suroor.
OMG, all those synthol arms, horrible, and so obviously fake and extremely unnatural … one must really have quite a few screws loose in the head for stepping on that slippery slope to ‘fame’ & ‘awesomeness’ … but I guess it must be a slow process … starting with a bit of (honest/clean) body building training to lose some fat and look & feel better … so far so good, but then wanting more results more quickly + getting obsessed with it + getting involved with the wrong people + etc. … obsession turns into a addiction and voila… silly looking arms & lamebook just around the corner
Just as so many others I just HAD to sign up so I could talk about Suroor! Jimmyj thanks for your updates, I had a great time reading them! I think you’re right about Pikabrah, he’s definitely a troll. Here’s one of Pikabrahs quotes:
“I’m natural, phaggot.
My natural testosterone levels just make my physique and strength far superior, which most people can’t even begin to fathom. You’re obviously angry and jealous that your genetics are piss poor and you’re typing to someone who clearly has god-like genetics. Now, I’ll let you continue your WKing of a 5/10 on the Misc, because I know you don’t have much going for you in life right now (judging from your post count, stats and physique.)
If you’d like, I could flex my 21″ guns and get her full nudes for you.”
His English is way better than Suroors and notice how he uses full sentences (he types and instead of & for example). More important: he forgets to say that he is way to important to talk to this guy, how he is better than this guy because HE would never waste his time hanging out with sluts/bitches AND notice his last sentence: ‘If you’d like’. Excuse me? Suroor doesn’t care what this guy likes because… he’s not gay!
“There is no inch on ur body for an other muscle, were are u gonna pump more in now?? ”
But actually I think there’s more than enough room for more muscle on his body… any part where he hasn’t pumped in the steroids have ample space for more muscle… thus all his body except for the biceps, triceps and deltoids … might be good idea to do that, Suroor, maybe it wouldn’t look like you have baby kittens crawling inside your upper arms and shoulders
Didn’t somebody talk to his sister??? and she said we tell him not to take steroids?? I love the comments but now i’m gonna have to keep up with two comment sections!! damn :\
ok but..since he signs up to all these dating sites..and a few posts up someone quoted him as saying that he hates those girls who look directly on websites or something for boyfriends..has anyone thought that this guy may be on these sites to meet up with these women to beat and abuse them?? i mean..i wouldn’t put anything past him!! but i get the feeling his plan wouldn’t have gotten off the ground, simply because as soon as he talks to these women they would realise what an absolute freak this guy really is
Suroor is in TONS of dating sites but whos going to want to go out with a deformed troll that starts his profile with:
Ok, I JUST LOVE Working Out At The Gym & Body Building. I am a straight, 27 years old, Happy Single Bachelor and I HAVE LOT OF RESPECT FOR MY SELF. I Like WWE.
WWE and self respect dont go together!! LOL
Then he goes on to: “I am Not a very social guy & that is Y Not so many People like me much & i too Dont like those strangers ”
I like Kittens, Bikes & very Small Kids too much. (EEEWWW!!) I Hate Advices and Dont take it.
WHAT HE DOESNT MENTION ON HIS “MATRIMONY SITES IS:
HE HATES WOMEN
YET LOVES PORN STARS
JERKS OFF EVERY DAY
COMES WITHIN SECOND
HAS HAD 2 DRINKING GLASSES WORTH OF PUSS TAKEN OFF HIS SHOULDER
HES AFRAID OF HIS FATHER
WONT GO TO SEEK MEDICAL HEALTH OUT OF FEAR HIS STEROID ABUSE WILL BE DISCOVERED
IS STILL A VIRGIN
HAS INFERIOR COMPLEX AND HIDES IT BEHIND A MACHO PERSONA
WATCHES A LOT OF PORN (WANTED TO GET A MAX PACK AT ONE POINT WITH 1000 CHANNELS)
DADDY’S FRIEND GOT HIM THE JOB HE HAS
STILL LIVES AT HOME
DADDY SEEMS TO GIVE HIM POCKET MONEY
IS NUTS ABOUT WWE (IN A BAD WAY)
WOULDNT THINK TWICE ABOUT HITTING A WOMAN FOR SAYING OOOOPS OR OUCH!
HAS A MINI SKIRT FETISH
HATES WOMEN (DID I MENTION THAT ALREADY?)
HATES MOST MEN
The mascara like thing he is wearing is called Kolh, also called Surma. Mostly seen it being used by middle eastern men, men from Indian Sikh community some Indian and Pakistani Muslim men (as well as women)
Bring on “Suroorbook”
yup! we’ve seen that LOL LOL LOL we had a theory going that he was really skinny and probably shy and he couldnt get laid so he ate, then got fat and still couldnt get laid so started injecting steroids hoping to get laid and still hasnt! LOL
My favorite quotes from his resume:
“Course Certificate in managerial skills and personality development from Nadia institute.” Personality development REALLY?
“Ability to work independently as well as in a team” Does he realize that punching team members is not the same thing as working with them?
To commemorate 17 years since the world found out about Kurt Cobain’s death, and to pay tribute to the one and only Suroor, I hope you enjoy:
Smells Like Team Suroor
Load up on drugs and choose your friends,
It’s fun to pose and to pretend,
The steroids have gone to my brain,
The whole damn world thinks I’m insane.
Insane, insane, insane, my brain.
Insane, insane, insane, my brain.
Insane, insane, insane, my brain.
Insane, insane, insane…
All the slutts here, and the bitches,
Just don’t comment on my pictures,
Or I’ll come and punch your face in,
Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?
I like kittens, I like porno,
Pierce my bicep, watch the pus flow…
You know I’m straight, I told you so
A million times just so you’d know
Don’t smoke or drink like common trash
I just went through Seabiscuit’s stash
(Repeat Pre-chorus, Chorus)
And I forget just why the hell
My penis has this nasty smell.
My little dick is hard to find.
Oh, I remember, nevermind…
(Repeat Pre-chorus, Chorus)
“In order to have a Fantastic Body, you should never do 4 things – Don’t drink, Don’t smoke, Don’t flirt around with Girls and Roam with the guys. ”
I’ll do the opposite, thanks for the tips! (What the hell does “roaming with the guys” mean?)
He was a member there also, but not anymore… the link asks me to sign in, offers to do that via facebook, but then it won’t work, maybe because I have blocked any apps on my facebook…?
(found this via google, searching for surror ps:
3 May 2010 … Posted by SUROOR P S. if suppose any girl slap or even touch me by mistake … Posted by SUROOR P S. i am not saying this even with a single …
I found either his new Yahoo Answers profile, or somebody pretending to be him. The old one that we’ve all see is where he goes by SUROOR – TAKER, and I just found a profile with the user name is Suroor Taker and he – or somebody – posted this question:
“Will size really hurt? please help.?
i am in my late 20s, in middle east, muslim and also built. but naturally having a good sized or u can say relatively big Pe**s. but i didnt have many girl friends since i didnt take any initiative and also my way of thinking plus being a bit religious, i thought i will keep everything only for a very special girl. So it might sound funny, but i just want to know if with the first intercourse with big pe**s cause lot of pain to the girl or not. since it is also bit thick. i heard once that only matured women can take this & enjoy and Not girls between 20 to 30 which i am Not sure. i said frankly and i dont want to hurt a female with this and will prefer Not doing it which is not a problem since i can control myself even though i have interest. Please, just giving jokes or funny answers is of not use. People with any intention to help can do it. i discussed this long back in other sites also, but answer was just everything will be fine.”
@ moniker: That song!! LMAO!!!!
@ ifitwerentformyhorse: it could be Suroor, I think he would like it if other people thought he has a big penis (too bad for him we all know it’s a smelly, small, disfunctioning one). On the other hand, would he really want us to think that he doesn’t ‘want to hurt a female with this’? Strange….
@IFITWERENTFORMYHORSE, i dont think thats the real suroor, that fucker has no compassion, respect or empathy for women or anyone. and even if that was him wanting people to think he has a big penis, he forgets we already know he suffers from premature ejaculation? LOL
From jimmyj’s link of Suroor’s more important own problem on Yahoo:
“but my mother knows all this and holds this as a secret after me catching her leg” Wait wut?? What’s the conclusion to that? He threatening his mom? As in: well you can tell dad about the steroids and he will kill me and eat my brains later, but if you’ll tell him I will tell him that I saw your leg!
@JIMMYJ, he seems to have gone AWOL from his yahoo account “no longer a member” ummm, i thought he didnt have 1 minute to spend on those trashes who just bark? i guess hes trying to clean up his internet trail or steroids, porn, porn stars, matrimonial sites and insults…. good luck with that Suroor!
@MONIKER: well, since i deep down think this guy is gay, you may be just what hes looking for! LOL (on the down low!) LOL
“What makes a Girl feel insulted.?
If suppose you are a good looking straight guy and what can make a girl feel insulted if suppose she is pretty also. maybe not even through words. if i ignore her ornever look at his face, will she feel insulted. or if suppose you are very friendly with the guys only and never even approach and talk to her and let other guys talk to her, will she feel insulted ? please don’t reply writing this is wrong section, since i posted here seeing that mainly ladies will be here.
please tell me frankly what can make a girl or any woman feel insulted and angry even if you are good looking, well dressed, smell good or is silent.”
i know some girl don’t want to reveal this secret. this is not for some evil intention and even if it is, what, the girls don’t have other guys, only me?
i just want to know the psychology.”
“And why do you want to know this??
Im sorry, but Im not helping with your evil plan.”
“yeah as if only u r there in this whole world to help. who cares if u answer or not. i got so many answers from my same post in other sections. my plan is evil or not is none of your business u garbage. i chose u as best answer only to give u this message.”
@MONIKER: oh-oh! LOL LOL i beg you my friend, you deserve better than Suroor!!!! think of what awaits you: constant work outs, nasty bodybuilding supplements, body odor (lets face it, this guy doesnt look too clean), make up!!! (he wears kohl), beatings (cuz you know is coming!) and kitty litter….. all next door to his parents room. yummy~
@JUMMYJ: i saw that before but i didnt see the reply “im sorry, but im not helping with your evil plan” priceless! i wonder why Suroor hasnt realized yet that “u garbage” isnt a proper insult, also saying that people “bark” is amusing “trashes” isnt even a word, he still hasnt learned how to spell Sluts…. poor troll thinks his english is great (remember he said only indians know how to properly speak english, unlike americans that are only good to make up bad words.
Jimmyj you made my day! LOL!!! That last Yahoo QA… This girl gives him all these websites where he can lurk at girls with miniskirts on and at the end of her post she typs: ‘sin’. Suroors answer:
“nice answer and good pics. but why did u type sin on the bottom. your name?”
Oh Suroor, you and your controversies crack me up!
Twinkle twinkle little star… Goddd now I have this image in my head where Suroor sings this to all his kittens (you know, Porter the third and all those dead kittens in his room). EEEEEWWWWW, get it out!!! Must. Look. At. Suroors. Hulk. Picture. And. Laugh. Again.
Moniker just made my day with the awesome song! Haha too funny. I too joined this site because of suroor and I’m addicted! I’m reading posts first thing in the morning, at work ,after work…I can’t get enough!
@MONIKER, cry yourself to sleep over the life with Suroor that will never be!
SUROOR’S AVERAGE DAY
wake up, hate the world, kiiss kitty, watch porn, hate self, shower
dress with the same clothes worn all week
mix 25 different supplements with banana in blender. drink half, take half to work in thermus
go to gym for 3 hours, ignore girls that dare go to man’s area
go to work, ignore all people, do repetitive boring work and spend 80% of time asking stupid questions in yahoo. check facebook account, hate self some more
have lunch (the supplement) go for mid-day work out. return to work to check if any new friends request have come in. hate self some more and hate those trashes who dont add me
leave work in kawasaki, head to gym for nightly 4 hour work out, come home. ignore all, inject drugs, swallow drugs. play with kitty, masturbate to porn, masturbate 4 times. have dinner (a cold chicken breast and some more supplement drink) lay in room in the dark, cry self to sleep with extreme self-loathing. wake up middle of the night in cold sweat, watch porn, masturbate again and cry some more. hug kitty and say “at least you love me porter 3″
alarm clock rings!!!!
jimmyj, I think you’re supposed to read the post like this: Girl A = porn star, Girl B = his sister. Well we already knew that he couldn’t stick with one porn star for too long, because at first he is turned on but then he realises she is just a slutt and he gets really agressive and isn’t turned on by her anymore.
Except for the alien girl from Avatar of course, she’s his dream girl/alien and perhaps she’ll fit the Girl A profile as well.
@ jimmyj: oh my, she could be perfect! She could also thake a fight (something he strangely enough appreciates in the Avatar girl), but… look at all those muscles jimmyj! She has them in her underarms and thighs… I mean, that’s just wrong. EVERYBODY knows that your biceps are the ONLY muscles you should develop.
Therefore I state that the Hulk lady is a slutt and will not be perfect as Suroors gf (on the other hand, come to think to it.. She could totally kick his ass! That would be awesome, thanks for that mental image jimmyj )
Suroor: “I lost my kawasaki motor cyle key. please tell me what to do.?
today i lost my kawasaki ninja 1100 cc motor cyle key. i had only one and now i cannot do anything. i live in abu dhabi and here there are no dealers of kawasaki bike and i can’t even get spare parts. so tomorrow i have lot of things to do and i have to get it before tomorrow night by 10:00 p.m. please tell me a fast possible way. i don’t care how much it’s gonna cost me, but i want it soon.”
friendly, helpful reply: “For the things you have to do tomorrow, take a cab or the bus.
Call the Service Manager (Hennie) of Kawasaki: mobile 050 4622741
for advice how to solve your problem.
This time, get 2 keys at least.”
Friendly grateful Suroor: “anyway, i found my key and i can never take a cab or bus. yeah and that is my wish. and your advice to take a cab , was useless. i think even a new born baby will know that in case of urgency you can rely on other means of transportation. that won’t make you a geniuse”
The tweets are on! I don’t think he really understands the concept, he is still trying to tell looooong stories about decent girls:
Nobody can stop me, hold me or control me. Some times i bring the Pain, but I’m never gonna change…. 10:18 AM Mar 14th via web
…if U mess, then No doubt yeah I’m a Veteran & when done you gonna think you got ran over by elephants…. 10:18 AM Mar 14th via web ….This is my world, my way, my life. I Dont follow Others whose career’s like a treadmill,…. 10:17 AM Mar 14th via web …. U running but you ain’t going nowhere. I Cant be put down. I see Angels after me & There ain’t no grave gonna hold my body down 10:17 AM Mar 14th via web A Girl who is pretty, Very innocent, highly educated, No ego, Always covered up properly, … 10:17 AM Mar 14th via web … being today’s girl but with culture, who can be seen out only with family, … 10:16 AM Mar 14th via web … who Dont interact with each & every Guy, who doesnot use 1 trash word in her mouth, who is strong enough 2 look after herself … 10:16 AM Mar 14th via web # ….. & has regard even 4 animals, respects All mighty & listens her parents etc. is equal to= Perfect lady or My kind of a Girl (Rare) 10:15 AM Mar 14th via web
Look out boys and girls… the grim reaper Suroor is here!
When Lights go out U hear silence. U know the Grim Reaper Suroor is there……..In a cloud of smoke He in Black comes in a big black beast Bike. He stares straight & does not look back….All his victims, Enemies flinch Knowing the pain he’ll bring. The Last Ride they will take & lose their soul Under the Tombstone…. through Hell’s Gate they’ll go. Want to create a problem? haha.. with pleasure Ur fate has been told. R.I.P.
When i Die, i mean next minute, tommorrow or any day, i have rules set as to where to be Buried……I have to be Well dressed even when eyes r closed & even between the Soil. All my belongings in my room has to be destroyed… since that should belong to me Only even a Comb. Crying Drama must Not be near my Dead body &…. if anybody is there they can do it privately. Many more r planned & set for that Day full of anxiety.
@JIMMYJ, that lost key post is disturbing, and it shows what kind of person he is, he has some serious issues. just because someone tells him to take a cab or bus he blows up like a firecraker! i mean, come on if you cant ride your bike why should people just assume you have a car too? he needed that key with so much urgency that the person had to assume he really needed it.
there is a part of me that thinks he posted that so that people would know he had a bike. i felt bad for the person that answered that maniac.
Has he considered Rapunzel as a mate? She is young and strong, but yet easy to dominate as shown by her 18 years of captivity by a thousand year old woman. She has blue eyes and oh so long silky blonde hair he can wrap around his biceps while he makes short sweet love to her. When he tires of her and wants to hide his love affair with an infidel he can lock her away in a tall tower. Oh the possibilities!
@Moniker, thanks! I would love to read more “Suroor’s average day entries. maybe we should start a contest hahaha, which rock star is worth crying 17 years over? LOL just curious.
@Weathermax: the twitts are bad enough to make me puke in my mouth a little, this guy believes his own hype is soooooo sad, yet fascinating. so glad i dont ever have to interact with this clown!
wondering why his fan page has 42 people, some of who are “letting it rip” and Suroor isnt responding at all!? look at this little gem a girl left on his fan page:
okay so i couldn’t help but join this ridiculous page just to say this: i am a woman, yes, WOMAN, and you Suroor, are the saddest, loneliest person i have ever read about.
-the fact that you believe that by achieving that “amazing” body of yours by using steroids is awesome, is damn near sickening.
-you saying that a punch to the face of a woman will make her obedient doesn’t make you a man, it makes you a COWARD.
- your little genital problem is the result of that nasty steroid abuse- yes ABUSE, not just usage.
-your puss problem is also a nasty side effect of the above mentioned reason.
coming from a woman, your attitude is NASTY, and so is your body. get the hell off of your high horse and open up your eyes, sweetie. you are not a man, you’re a BITCH with love for pussy that wont put out *meow*.
btw, Lamebook didn’t make you a “star”, it just showed everyone just how big of a prick you really are.
@ notsofast: LMAO!!! Rapunzel would be a great mate, good thinking! And she wears long dresses, so her arms and legs are covered as Suroor wishes
@lamebooklurker: that really is a gem! I guess Suroor thinks that all those people on his fanpage who are bashing him are men, no matter what they say and thus not worth his time. Did you know he’s not gay at all?
“Suroor. P.s. I feel like puching any pretty girl and make her bleed even though i am straight. Love is another name for hormonal bloody desires.
if suppose any girl slap or even touch me by mistake or even if i am wrong, i will slap her back twice and disfigure the face of that shit. i will be more harsh than towards a boy, even though i am straight. let that bullshitt think what ever i want. even the bloody cops in the world will be on girls side, but i will sit happily in jail, in the pleasure of finishing my anger and using the strength aquired from body building. but never did any girl touch me and when she will that will be her end. old or young. even i want to break the bones of the super heros who come to the help of those pretty looking garbages. i will only take beatings from parents even in the middle of a street and i will stand as a statue.
i am not saying this even with a single experiance. i am a happy bachelor never had a slutt called girl friend. i am just angry at how girls get preferance when even an average man is physically 10 times stronger than that bullshitt.”
@COMPARETHEMEERKAT: you are right i am displaying clear Suroor tendencies by being so selfish, self-centered and thinking only of my needs…. let us share!
@MONIKER: LOVE THE SONG! but to which porter did you write it to? remember, the whereabouts of porter 1 and 2 are unknown, wondering if Suroor loves rubbing the kitty fur around him eewwww gross~
@KATO1….. words. fail. me. thanks for bringing the myspace i wonder when he will finally blow and harm someone (this guy isnt going to stay ranting online forever, something’s gotta give! i fear for people in the Emirates!
I think I figured out what alien men are. “Garbage Alien Shitts known as Gay Men, before sending messages to straight Built Men saying their Body is hot etc, i say first U see them face & when the Real Men Punch U & show U your Own blood, then u might Not like the same gender’s body any more. Same goes to Lesbian Shits also. No Never come in my way. Find your own species.”
Trying to be ghetto or something: “To be the Man, U have to Beat the Man. This is my Basic Thuganomics. I am Not any trashy ShowMan of sexy, But i am the Strong knight of Eternal Darkness. So, Your time is Up, My time is Now. U can’t see me, My time is nowww. Yes, the Built Champ is Here…”
“Had another Fight few Somali scatt guys infront of Kfc near yousuf centre. Couldnt mind their own business plus mainly Jealousy. So Police came, asked me who created problem, pointed the 2 Main Guys, they took the 2 shitss with them and i went back in my Bike. haha… whose loss? Before playing, they didnt know who i am.”
Laughter makes him homicidal: “Simple Things that makes or made me very angry includes :- When i was doing MBA, though not about me, the sound of the laugh of Girls on the seat behind made me feel to kill each of them / When Guys in the gym talks behind about me i feel like making them a squashed insect / When Girls pretend to be like Kids playing with teddy bear hiding the bitches in them / when Old men or women advice me etc”
You shouldn’t kiss because you can’t fry and eat a kiss: “When I see Harry Potter who is much Younger than me, Kissing a young Girl, I feel when is Suroor Going to Do atleast that one. Then i will think which Oscar award am i going to Win from that few seconds of Pleasure? Am i going to fry that kiss and eat? After all i am an indian and If i also do the same, i will belong to those same Dogs category who are waiting for the female bitches to throw something for them.”
He wants to ask a girl to marry him, but not why you think: “If suppose a Girl falls in love with me, then i will tell her that we will Elope. And if she accepts, on the day we Elope, i will catch her hand and pull her to her Parents and say, this Bullshitt was going to Elope with a person seen only since a few days like Me and Ready to leave you Parents who looked after her whole life. Maybe she might also leave again with a better guy than me. Bloddy trash”
A cute little story: “One day a Pretty Neighbor Girl came to my house and my Mother gave her a Banana to eat. And when i never even minded her, She came to me and asked ‘where should i put the Banana Peel’ and like usual i told her, ‘Go and Put it in a Bank’. Anyway i was Glad i made her Angry and she Left.”
@lurker ~ Ahh damn, I had a feeling I was going to get picked up on that, LOL, Porter 3 of course but it’s hard to get that to fit in the poem, unless we just ditch the whole twinkle twinkle tune altogether…come up with some original material…
Porter 3 / You mean the world to me
And I love you so / I just wanted you to know
Please don’t grow too fast / I want this love to last
Cause when you’re 1 year old / you will be bought and sold.
BTW if you scroll all the way down on his Facebook wall, he’s had the profile since November and he mentions having a different page before. Plus he posts something about “jealous trashes” talking about him online. I guess it’s normal for him to either get deleted or delete his page because people are making fun of him, then make a new one.
I got inspired by moniker’s songs and lamebooklurker’s description of Suroor’s average day, so I wrote lyrics about it, set to Rebecca Black’s Friday.
7 a.m., wakin’ up with my kitten
Gotta stay stinky, gotta leave my room
Gotta have my shake, gotta have protein
Seein’ red, people are runnin’
Runnin’ away from me, everybody’s leavin’
Gotta get down to my bike
Gotta find my keys, I see some slutts
Sittin’ in the only seat
Tryin’ to make my biceps fit
Gotta make my mind up
Which trashes should I beat?
They’re steroids, steroids
I’m pumped full of steroids
Everybody’s tellin’ me to stop it, stop it
Pumped full of steroids
Everybody’s tellin’ me to stop it
Liftin’ weights, liftin’ weights (yeah)
Liftin’ weights, liftin’ weights (yeah)
Mad, mad, mad, mad
Lookin’ forward to a beatin’
7:45, I’m ridin’ in Abu Dhabi
Bein’ so angry, my eyes pop out
Porn, porn, think about porn
You know I’m straight
I got porn, you got porn
Your girlfriend’s by my right
I got porn, you got porn
Now she’s got a black eye
Sittin’ in the only seat
Tryin’ to make my biceps fit
Gotta make my mind up
Which trashes should I beat?
Yesterday was angry, angry
Today still so angry, angry
You you you so much jealous
You so much jealous
‘Cause I respect myself
Tomorrow I’ll be angry
And after that still angry
I don’t want this beatin’ to stop
Ah damn it, I fucked my lyrics up. The last one should be “Looking forward to a beatin’” or something like that. I stopped listening to the original song for reference towards the end because I just couldn’t take it anymore.
Did anyone even look at the two videos (not the wrestling ones but the ones further down) of him in school and of him in the gym? I gave up a half hour of my life yesterday and I would have to say…totally worth it. The guy takes a twenty minute “workout video” of himself, in which only about 4 total minutes is comprised of actual exercise, all with lame technique and mediocre poundage. The rest of the time he is walking around in circles (literally) and checking himself out in the mirror. At one point towards the end you can even tell that the guy behind the counter is telling him to quit freaking filming.
At first I felt a little guilty for making fun of an “Engrish”-speaker. But the more (and more and more and more, I can’t stop!) I read & see his pics …
Seriously, I have spent um more time than I’d like to admit, reading these comments and looking at his profile. So far I’ve made it to the Dec 2010 posts, but haven’t watched any of his videos yet. Anyone notice that he puts the same comment on a LOT of “Wall”s?
Awww a kitteh!
I’m still trying to figure out who is taking the pics of him? They all seem to be in the same place, and not in a mirror. I wonder if he just has a camera at the end of his hallway that he uses just for these pics? I wonder how many hours a day he spends posing to get “just the right pic”? A few seem to be “suddenly snapped” he says LOL
Apparently badass “bikers” over there are not the same as over here. Over there they appear to be the Suzuki-type bike owners and not Harley-types.
I like that he doesn’t follow rules or does what any one expects of him. He’s a rebel!
Holy shit @ “I like Small Kids very much. But either they Run away after seeing me or their Parents Wont allow them to go to this Monster. That is the Only disadvantage i have in being Built. But try to Understand me, Parents and Kids. This BoogeyMan can fight any Grown Up But can Never ever Hurt a Kid. Only kittens Now a days approach me. If any Kid will play with me, I will give u 1 Ice Cream free.
December 16, 2010 at 6:56pm
Suroor Ps likes this.”
I think his friends all “hide” him from their newsfeed, and that is why only his sister and a couple of the same people ever comment or “like”. They probably don’t unfriend him because he is family or they like to brighten their day by reading his bullshit. Or sending it in to Lamebook for us all to enjoy. Whoever it was that sent the first ones in, THANK YOU!
Another lurker out of hiding.
I was going to post some gem pages/groups/whatever-the-hell-they-are-called that he is a part of, but there are far too many. I would recommend going to his facebook profile info, and then go to the “Other” section of activities and interests. over 600 pages that seem incredibly appropriate.
Where do we find the videos? Do we have to be his friend on facebook?
I’m not his friend on FB but I can watch his videos. I think someone up there posted his profile link. It’s just … wow lol.
Isn’t he romantic? “If suppose a Girl falls in love with me, then i will tell her that we will Elope. And if she accepts, on the day we Elope, i will catch her hand and pull her to her Parents and say, this Bullshitt was going to Elope with a person seen only since a few days like Me and Ready to leave you Parents who looked after her whole life. Maybe she might also leave again with a better guy than me. Bloddy trash
December 11, 2010 at 8:18pm
Suroor Ps likes this.”
Ha ha. He posted something similar in other question/answers a bunch of times. I bet he’s real proud of what he wrote and had to copy and paste it all over the internet. That’s not psychotic or anything.
@MONIKER LOL LOL LOL
Porter 3 / You mean the world to me
And I love you so / I just wanted you to know
Please don’t grow too fast / I want this love to last
Cause when you’re 1 year old / you will be bought and sold.
@IFITWERENTFORMYHORSE: KFC? no wonder his stomach looks so “blah”. OH MY GOD, he cannot even tell someone where to put a banana peel without being nasty, jesus, this guy hates women to a fault! and his marriage/elope proposal? sent shivers down my spine!
I LOVE THE SONG!!! hahaha EPIC!
@FLYINGWIRE: you may be on to something here, no one goes from normal keyboardist to unstable grotesque bodybuilder for no reason. i suspect abuse, but it may be to late to save him with therapy.
@IFITWERENTFORMYHORSE needs to cut down on the Suroor doses! hahaha
@MORRONMAGNET he claims his sister/parents and “straight” arab friends take his photos (he goes to great trouble to make sure everyone knows this for some reason LOL
and yes, the kid-ice cream and kitten scenario y so disturbingly sad. i wouldnt let my kid anywhere near Suroor. they probably wont unfriend him because they fear he will make their lives a living hell! hahaha
Suroor turns up unannounced at home of friend that unfriended him
-heeeey what you doing here Suroor?
- i come to ask why you unfriended me you garbage!?
- are you serious?
- yes you are nothing but a jealous dog who barks at greatness!
-look, maybe you should leave
- no, you tell me now, why you unfriend me? you jealous trashes!!! you jealous trashes because i live like a king and you are nothing!
-im calling the cops!
Suroor yells while he wipes tear from his eye: -please friend me again!!!!
@NOTSOFAST: i think is the steroids, bodybuilders usually have bad hair like that, his hair looks like a wet, old mop
@ALL: i was a the park with my two dogs yesterday and in what i can only describe as my “suroor moment” of the day, i wanted to leave and they wouldnt listen so i said “come on, lets go home you trashes” jesus, its come to this now? so i have been calling them trashes ever since! LOL
So Sroor hates bulshit trashy girls who are into bad boys…
But describes himself (amongst other things) as Suroor the bad boy under his posing pictures
Hence, it would appear that Suroor is into girls who aren’t into him… Well that would explain his violent pseudo rape fantasies :S
Gosh, he is just SUCH a catch!
If we take Suroor’s surrounding into perspective, his obnoxious personality starts making a little more sense.
At the risk of sounding like a bigot. Let me generailze the middle east region a little. Of course all these rules don’t apply for all countries in middle east. But, This is the same region where women are not allowed to go outside in public without wearing a hijab. Women are not allowed to drive a vehicle unless accompanied by a male. It is not illegal to beat up one’s wife. Women are considered commodites, their status is much similar to that of house pets. Rich men over there take pride in “owning” multiple wives. Honor killing is a way of life,, brothers and fathers would rather kill a girl than let her live life on her own terms. Girls are married off at early age. Girls are rarely given opportunity to get higher education, so that they are always dependent on the men (fathers and then Husbands). If a man is accused of adultery or any other crime, he is innocent until proven guilty. On the other hand if a woman is accused of adultery, she has to prove her innocense, if she fails to prove her innocense, she is stoned to death. Even widows are not allowed to remarry.
Now Abu Dhabi, Dubai region is comparatively liberal. So, that explains the girls in Suroor’s gym, who are allowed to workout.
Now add steroid induced rage, schizophrenia, inferiority complex, identity crisis (a middle class Indian trying hard to present himself as a rich Sheik), health problems, porn addiction, elementary english speaking ability and access to internet- and the result starts to remotely resemble Suroor.
I say remotely resemble, because Suroor is one in a billion. He is a complex being and can’t be described by a mere mortal in two paragraphs
Just wanted to bring some facts to light from my perspective.
@FLYINGWIRE: i completely agree that women are treated like commodities and pets in many places in the middle east (no driving, no interacting with males, even weddings are segregated (men partying in one room, women sitting with the children in another). women are not allowed to see male doctors in some places, or drive, or leave the house alone. Abu Dhabi and Dubai are modern in comparison to lets say karachi but women are still viewed as second class citizens.
Indians in Abu Dhabi tend to be treated as second class citizens too, so it makes perfect sense that Suroor would look for someone to “dump on” to make himself feel better against the possible discrimination/stares/dirty looks he might face not only for being indian in an Arab country, but also because of his deformed muscles (he is so diluted he thinks he looks great, so he blames it all on jealousy)
what i dont understand is how in a society where people are “married off” to their friends kids really early on (arranged marriage and arranged engagements in the indian community are nothing new) i wonder:
why havent his parents arranged to marry off this little gem of theirs? could it be that no one in the community/extended family want to be saddled down with Suroor?
how can his family not see this guy has serious issues/ inferiority complex/ and a deep hatred for women?
Hey twitnit, welcome aboard!
I just cut and pasted from wikipedia, hope this helps:
A meme is a unit of social information. It is a relatively newly coined term and identifies ideas or beliefs that are transmitted from one person or group of people to another. The concept comes from an analogy: as genes transmit biological information, memes can be said to transmit idea and belief information.
A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices, which can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes, in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.
The word “meme” is a shortening (modeled on “gene”) of mimeme (from Ancient Greek μίμημα Greek pronunciation: [míːmɛːma] mimēma, “something imitated”, from μιμεῖσθαι mimeisthai, “to imitate”, from μῖμος mimos “mime”) and it was coined by the British evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins in The Selfish Gene (1976) as a concept for discussion of evolutionary principles in explaining the spread of ideas and cultural phenomena. Examples of memes given in the book included melodies, catch-phrases, fashion, and the technology of building arches.
Advocates of the meme idea say that memes may evolve by natural selection, in a manner analogous to that of biological evolution. Memes do this through the processes of variation, mutation, competition, and inheritance, each of which influencing a meme’s reproductive success.
Memes spread through the behaviors that they generate in their hosts. Memes that propagate less prolifically may become extinct, while others may survive, spread, and (for better or for worse) mutate. Memes that replicate the most effectively spread best. Some memes may replicate effectively even when they prove to be detrimental to the welfare of their hosts.
A field of study called memetics arose in the 1990s to explore the concepts and transmission of memes in terms of an evolutionary model. Criticism from a variety of fronts has challenged the notion that scholarship can examine memes empirically. Some commentators[who?] question the idea that one can meaningfully categorize culture in terms of discrete units.
@ twitnit: when we talk about “memes”, we usually mean “internet memes”. These are random things that have become popular over the internet due to various online forums (such as Lamebook), with the most common source of these memes being 4chan and YouTube. Common examples of memes include things like lolcats and getting “rick rolled”.
Also, maybe they haven’t “married him off” because they suspect he is gay?
When I was talking to my b/f about Suroor, he said the first thing that came to mind was an angry 80′s George Micheal. I’m not sure why … ?
I never paid attention to George, so maybe someone else that is/was a fan could tell me why he would say that?
“marry off this little gem of theirs?” ROTFL
I am pretty sure his parents and rest of the family are more than aware of this royal problem on their hands.
And I doubt any of his parent’s friends or relatives who have seen him would be thrilled to have Suroor as their son-in-law.
I also don’t believe that he is working in some bank. He seems to have too much time on his hand and is always bragging about his “MBA” degree (curious if he ever actually graduated) rather than his current position. He probably worked somewhere for a short time and then left or was fired.
And if I am wrong and he actually has a day job, then I feel sorry for his social skills. I wonder what kind of work he does
with that brain of his.
He definitely doesn’t have many friends. Most of his photos that have other people are with health supplement salesmen and such. No photos of workplace only old photos from college/school
Oh noes, I think he’s onto us trashes! He does thank us for sending girls his way. Annd for making him “famous”.
His single hair won’t move. For jealousy there is no medicine.
He loves his kittehs though.
I know it’s totally a different country and accent but … when I read his posts & comments, I hear it in the way Henry Rollins reads the letter from Boris. I’m trying to find a video of just that part for those that might not know what I’m talking about. It’s from the Live @ Luna Park DVD. I hearts him
Haha yeah @moronmagnet, I know what you mean, I’ve got that DVD… And yes Rollins is an f’n’ legend.
And if Mr. Suroor is happy to be famous for being a steriod shooting, woman beating, stinky cocked, live with his parents, kawasaki riding, kitty lovin’, friendless waste of carbon and water, then good on him…
“Wake up in the mornin feelin like suroor taker
inject some synthol in my arms just to make em look faker
pet my kitty Porter 3 before I leave for the day
He’s the only p*ssy I get, but i say I’m not gay.
Talking bout punchin girls in the face face
riding the kawasaki all over the place place
Parents think I’m an ace ace
Taking roids to get real big
instead of lookin like a twig
lamebook’s my new gig…”
@MONIKER drunk? sunday night??? where are you? when i read that it was 4 pm my time! LOL
@MORONMAGNET LOL LOL I dont think it would go any other way with this maniac! LOL he is so full of it i cant imagine how he can take rejection. “girls with standards” to Suroor? is a mystery to me… it could be a porn star with a hijab, or a muslim girl who is too hot for him but acts like she isnt, or a super hot girl who thinks HE is too good for her (the fucker sure doesnt like ugly, plain, average girls does he? LOL the george michael theory is a good one because it truly is weird that he hast been “married off” already at 30+ i would love to hear what his extended family and social group have to say about Suroor! LOL
@FLYINGWIRE: well, you know my friend, the way i see it, ANYONE would be happy to unload this piece of shit, i mean precious gem of a son, on to a different family and have him be their problem suroor’s issues must have been apparent early in life, so, the fact that no one seems to mind, is beyond me or a sign that people “know whats up” and want to stay “on the down low” LOL LOL with him i wouldnt want my worse enemy married to this punk.
I AGREE with you, this guy doesnt seem to socialize outside the gym (some of the photos is with gym friends, gym receptionist, gym trainers etc…. wondering why there is no photo with a Vet?
@NCHA89 wondering if they didnt blur it on purpose, this post has taken a life of its own!
@ALL: the only think that bothers me is that if we make him famous thats what he wants and he doesnt deserve it, hes a horrible person craving fame and i wouldnt want to be the one giving it to him.
This person seems like he was smart and motivated at some point. He needs help. I find lamebook really repulsive for posting this. Usually, they post gaffes, jokes, and profiles of people that are not at risk, but this person clearly is.
Well he knows we are talking about him. Still he chooses to be the same way instead of asking for help. Or his family and friends aren’t trying hard enough to help him. So, I don’t feel guilty at all for talking about him.
He doesn’t want to go to a Dr to help him with of all the pus and fevers caused by his “muscles” supplements, because he doesn’t want to go to jail. He knows it’s wrong. He is afraid of his father. He wants to beat women, and probably would if he was alone with one long enough. If his family really is rich, they probably kind of just ignore him as much as possible. He probably stays in his room with his kittehs when he’s not at the gym. He probably gets a little extra on his allowance as long as he doesn’t embarrass the family locally. Then he spends that on the “supplements” and gym memberships. So that could explain all the angry internet stuff.
I agree that he was probably smart and motivated at some point.
I also think that if he has a degree, he should know the difference between famous and infamous. He isn’t famous.
Maybe if he would read ALL of the comments on both of his “famous” Lamebook entries, he could try to help himself. But I doubt it.
@Moronmagnet He probably knows he’s infamous but has to act like he is famous to cope with it. Also, just because he’s not asking for help does not mean that he deserves to be made fun of like this. He is clearly unstable, as you mentioned. It is definitely not a good idea to “cyber-bully” him like this. Maybe you should google what has happened in recent times to victims of cyber-bullying. A little fun here and there is okay, but I think that this is crossing the line. I strongly recommend that lamebook removes this post.
He is not the only one who needs help. After almost a week, 2 posts, and over 700 comments, it’s pretty clear that many of you are more obsessed with this shriveldick than he is with himself. Suroor has certainly brought some ‘tards to the Lamebook yard.
So all of the things he says about beating women & kids, calling other people trashes and garbages, referring to women as bitches & etc is OK?
When I think of “cyberbulling”, I think of those people who are LGBT, a different religion, have a disability or just get made fun of for things that they can’t help. I don’t think of some jackass who is full of himself, threatens to beat a kid for looking at his bike, says he wants to beat a woman just because he feels like it, or spends his family’s money on things to inject into his body so he can be an even bigger bully.
It is possible he is mentally ill, and/or he may have some disablity that he is trying to overcompensate for. He appears to have gone off the deep end sometime after he graduated from one of those schools he has listed. But I just can’t feel sorry for the guy. I understand he’s in a different country, a different religion, and English isn’t his first language. The way he types is amusing. But HE crosses the line first by a lot of what he says on a public profile. If he was smart he would have made it private. But it is still public. He must enjoy it. It is also possible he has always been this way but just recently got the balls to be more open about it. You know, probably around the time he started injecting that stuff to make his arms look like mini-footballs.
Maybe he will finally go get help when he sees that his posts get a LOT of negative comments from people who aren’t just kissing his ass to keep the peace. Apparently none of his family or friends call his “issues” to his attention. At least not in public on his profile.
@Moronmagnet: I think you should learn to sympathize or even empathize with people like Suroor. The human psyche is delicate and powerful; not always logical. In his case, whether it is the drugs or his personality causing it, he is unstable and will probably end up hurting himself in one way or another. You clearly lack in understanding that. This sort of cyber-bullying is not going to help.
Also, If you really cared about why he is wrong in saying those things or even if you wanted to make him aware, try reaching out to him to talk to him with sensitivity, not belittling him. He is clearly from a different culture and background, so maybe you’ll learn something too.
He just protests too much about not being gay. He has to point it out on in so many posts. I would never make fun of him (or anyone) FOR being gay. It’s all the other stuff combined that is just too much not to make comments about.
Have you not taken the time to look at his posts or pics on his profile? If you haven’t, you should if you want to understand why we have made these comments. I’m sure you don’t have as much time to kill as we do, but you did have time to comment in his defense.
I’m sympathetic to a lot of things. A few examples: I’m adopted, survived child abuse, struggled with many “demons” most of my life, suffered with & helped a few others with their “demons”, worked with the developmentally disabled (and will again when I move to another town soon), and been a sleep-deprived mom for 3 1/2 years (haha).
I’m weird and have issues and was secretly a cutter for 12 years. I stopped cutting when I had my son. But, I don’t threaten to beat someone just because I feel like it or they looked at me.
He doesn’t want anyone to talk to him to help him. He states that several times throughout his profile. Maybe this is what he needs to snap out of it.
there are some high and mighty people here who should just stay away, if you dont like us making fun of Suroor then what are you doing here reading the posts? i guess Suroor isnt the only hypocrite about…
i tried reaching out to his sister to warn her that all this is out there, to tell her that her brother needs help…. even sent the lamebook link. well she mustnt care very much because she never replied. if his own family wont take the initiative why shouldanyone else?
@Moniker “the fun police” can kiss my ass. I agree that Suroor needs help but its not going to come from me, i have to say, he has brought a lot of people to this site that would have otherwise never met! haha so thats his good deed for the year! LOL… i was feeling kind of bad about him until i read what he wrote “he would hit a girl so hard until pussy juice came off her mouth” to me that was it! im in the beautiful country of France
@Flyingwire: Turning a blind-eye to something so blatantly wrong, “cyber-bullying” is not something that I’m willing to do. I will voice my opinion and hope that people gain sympathy.
@Moronmagnet: Sounds like you had a rough time growing up, and I’m glad you’re past it, but frankly, you sound bitter. Also, I’m pretty sure “this” is not what he needs, although I do agree he needs a reality check..
Well I can see why chaiman says that we are being mean. Some of the comments are a little over the line. But again I don’t feel guilty for anything I’ve posted. I haven’t contacted him or made a fake profile to get him to add me or anything like that.
He should get more tattoos. That was my “therapy” for a while.
@CHAIMAN: IN TRUE SUROOR FASHION: SHUT UP YOU TRASHES! HAHAHAHA i can see a bigger moron here *wink wink* since you hate the trashing but are doing some of your own, hate what we are doing to suroor yet are here everyday, why dont you go somewhere else to preach your half-hearted crappy gospel? NO ONE WANTS IT HERE, in case you just havent noticed.
@ALL i wont respond to this hypocrite again, ( goes all high and scrupulous) yet is still here EVERYDAY, reading and laughing at Suroor…. while all the while telling us how bad we are. FUCK OFF!
@chaiman – If you care about Suroor so much then you can contact him yourself and offer help. You’ll probably notice very quickly that he reacts violently to any and all advice. I’m guessing you didn’t see any of his posts, because he talks quite a lot about wanting to beat the crap out of anybody who offers help. Good luck.
@MORONMAGNET: we are not meaner than someone who: wants to hurt small kids for touching his bike. wants to make women bleed for saying “ooops”, wants to get black people deported from Abu Dhabi, gets in random fights with people outside KFC, oh, and wants to “punch women until pussy juice comes out of their mouth”…i am not as mean as Suroor and he doesnt have my sympathy and someone else trying to make me feel bad about my joking isnt going to make me either, am i a jerk? maybe, but i know i am a smaller jerk than Suroor!
@IFITWERENTFORMYHORSE: i did my bit for social services by writing to his sister, i bet thats a lot more than some “holier than thou” folks around here have done!
@MORONMAGNET: i seriously doubt ANYONE has commented THIS FAR DOWN THE LINE without reading ANY of the previous 270 comments (hence reading the “bundle of joy that is Suroor”, but whatever!, there will always be people telling others what to do when they do/enjoy the total opposite.
Hahaha, one thing I will say for Suroor, his English is way better than my French. I’ve got no idea! @lurker, not sure if you realised my intended meaning, trying to be cute. Stupid dictionary, how embarrassing…
@All – Lamebook have put ANOTHER Suroor post up as I’m sure you’ve seen so I think the chances of them taking any down are small to none, no matter how strongly chaiman recommends it.
Also I’d like to second twitnit’s “nanny, nanny boo-boo!”
Just because he says nasty things and does not want help does not give anyone the right to bully him. 2 wrongs do not make a right. Also, this is definitely risky and probably not productive for him.. and us for that matter.
You’re not the only one lurker, I’ve been seeing those. Maybe just a coincidence…At least you know Suroor won’t be coming to France to find the girl of his dreams now it’s illegal to wear the face covering veils…
*Weighs options of being a “decent human being” and being a “trashes.”
I choose to be a trashes. And a garbages too.
***snickers as I put my broken washer on porch next to ratty sofa***
chaiman, nobody’s cyberbullying him. None of us are going to his pages & saying mean things. None of us are emailing him telling him to kill himself. We’re commenting within a small scope of the internet community. He’s aware of what we say. If he doesn’t like it or it hurts his feelings, he doesn’t have to come here & read.
@MONIKER i thought it had something to do with the content of the page (suroor, emirates, muslim, indian) i tell you i am not crazy, thats why because i sure am not looking for no indian asian wife! LOL and yes, they are not allowed to wear burquas but they can still wear the veil, i think is good the french wont allow the burqua, i mean, you want to be covered like that, then stay on our country, dont impose that to western people IN THEIR OWN COUNTRIES. lets face it, europe isnt known for covering up, specially france where people go topless in the beach!
@iIFITWERENTFORMYSHORSE: hes defintely in the wrong web site, needs to go to save the children LOL. chaiman is like champagne: smooth going in…. shit going out
@ALL: chaiman (or whatever the fuck that means) doesnt understand the concept of this site, so i laugh at both his/hers/its sense of “right” and bullshitness LOL we all need to be amused LOL
Gotta love it when somebody visits a humor site that’s meant for poking fun at people, and then gets offended when he sees exactly that. And then keeps coming back and getting offended again. And won’t put his money where his mouth is, of course. To quote Suroor, “advices are free” or something like that.
@suroorps: yeah, whats up with that, his profile is disabled but as of today the fan page HE created himself is still up (has 290+ fans…. all making fun of him of course. arent the pages you create disabled along with your profile? i guess not!
i am starting to feel the suroor withdrawn though, without any new LOLs coming from him, whats there to look forward to? by the way, perhaps having his facebook profile removed means this is a wake up call for this guy? i would want him to get help (before he goes out on a shooting rampage)
@Lurker… I agree. Deep down, I kinda feel bad for the guy. I mean, how desperate do you have to be, to do what he does to his body? How much do you have to hate yourself, to say some of the things he says? I do have compassion for him, but at the same time, I do get my chits & giggles from his crap.