This is what happens when the uneducated accidently absorb information.
I imagine that the high school drop out was forced to watch a WWII movie by its boyfriend. And whilst valiantly attempting to ignore the entire affair by engaging in a constant stream of texting, tweeting and facebooking, a few wisps of information managed to claw on and sink in to its brain.
My guess is that when activated, it would make one “stand to,” greatly lifting them off the ground, hence creating more pleasure for the woman. But alas, you might find she likes that a bit TOO much, and therefore is constantly pressing the little button to make that happen again, and therefore causing what one would think is great pain to the testes.