I can indeed offer you advice on this situation. Don’t do it. Aside from the obviously messy situation, your blatant lack of intelligence renders you unfit to attempt to raise that child.
That’s my two cents, is it enough to buy that heart you’re so eager to sell?
@xenomasked: I did notice, that was the point of my (repeated) joke. Maybe our Governments should combine and setup a tactical squad. Those who keep making first comments in the first comment boxes will be eliminated. Solution for the plague, and it creates more jobs
I spent a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what a “uthere man” was.
and once I finished reading the thing, I read his photo.
I wouldn’t have been so harsh, but with that as your profile photo, Scarlet is right, Morris, please kill yourself.
@Insane – Sorry, but I have to do this… ARE YOU INSANE? Even if he does get a mail order bride, do we want him to be contributing to the gene pool? I mean, the guy can’t spell her. And it’s a three letter word. A really simple three letter word.
I hate stupid people. And people who can’t spell in general. This is Svetlana.
Scarlet Pimple, he’s offering his heart for free, the ad even gives instructions on how to cut it out, we won’t need to kill him because some emo chick will take the ad literally and do us favour.
Mary is just a little frustrated that even after the marriage, JJ still pulls out and makes a mess for her to slip in, it’s pretty understandable really. The stingey bastard won’t even buy condoms.
@Svetlana: My apologies! I should have thrown an ‘attempt to’ in that statement, even though we all know he is far to pathetic to go beyond first base! In hindsight I would actually feel sorry for the mail order bride!
If I were a super hero I would definitely want to be Urethra Man! Flying around cleaning up “qustains” with my cape. And if I were female and had a baby with Urethra Man, I would probably stay with him too. That baby is pretty much guaranteed to have amazing urinal capabilities. Of which could potentially be used to achieve world piss…err…I mean, peace.
@#30 Makster: Seriously if you’re going to correct someone on their usage of words then you may want to keep the point of what was being said. For example comment #31 by Imisszombiekid was right on the money with that comments correction.
@ Gank – sorry to put the proverbial English cat amongst the equally English (diseased) pigeons in Leicester Square, but ‘spelt’ is the traditional English spelling. ‘Spelled’ is American English, and has become ingreasingly used over here.
Having a strum? You’re doing us proud, lad. Share the lexicon. Tell them some of the other phrases we use for that act…!
@ Gank – So what if I use spellcheck – I wish more other people will learn to apply the same principal… I mean, it’s a click of a fucking button. OH, and, I hope you have a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year… You know the rest…
@ ni hao – actually, I get laid EVERYDAY… more than you and your hand can say. And I don’t think that last post for Katie Mae was “anger management” worthy. Ask KennyChen and Lorne852 how I packed out on them. At least I admitted I was wrong.