You have to take the posts you find cupcake, put them in the mixer, add shit and stir until you get a paste before laying it out on a cookie sheet. Proceed to use funny shaped cookie cutters in the guise of twilight characters, Justin beiber, and various other celebrities. Cook said shit mix for a good 24 hours precisely so it is no longer recognizable and then add sprinkles. Feed said sprinkle covered shit cookies to the masses and watch them get violently ill.
it has been a while. i went on a fast from lamebook when yoink showed up. it hurt me too much. i’m pretty sure i remember soup saying he’d hot glue rhinestones to his spoon to make the experience more interesting for you ladies…but anyways.
you don’t have to worry about balancing or pedaling in a car. it’s not that difficult. plus the bigger the car the fewer obstacles you have to worry about. so,in conclusion, i say urnotrite.
Comments, you’d already referred to eating/driving, so I take it you disapprove (except for what Banahm is talking about, ha). I actually don’t have a problem with eating/driving – only potential mess.
I have the worst day of work ahead of me, so I’m at sixes and sevens. So, in summary…
I don’t know what People of Walmart is, nor do I care (a cult, perhaps?). I don’t know what Jersey shore is, nor do I care. I was hoping for another heated argument about the perils of driving/texting. It hasn’t happened. Therefore, I’m fading to black…
I have no problem with the culinary version of eating and driving – I’m guily of it myself from time to time. In junction with anything else and driving, well that might be a different story (too much going on and all).
Now, the other sort of eating, well I like to devote my focus to that. It’s a dangerous undertaking while on the road.
word, People of Walmart is basically people who see someone who they think is ugly, or doesn’t dress well, and they just whip out their camera or phone and take a picture of them right there in the store, then send it in to the website to laugh at them.
Reading the site is even less entertaining than reading that paragraph, if that’s possible.
soo…. I’ve spent a lot of the day checking out People of WalMart, and it looks like it’s a well known site, so people purposefully wear stupid outfits to get on the website. (well you’d hope that was the case anyway).
On the surface, maybe the two sites are similarly themed, but upon my first visit to P.O.W. in about six months I only had to go back four pages before encountering a picture of an morbidly thin woman who looks to be at death’s door, and dozens of comments making fun of her. Lamebook is primarily text-based (or photos generally involve lame behaviour or photoshopping) and people can choose what to say on facebook – but making fun of pics of people who have deformities/illnesses is in the poorest of taste.
My first summer job was a vagazilizer. Best years of my youth. The following year I was a lowly sphinctilizer. Yes, you can guess. And the cheapskates would come in to the shop and say “can’t you just paint the hemorrhoids with glitter glue? It’ll look just as good”
BritishHobo, perhaps you should point this out to that corpulent name-calling thundercunt over there.
BaroqueJen, ‘poorest of taste’ and ‘hilarious’ often coincide.
I believe the more accepted spelling is ‘vajazzle.’