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I hope he’s ready to activate star power to save him from this monster fail.
What a loser.
jackass
Hmm he thinks Guitar Hero will be epic like Mario or something… He’s wrong
He should have been specific about which guitar hero.
someone isn’t going to get laid. ever.
In Guitar Hero drops off the face on the earth, he can tack an ‘n’ on and praise the guitar heron: my favourite bird.
He is probably one of those that play expert and think they are awesome musicians. I know a few people like that. Wow, he is good at pressing 5 buttons……….
The is quite possibly the worst tattoo ever. How the hell will you explain it to anyone and not look like a meathead?
I have tat just like that but bigger and it’s on my back.
The sad thing is the beauty of the guitar hero logo is that the upper word and lower word mesh well – the ‘e’ fits between the ‘u’ and the ‘i’, and the ‘r’ between ‘t’ and ‘a’, and ‘o’ between ‘a’ and ‘r’.
Really bad copy of a pretty nice logo.
this is stupid.
almost as bad as the placenta and dead grandma.
Might as well get a “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T FUCK ME” tattoo.
All of that time spent staring at a screen when he could learn how to play a REAL instrument if he would just devote the same amount of time to it…gay tattoo either way.
too bad he didn’t have the copyright on there, I would have laughed twice as hard.
Fucking retarted and your all bigger asshoes than Ryan.
Retart isn’t a word fucknut.
Regret hero!! hahaha…
*prays to god*
“Please let Ryan stumble into the comments section please,please,please”
I used to like the comments section of this site. They were often insightful, largely relevant and mostly very funny. It was a refuge from the decay of the English language found elsewhere on the World Wide Web, and was delightful to be able to read the thoughts of like-minded souls with a penchant for ridicule and mockery. I was happy here.
For example: previously, we were treated to the subtle genius of Mr Haiku; now, we are burdened with one-trick-troll flexo and his attempts at recognition via deliberate spelling errors and peurile, hackneyed insults. The fact he is able to garner any attention at all – and now even has imposters – both disappoints and saddens me. I realise that this is the inevitable outcome when anonymity collides with audience; still, every time I see one of those posts a little part of me dies inside just the same.
The Internet: slowly destroying intellect, one “zomg first!!!111!!1!” at a time.
* puerile.
Alas, that was no attempt at irony.
@Storblington u didnt indent ur paragraphs.
Disregard 20. Fuckin fake ass imposter asshoe.
@ Storblington
Here here! Where is the wit that is Anonisgay?
Anyone like turtles?
I like turtles
Oh. My. Gawd.
@ Aniskai
Yes, the eloquent (read: borderline insane) Anonisgay has gone missing, much to this site’s detriment.
@ This is Flexo’s new name
Of course it was an imposter. You can tell straight away; the comment was actually funny.
I like turtles
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
IN A TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT
It’s more like Lame Hero…
@ Storblington: agreed. I have been pining for Mr Haiku for some time now.
Mr Haiku got sick of all the fake boz crap and stopped posting. He still reads lamebook, but rarely reads the comments.
@Storblington
Agreed.
At least it doesn’t say “Twilight”.
Mr Haiku can suck my ball sweat.
This tattoo is pretty sweet… I would never consider tagging this on my own arm but it looks good on you
Storblimgton sounds like a puto. I’m going to cry like a bitch because people are posting on my “intelligent humor” website. It’s fucking lamebook, were all here to waste time, nobody gives a fuck if u like it or not. Eat my shit.
Chingaso FTW
bahahahahahahahahaha
It is actually his “to do” list:
1.) Sign-up for guitar lessons
2.) Set Tivo to record “Heros”
The other “gun”, as he assuredly calls them, says “VIRGIN MOTHER” which actually means:
3.) Lose virginity
4.) Pay mother the December rent
I worked in a tat shop. the poor quality of this tat says “I may have gotten AIDS at the cheapest and dirtiest shop in town. If not AIDS then at least Hep. C.”
…
the simple idea of getting Guitar Hero tattooed on your arm will not even be mentioned by me…I have no further comment…
@38, You are absolutely right!
Designer – So true! You bring up a great point… http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Guitar_hero_new_logo.png ..the real logo fits like a puzzle…wtf happened here??
people like this need to not procreate
@ Chingaso
Despite evidence to the contrary – you’re right, of course. No-one really cares what anyone else thinks, everyone just loves reading pages and pages of 5th grade level insults and you’re the coolest person in the world because you use expressions such as “puto” and “fuck” and “eat shit”. Multi-lingual AND classy; your mother must be proud.
It’s impossible to compete with a master debater like yourself.
@ #18 Storblington
Your pretentious babble wouldn’t have seemed quite so condescending and hypocritical if you hadn’t spelled “realize” incorrectly.
There’s that fag talk again
Wow what a dumb fuck.
@ Anon
Colour. Oops, there I go again, thinking there’s a world outside the US. How downright presumptuous of me.
@ #42 Anon
The word is spelt ‘realize’ in the US, not anywhere else of importance. The rest of us spell it ‘realise’.
ugh… this reminds me of that unfortunate Bubble Bobble tat I got back in 87.
USA.
Keeping you from having to speak German and having to pray to Allah since 1776.
Realize is spelled with a Zed in Canada.
“The rest of us spell it ‘realise’.”
but I thought you just said US spells it realize.
Hardy har har
……
@42
how many times does your error have to be pointed out? there sure is an abundance of idiocy, innit.
Fuck yea, bubble bobble was the shit
Hey – they guy peaked early in life and wants to record it. Let him have it. He needs something to look at when he’s huffing paint in a flop house thinking about when he was on top.
Wow – typos are so abundant when one is being an asshole. Touche, universe. Apparently I peaked already as well…
@Storblington
I totally feel you.
I guess my mind knew I was gay years before my consious did. Starting in elementary school, I really began to notice guys, and it continued throughout Jr. High and High School. Yeah, I tried to find a girlfriend and such, just to be like all the other guys, but when I got in a situation of a girl liking me, I would panic. Even in High School, I still never labeled myself as gay, because I knew I would outgrow it (yeah right). My father was transfered to Kansas City in 1976 when I was a Junior in High School. I still had not fully admitted to myself that I was gay. A week before senior prom, a good friend of mine, Robin, asked me if I wanted to go to the prom dance with her. I agreed, because I knew it was what was expected of me. A few days before prom, I took her to dinner, and after being uncomfortable during dinner, I told her I couldnt go to the dance, because (well, I really dont rememeber the “because”), but anyway, I broke the prom date. I got home that night, and told my parents I had decided not to go to prom, and was immediately met with an upset. The first thing my mother said was “why did you break the date….whats wrong, do you like boys better than girls or something?” I was shocked that she would even suggest something like that (maybe because in the back of my mind….I knew it was true). The issue was dropped, and I didn’t go to the prom dance.
A few more years passed, and I moved out on my own. At the time, I was working for an insurance company, and had met my “first gay person” Charlie (he died some years ago of Aids….the first person I ever knew to die from Aids). God Bless Charlie.
Charlie befriended me, as he detected that I was gay (i still hadn’t admitted it to myself yet). He flat out asked me at lunch one day “are you gay?”….I kind of freaked out…thought about it for a second, and said…”yeah….I think I am”. He smiled, and said….dont worry, its ok. There are millions of gay people. Subsequently, he asked me if I would like to go out with him for a drink after work, and we could talk about it (and he meant it non-sexually…..what a perfect guy to come out to). We did go out, and I hung to him like glue. Scared to death that someone might look at me and want me to get naked or something. The thought excited me, but scared me to death also. There was a young attractive Asian man that bought me drinks all night….we traded phone numbers….he called me….I was to scared to pick up the phone and talk to him….and I never did call him. (I regret that often, he was very attractive).
A few more months passed and I moved out of my first apartment, into another apartment. As a second job, I took on running the Apartment rental office of the weekends. Across the street from the complex lived a young man at the age of 15….David. David was “well defined” for a young man his age. It was summer, and even at his age (I was 22 at the time) he detected what I was about. I ignored his advances for months (geez….it was an illegal situation), but he persisted. We did become friends, and he used to help me with some of the “on-call” maintenance issues at the apartments during the week and on weekends. His older sister was graduating at the end of that summer, and her, and all of her friend had decided to go to what they called “an all night blow out” at a local drive in theater for graduation. David’s mother (divorced) had plans for the evening, and wanted someone to watch after David. She suggested I take him to the “all night blow out” so he would have something to do. I agreed (yikes), and so we went. Yeah….I know about the law and all, but when a 15 year old (looking 18 or 19) says it is to hot outside, and strips down to his underwear in your car….a true gay guy doesnt complain
I NEVER TOUCHED HIM THOUGH…BUT I DID PEAK 
Yes….I was honorable, I waited until he was 18, believe it or not, he seduced the willing, and we played off and on for about one year. Suddenly, his mother decided to move to Texas, and he moved with her. I havent seen him since. I do however, still have his senior picture framed and hanging. A very attractive young man.
Wow…the most I have ever written about David….didnt mean to go there…..
Anyway, as a lot of gay guys do, I had a few “one nighters” over the next quite a few years. One night, my brother (the only person that knew I was gay at the time…besides Charlie and David) got drunk, and started calling a lot of my cousins and telling them I was gay. He was pissed at me because I wouldnt loan him money, so he decided to take a stab at me. He called a cousin I had grown up with and told her. I was freaked. I knew she would tell her father (my mother’s brother), and I would be exposed. I stressed for 24 hours….and actually got an ulcer from the worry. I finally broke down, called my mother, and told her I had something to tell her. I was in tears. I thought my life was over, and was afraid her and my father would dis-own me. I had 2 friends who had recently come out to their parents, and they had no relationships with their parents any more. I had always been close to both my parents, and couldnt bare the thought of loosing them. So there I was…blurting out that I was gay (now 32 years old….yeah….i surfaced to them late)….and got really worried when my mother said “I am so disappointed in you”…….
I was crushed….I didnt know what to say. I just said…..”Mom….I love you…and I’m sorry”. She said….”well…I am sorry too”. I really thought my life was over. I didnt want to exist without my parents acceptance.
She continued by saying….
“Alan….I am disappointed….that you didn’t think that your father and I didnt love you enough to accept whoever you are. You are our son….we have wondered for years if you were Gay…and now we know. Did you really think our love was conditional…or so shallow?” I cried…even harder.
Well….to summize….my brothers attempt failed…he has apologized every day since….but I still love him….I do. He is my brother. My sister does still have problems with me being gay….but we just dont discuss it. She knows, loves me, wants me to be happy, and that is all that needs to be said
My comming out, was very late, very painful, but all said and done, was very positive. To the younger crowd: Don’t ever underestimate your family or friends. We are in 2001 now, the world in general…I have found….is more accepting. My parents are pushing their 70’s, and we are still very close. I have not lost any friends. I manage an office of a maintenance facility with 65 men that know I am gay, and we all get along great, and have respect for each other. Heck…..they tell me some of the best gay jokes I have ever heard
Although I am still not, and have never been in a full time relationship….I keep my hopes up. There IS someone out there for all of us. The longer we have to wait (I hate the waiting), the better and more appreciative we will be.
God Bless Charlie, may he rest in peace. God Bless David….I know you are out there somewhere
God Bless Chris (I didnt go into him…thats another story…the one man I truly loved…and still do, that didnt think he was good enough for me….BUT HE IS). And…God Bless my mother and father….I love them both dearly….I was born to a perfect set of parents. God Bless my sister, her husband, and the 4 beautiful children she has brought into this world…they are my world. And especially….God Bless you Phillip….my brother….I know life is hard for you…but I (we…your family) love you. Hope you get back on your feet before it is too late.
I like turtles.
My tat said “rush ‘n attack”
@REDbook/#7
ahahahahahaha.
guitar heron? is that a real bird?
I’mma go look it up now.
Hahaha now that’s lame!
@ boz- My god lamest post i have ever seen in my entire life. put it in a memoir and once your done flush it down the toilet because nobody cares…especially on lamebook.
@storblington- I hear ya on the posts, people just want to be part of the posting so they say the first half-way organized thing that pops into their head.
*Scowls at those whose ears are ringing*
a bunch of lame FB posts followed by a bunch of lame comments about them.. everything seems to be in order here!!
holy jesus christ boz – someone hit him with crowbar… not reading your goddamn wankfest post. stop venting on LAMEBOOK
… it’s not a real bird.
I’m slightly disappointed.
Boz,
I want to decapitate you and drink from your skull after that post which was quite possibly the most out of place and inappropriate piece of shit I have ever read on my life…
Seriously dude… See a therapist…
I Like turtles…but even better
“regret hero” is the best title
Aber die Schildkröter mag nicht dir. Und 1776 haha das macht dein Land sehr jung, und das ist nicht was man möchtet!
Doch, der tatoo war verfickt. Ich habe keine aunung was ich jetzt tun.
hey its flexos new tat
Storblington, you’re a pretentious twat. You wouldn’t be Welsh would you?
ppppppppplay the piano he would do oh yes
good morning yoda (yoda was fontanellfucked in his youth, but thats not all, the violation on his precious skull reoccured once in his young fifties aswell)
wow you are awsome in a tönt way
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i suppose i dont have a life, because for every post that i find funny on lamebook, i’ll go through the comments which is sometimes, funnier. the thing is, your name came up in EVERY single post that i read, and i didn’t actually read every post. hmm…
It’s fairly decent compared to what it could have been..
“Time flies when your playin Guitar Hero..” *shivers*
@ LOLchoholic
That actually seems to make more sense than the actual thread…
And does anyone else miss the real people? Where did boz go?
@ boz
well seems like you are here just like the rest of us, on lamebook, viewing the comments none the less, im sure all the bs you trying to feed us is just that, bs. your so educated and claim to be… well a “typical jock” you definitely prove it with your ability to rant like a 13 year old, congrats.
and now for the reason i was looking at these comments was i had to agree with the rest of you “fat asses who get no pussy” and say this tat is the epitome of stupidness, much like everyone who got the godsmack logo tatoo, what does it mean now except having to explain to following generations wat it means
Hey boz
I feel ur pain. I often tell lots of lies in blogs.
Like this one time, at band camp…
Re Storblington (#18 and later)
Storblington is absolutely right, and I’d have signed my name underneath his comments if I could. Those who attacked him, simply can’t handle the merits of his case.
To put it in ever simpler terms. Not too long ago, comments on lamebook used to be humorous and stimulating. Nowadays it’s in the sewer. That is all.
+1 Jimmy Beam
Actually ‘realize’ is the correct way to spell it in Old English; it is not the same as color or flavor which agreed, the Americans hijacked and spelt wrong. The way of spelling like ‘realise’ or ‘recognise’ comes from the French.
Fuckin’ peasants.
I wonder if Ryan will still be saying “YEAAHHHH!!!!” when the Activision lawyers take him and his tattoo parlour to court for unauthorised use of their ‘Guitar Hero’ intellectual property.
Lower than peasants.
You suck Jimmy beam
I am thirty-seven, I am not old….
I can not believe any self respecting tattoo artist let this guy get this on his arm. Let alone made a shit job of a shit tattoo. Way to fail.
OMG I hope this guy was pissed when he got it done. At least its a good excuse. I reckon if the local footy team saw this stupid tattoo they’d bash the hell out of him.
I love the feel of a solidd cock rubbing my sphincter
He’d want to hope its a spray on and not permanent.
Disregard 90 you ass hole imposter, why are you being so mean to me? I prefere it in my mouth anyway becaues I’m still gettign used to it in my sphincter. I haven’t stretched it out enough yet. Now stop being so mean to me tyou fucking asshole imposters before I change my name. And remember the comments section has to be all about me and nothing else.
The title is the best part.
Another lifeless dipshit surviving off of Doritos Xtreme Ranch and Mountain Dew Code Red, wearing an AC/DC shirt his mom got for him at Wal-Mart, and thinking a game where you hit colored buttons on a plastic controller is somehow impressive.
If he really wants to be cool, he should have a ‘Rock Band’ tattoo…
change “GUI” with “RE” and it’s ok.
Anonisgay sucked
I miss the real Boz
Fuck you and fuck your vampire zombie turtle shit. THE TATTOO IS FINE.
Are you getting paid to advertise? You’re a fu$kin’ loser!
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hey Storblington. thanks for reminding me that the internet really is, in fact, some SERIOUS BUSINESS.
hey, Man. don’t feel bad. we all smoke too much crack and stumble into tattoo parlors, heads spinning with bad decisions. at least when you get it lasered off, you’ll have a badass scar. of course, you’ll have to lie about where it came from if you EVER expect your dick to see the inside of another asshole or snatch.
+1 Jimmy Beam
@Carb: win
Guys, it was an investment. In 10-20 years, it will be considered vintage and everyone will be getting that tattoo, just like all the NES tattoos today.
And he’ll be legit, as it will surely be faded by that point, thus picking up all the hipster (or whatever equivalent scene) girls.
Or he’ll be a creepy 40 year old man.
love #64, lulzie…=))
@71
Successful Boz is successful…
YEAAHHHH!!!!
I think a better caption would have been
“Guitarded”.
What’s the problem man, I’m still rockin my rubik’s cube and “Where’s the Beef” tats.
@Storblington
ZOMFG First!!!111!!!111!!1
PWNT U N00BZZ!!!!1111!!!!111
I love Guitar Hero. I’m not afraid to admit it. I would never get a tattoo of the logo (especially a poorly made one), but I guarantee that this will not hinder him from getting laid.
Wow.
Dial L for Loser.
more like guiTARD hero
@23 CumDog Millionaire – I like turtles. I have one.
And you’ve got a shit arm, and that’s a bad tattoo.
LOL “boz” was the captain of the football team? With those tiny, pencil-like arms? I’m sure he meant to say captain of the water squad…for the football team.
ay boz, what position were you, quater bench? or captain of the bench? if anyone gets injured, boz can play!
@114 what qualifies as a “shit arm”? Looks like it works to me. So long as it can pick a nose, scratch an arse, facilitate a wank and steer a car, I can’t see its perceived shitness.
How about getting done for copyright infringement? …or is the bad reproduction enough of a change to the original logo to not warrant a law suit?
…How is this copyright infringement unless he’s somehow profiting form one of the worst tattoos ever inked.
At least the women he tries to pick up on have a “warning, giant douche” sign to alert them when he approaches.
To be honest he probably will get laid in future; he’s just goin to have to make sure he doesn’t engage in any position where the underside of his arm is exposed to his partner.
Yeah, he’s not getting laidever again.
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@71 Oh! so YOU must be “Ryan”
what a wang
WHen you hit puberty you will regret this!!!
114 – A thousand blessings. x
116 – Be still, my child. You are yet to be visited by the men of partial biscuit.
Or rather 117.
“Why?”
Great FAIL Blog submission.
Achievement Unlocked!
@Boz: Yeah good show. Whats the bet that you are an obese 15 year old male with a sever case of acne, who has red hair and freckles. I’ll wait for you to adjust your glasses. That Blow Job you were just talking about, vacuum cleaners (or in your case a dog and peanut butter) doesn’t count as getting blown. Have a good day mr. perfect monkey scrotum, and don’t forget to kick yourself before you get castrated. Taa.
The only thing that could possibly redeem this tattoo is if he were a master of actual guitar. Even then. Ugh.