Clearly I’m a fan of the crude, but that onesie isn’t funny simply because it says “vagina”. There’s nothing ironic or clever there; it’s just tiresome. I’d punch a family member in the face for that shit, then totally un-friend them on facebook.
Ell’s response, “No, penguin. The thing in the water.”
Makes me wonder what she thinks a dolphin is.
I love the made in vegas shirt, it’s so cute, haha.
My friend recently took a trip to California. She look a picture of a HUGE noodle (a noodles ‘n company thing) and on the sign it said, “For your safety, please do not climb on the noodle”. Someone commented on the picture, “Omg! So awesome! Can you climb on the big noodle?!”
I submitted that picture here. That totally should have been accepted. Why wasn’t that accepted?
Miss Shegas, it’s not funny just because it says “vagina.” There’s like a whole joke going on there. “Vagina” is all you see in it really? Not the least of which is that “vagina” rhymes with “China,” and a lot of stuff says “made in China.”
@MsBuzzkillington – technically that thing which is being Biebered is a porpoise and technically a dolphin is a type of fish. Yeah, I’m being a smartass. And yeah, it’s only funny because it’s not a penguin.
I thought it was weird. It came out of nowhere and sounded way out of character for you, mass. Don’t be too annoyed, though, Uber Cocksucker does it to a lot of people. But it was you addressing me, though, wasn’t it? That did sound like you…
mass, you always have the best of intentions. I know that. Now, if I don’t get to speak to you again over the weekend, I’m getting in early to wish you (and everyone else) a wonderful Christmas. I’m bowing out of LB after this weekend for an indeterminate period. Hopefully, I’ll be back in 2011. That is, unless LB folds in the meantime…
@Octodude – technically that thing which is being Biebered is a Bottlenose Dolphin, which are marine mammals that are closely related to whales and porpoises. Dolphins, whales and porpoises are mammals, not fish, and porpoises are not dolphins. The name Dolphin is from the Greek ‘delphis’, which is related to the Greek ‘delphus’, or womb, and thus can be interpreted as ‘fish with a womb’. The name Dolphin is also used to refer to the Dolphinfish, or mahi-mahi, which is indeed a fish. Dolphinfishes are unrelated to dolphins, which are mammals, so, technically, referring to Dolphinfishes as Dolphins is incorrect.
actually it should say “made in uterus” if a baby ever starts developing in the fallopian tube, they have to remove the baby or the mother will die. sometimes they even have to remove the whole fallopian tube if its too far along.
Now, I wrote in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent your ears
Now I’ll work on your knees.
Stretch, eh? Sounds like you might have already taken a siesta on one of my racks, lol! Let’s face it, they never could talk me outta keeping everybody on the straight and narrow path.
@candidcamera – the sperm fertilizes the ovum in the fallopian tube and then it takes about three to four days to reach the uterus, by which time the fertilized ovum has already divided into at least 16 cells. While it is in the uterus where the further division of cells develop into the placenta and the embryo, without the fertilization in the fallopian tube the embryo in the uterus will never happen.
hmm…ok torque…lets see. the fertilization occurs in the fallopian tube alright fine…but the development or more frankly “making” of the baby happens in the uterus. If it does not get the hell out of the fallopian tube, baby dies, or mommy dies or both. fertilization MAY happen in the fallopian tube but since i have spent 9 months making a baby before, im pretty sure i can say that a baby is MADE in the uterus.
Dear candidcamera, I don’t know what I did to you to make you say I sound like a prick, but as long as we are exchanging pleasantries, you sound like you’re on the rag. And I see you also have a magic uterus which MAKES babies. When will we see it on Ripley’s?
@sasha – my apologies for sounding pedantic, but when I attempt to refute someone’s position I try to provide supporting arguments. Maybe what I should have done was to copy the Bieber-Dolphin photo and octodude’s comment and submit them to Lamebook. And the ‘baby is MADE in then uterus’ one, as well. It’s ironic that Lamebook begets more lameness.
Hell, I come to LB mostly for the comments nowadays, so this is more entertaining to me than you think
@babe, I wish I could answer your question, but I’m always asking the same thing haha- there are plenty of sites like that out there, and the only question I’m usually left with is, “How in the fuck do you come up with that sort of shit!?”. Well, on a final note, if you have the chance, look up “1 guy 2 needles”, and “1 nun 1 priest”