Thursday, September 30, 2010

Read ‘em and Weep

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  1. Please, please, PLEASE tell me the third one was a joke! I really can’t handle it if there is someone THAT stupid out there!

  2. That 3rd one is legendary and should go in the redneck dictionary lol

  3. scott is whippin up some butter….like a boss.


  5. That reminded me of the website I saw Dan Fargis on…….
    www dot whipcrack dot org check it out

  6. Ugh.. and I get annoyed at work when I see someone’s measured out bags of “suger”. Nice one Billy Bob..

  7. Fucking a man.

  8. I’m calling that the racism complaint story is 100% bullshit.

  9. @OneTwo3: Gross..

  10. Black isn’t a colour!

  11. Can’t wait to get me some cheep fur leece.

  12. Those states are fucked.

  13. The butter one is hilarious to me.

    Never trust a redhead.

  14. #8 – I’m guessing you don’t know very many black people. They love to stir racial shit up over the littlest of things. I’ve worked with plenty of negroids before, and at least once a day I’d hear “it’s because I’m black” from one of them.

  15. dan_fargis_is_a_fag

    I don’t have the slightest idea what fur-leece is, but I want some, and I want it cheep!

  16. is the building possibly “For Lease”?

  17. @fealkj, you are exactly correct. I’m not racist, but I hate the black people that go around and try to to just stir shit up wherever they go. I go to a college and I recently saw a t-shirt that had a black male holding up the college letters, like they’re the ones supporting the campus of over 50,000 students. They’re the ones who only pay 1/10th of what I pay for college, yet they bitch and moan about the campus being racist. Fuck them.

  18. The Hobo’s fact of the day: ‘I’m not racist, but…’ is Liar for ‘I’m a giant racist’.

  19. saying i’m not racist, but… is like talking to a fat chick and saying you’re not ugly, but…! There is always some truth to the “you’re not/ I’m not”.

  20. I’m not racist but… the preamble to every outrageous racist comment ever heard

  21. I’m not racist but I think the white T’s should have their own separate bin… with a pool

  22. “I’m not racist but… the preamble to every outrageous racist comment ever heard”

    Exactly. I especially like it when they add, “I have a black friend!”

  23. OK, who opened the racist door?

  24. Sorry but if you have to say, “I’m not racist” before making a point, chances are you’re leaning more onto that fence than anything.

    Or, people say, “I work with a lot of black people.”

    All in all, how about that Fur-leece?

  25. I’m not racist but I don’t like negroids.

  26. clearly a racist swing door

  27. Rimau, Frankie Boyle rules

  28. I do not like the term “negroids”.

  29. I’m not racist, but shorts are not shirts.

  30. I’m not racist, but I feel the white shirts should cost more because whities get paid more, but only be available in small and Medium.

    The “Colored” shirts should only be available in magnum.

    Jus’ saying.

  31. WTF is “Fur leece”?

  32. Oh sure! it’s NOT ok to be prejudiced about skin color but it IS ok to hate on redheads? lol

  33. Who likes a fire crotch?

  34. LOL!

  35. I agree with Maggie

  36. the weather map one (#1) has been making the rounds on the interwebs for over a year. I hate it when shit like that gets posted here as though it were unique on fb. It’s in my facebook photos too dumb asses!

  37. Fealkj may be a giant douche who very obviously IS racist, but he does have a point about people who say things like the alleged ‘walmart is racist for segregating shirts’ comment. Not to say that racism never happens, because that would be stupid, especially taking into account some of the comments on this page, but I do think it sometimes gets used as anexcusE and is often taken too far. II don’t know whether you guys have the same ridiculous political correctness issues in the USA as we have in England, but over here we can’t say ‘black boards’ or sing baa baa black sheep any more, we have to call them chalkboards and sing baa baa white sheep, because apparently our government (or whoever made the executive decision) decided that it was racist. I mean, seriously? How a blackboard was ever considered to be offensive to an actual black person I don’t know.

  38. Eh? I’m not racist. In fact, I love black people. I think everybody should own one ba-dum-chh! That’s an oldie, but a goodie!

  39. That comment sounded like a joke, whereas your initial one didn’t. If your initial comment WAS meant to be a joke and i missed it then i apologise for calling you a racist douche.

    If you actually used the term negroids without intending to be funny, then i am sorry to have to inform you that if you do not think more carefully about what you write you will appear racist and start deep and meaningful debates about racism. That should make you popular ;0)

  40. Great…thanks to the third one, I’ve got that crappy icecream truck music in my head.

  41. I’m not racist, I have nothing against black people I even talked to one once.

  42. Why the hell didn’t the bin just have ONE SIGN that read “T-shirts 4/$10″ ?!! And also, I actually now have a red headed step child so can no longer use that expression… and it saddens me.

  43. I am racist and damn proud of it! Should of wiped out the blacks when had the chance…In Australia, they are nothing but trouble. I’m sick of em! Take em back America, we don’t want your leftovers! :D Aside from that, every other colour is in my good book :P Have a nice day!

  44. I AM a redheaded step child…and that’s hilarious. that just made my night…

  45. In Australia we now sing “baa baa rainbow sheep” because some Aborigional children were being picked on. Most kindergartens still sing “Baa Baa Black Sheep” but kindergartens with mixed races who have been facing racism problems changed the words (Regional Australia is mostly white). This is okay because the raism is from home and children need to learn not to distinguish a sheep from its colour, white, black ect but on other featurs, for instance really good wool.

    I work with children, I understand a little about how they think. I mean, changing the song isn’t difficult and people need to get over it.

    However, racism goes both ways and it is really sad how some people do play the racism/sexism card in order to cause trouble or to get their way.

  46. In fact, you should distinguish a sheep by its color because it is the most distinguishing feature.If I were to say “which sheep?”and you said the one with soft, really good wool I would be confused.Political correctness is destroying common sense.Not only that, but you are going to make the fact that one sheep is black a sensitive subject by not talking about it.Going out of your way to not distinguish something by its most distinguishing feature is not solving the problem of racism, it’s stupid.We should halt this frame of thinking immediately before I am considered racist for distinguishing a car,dog, or human by its color. Lets teach not to stereotype or judge something by its color, but to not distinguish is obsurd.

  47. Thank god I’m not somebody’s step child!

  48. What the hell is Billy Bob selling?

  49. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE! (Jerry Mc Guire)

  50. I’ve always believed that laundry is inherently racist, with all of its separation of whites and colors.

  51. eh, i worked for Walgreens for two years, and every black history month they would make me put the “Walgreens celebrates black history month” sign above the cotton balls and swabs….

  52. I’m a white girl with natural blond hair and light colored eyes. I grew up in a neighborhood full of Hispanics and even married a Hispanic male (I’ve been Mrs. Lopez for almost 5 years and have a mixed-race son). In my late teens and early 20s I worked as a medic in a primarily black neighborhood. In my entire life, I have never experienced more racism than working in a neighborhood full of black people. I’ve heard everything from “White girls tan ’cause they want to be black.” (I don’t try to tan.) To my personal favorite, “Your parents owned slaves.” That one I had to explain that my Mom is from Canada and that my Dad’s parents are from Germany. After a few years, I quit my job because I got sick of being hit on every day because some random black guy wanted to “experience a white woman.” I also got tired of hearing how “suppressed” everyone is, when black men were given the right to hold jobs and vote before women of any race ever were. Also, in our state, black people get to have test scores 10% lower than ANY race to get hired in emergency response jobs (police, medics, firefighters). That’s right, I have to be smarter than my black co-workers to get the same job. If I were to even hint at disliking something involving black people, I would be considered racist, but it is somehow socially acceptable to call me “Cracker” or claim that my parents owned slaves just because I’m white. I’ve worked with a few black gentlemen that did not fit this mold, but more often than not it’s just not the case. … So, yes, I’d say that black people are usually racists.

  53. The human race is filled with idiots and A-holes but the racist will only notice the ones of certain ethnicities and ignore the ones of their own. The racist also tends to project their racism on to others claiming that they are the real victim.

  54. @secksimilf– I could almost guarantee that you are neither “secksi” nor a “milf,” seeing as how you possess the intellect of a third grader with Down’s whose favorite snack is paint chips. Did one of those awful Australian black guys knock your fat ass up? Is that why you hate them all so much? I sincerely hope that you, at some point in the very near future, die slowly in a grease fire.

  55. Jeleroc, if you are referring to me, than you are pretty stupid. I never once claimed that there is no such thing as white racists or Hispanic racists. There’s racists of every color. I just explained that there seems to be a much larger percentage of black racists out there. There’s also an extremely large percentage of Asian racists, which can be noted by their extreme low percentage of inter-racial marriages. Just because I was noting the ways in which I have been discriminated against by being white, doesn’t make me a racist. By your logic, jeleroc, most black people really ARE racist.

  56. idiotbarbie, of course there’s white and Hispanic racists but there’s WAAAY more black and Asian racists though, right?

  57. i don’t see how a low percentage of mix-raced asian marriages means anything other than those people who don’t mix, happened to find more to identify with in their own culture which, duh, is not surprising. it’s not to do with racism. that was an incredibly ignorant comment, and indicative of someone with a very limited experience.

    btw, my mother’s chinese and my father’s english, i grew up in china. mixed kids like me are on the rise, especially over there. which can only mean?
    DINGDINGDING: idiotbarbie ran off her mouth with generalisations she can’t possibly really know anything about.

  58. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  59. well said 53!!!

    starting a staement with “I married out of my race and have a mixed kid, but…” is the same as “I’m not racist but…” they both try to justify the bad that’s about to follow.

  60. If the number of mixed children has increased in China, it doesn’t change how it is in the United States.

    Also, you’re all apparently blind to the racist comments about redheads. But, it’s okay to discriminate and say derogatory things about redheads because they’re white. Somehow that’s magically not racist.

    But the moment someone says something negative about the majority of black people, that’s racist.

    If a black person were to walk out into traffic and get hit by a car driven by a white person, that driver is going to go to trial over it being a hate crime. Switch the races and have a white person get ran over by a black driver, and it’s okay.

    You mean to tell me you never heard of “White Man Can’t Jump”? Or the fact that black comedians make fun of white people all the time? … Somehow it’s magically okay to hate on white people.

    You all just proved my point.

  61. The sad thing is, Black people don’t have to say things like, “I’m married to a white person, but…” They can just go on and on about how my ancestors made them slaves, when they didn’t.

    You don’t see Jewish people running up to me saying things like, your ancestors oppressed me because they’re from Germany.

  62. @Stinkpickle. I did say take them back to America didn’t I? I wouldn’t understand my post with a name like yours anyway. It’s going to be ok, I’m sure your mother still loves you!

  63. sorry guys but i gotta side with idiotbarbie. i had a black coworker say something to his pureto rican training officer and when he was confronted about it by administration he said “i can’t be racist. i’m black.” true story

  64. NO ONE noticed that the white shirts and the colored shirts are the same price??? Look how far we’ve come in the America! Yea! Bringing back seperate but equal!

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