Sexy is one of those words pop culture has seized upon. It’s used to cover a huge scope of things that have nothing to do with its actual definition. I would be just fine if I never heard “sexy”, “fail”, “owned”, “pwned”, “mad”, “boring” or the forms of the word “annoy” ever again.
I’m sure he doesn’t really see his son as being ‘sexy/sexi’, which of course implies ‘sexual’. People have such a limited vocabulary that they chuck in any ‘positive’ word and think that they are interchangeable. I worked with a chef who said that every plate he brought up was ‘sexy’. No, it’s not. You don’t want to screw that plate of ravioli, do you? You could use the words creative, tasty, innovative, well-seasoned, delicious, well-executed or beautiful. Actually, it was none of those things, he couldn’t cook for shit. But you can see where I’m going with this.
and Katrine? You’re a twat. But thank goodness you gave us that description. ‘Posing wiv my husband’s bass’. When I first looked at the picture I couldn’t work out what you were doing. My first impression was that you were jiving with a kangaroo. Twat.
You know what is sexy… A girl in heels and her man’s dress shirt bringing him a cup of coffee. Answering the door with just a towel wrapped around your body? Check. Confidence. Check.
Licking whipped cream off of someone… Same goes with body shots… DAMN SEXY…
@Svetlana: A girl wearing high heels and carrying hot coffee isn’t sexy, it’s hazardous! I can just imagine some chick walking up as you describe, trying to look sultry, and tripping over those damn heels. Maybe I’m just one of those prudish types, but I just don’t think the potential for second degree burns on my johnson really contributes to the mood.
@SeeBea – I seebea what you’re saying, but it was the way he used it to describe every plate of food. Roast belly of pork with celeriac puree, caramelised shallots and thyme sauce is delicious, but it’s isn’t sexy. Maybe the way you eat it is sexy, or the environment within which you eat it is sexy. But the plate of food itself is sexy. It’s not going to make me orgasm, it’s not ‘sexy’. But it’s pretty bloody delicious.
Although I’m English, so Marmite is sexy to me. I’ll go some way to understanding that if you dipped a man in Marmite, I would find that pretty sexy. If a little sticky. But the whole point of sex is to get a bit sticky, isn’t it…?
@ Sensible Madness : I just lol’d and lol’d and lol’d. Luckily for me, I am an excellent housekeeper, so nothing potentially dangerous lying around to trip me, and number 2, I live in heels… I don’t even trip and fall when I am sloshed.
@ Goozilla : I apologize for my epic fail about the girl & the guitar. Also, I believe that POSIN CONTROL is a centre that teaches you to keep your “POSE” in difficult situations, like your child, with adult supervision, managing to eat a box of crayons. Good place to know.
Crayons aren’t toxic (unless they come from China in which case they will be coloured pieces of lead and asbestos), but whenever you are concerned about your kid having poisoned himself ALWAYS, ALWAYS, STOP, UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS and await advice from your pool of friends.
My son ate a crayon. The first thing I did was grab the camera. I have a nice one where he has the blue all in his teeth. Its not something I encouraged but what kid didnt eat a crayon? Especially the first time given crayons. My son was 2 when he did it. Now if he was older and still eating them then Id have a issue. Cause thats just weird. Also did the idiot not notice non-toxic on the box of crayolas? I would love to be the posion control person that fielded that call. As for pic number 2. Better get that picture in now cause once j.r is put of there welcome to saggy belly ville. Its right next to floppy titty town. Anyone that says a baby does not damage your body somehow is a liar. Nobody but celebrities come out of this unscathed. And they have millions of dollars to fix thme back up. Something aint gonna be right once that baby is born. Also love the 80s make-up. Who wears blush like that now? As for the last guy, Ive called my kids lots of pet names. I would never refer to them as sexy/sexi. Thats just disturbing. More disturbing bc its a dude saying it. Im not saying he’s a pedophile, he just a idiot with most likely a limited vocabulary.
I am so sick of half naked pregnant pictures. Yea you for breeding! OMG such a new concept! My beer belly isn’t sexy and neither is your pregnant stomach. Perhaps I should start posting pics of me in my boxers, with my gut hanging out, and holding a guitar. too sexy.
Katrine – hats off, that has to be one of the most bizarre “bump pics” I’ve ever seen. Is that a woollen boob-tube and arm warmers you’re wearing too? Glad to see pregnancy hormones didn’t effect your impeccable dress sense *cough! puke!*
@Alas “fiance to be” means he’s planning to ask her to marry him, but he’s too much of a pussy to actually pop the question, so he’s hoping she’ll just read his facebook status and get the idea. Unfortunately for him, the fact that he considers his son sexy will probably be a deal breaker for her.
@Sensible Madness – I hadn’t thought of that, I had assumed it had already been discussed within their stable and well-balanced relationship. I simply hadn’t considered the possibility that his status was a hint, maybe to test the water and see how she responds to the suggestion.
If Anita’s got any sense (which at the risk of jumping to conclusions, I would say is unlikely), she’ll respond by packing her bags and taking sexi little Tyler Mark many miles away from Chris.
There were a few funny and poignant comments here- but it was buried beneath like two tons of svetlana and seebear or whatever the fuck’s bullshit. It’s uncomfortable to watch things like this
“Thanks, you sweet thang! God, I just made myself lol… I am slightly aroused by this online flirting… “…. I hate having to read through this idiocy just get to the good stuff [HitMeWith and Me were notable] This part of the website is being misused. Get AIM you dipshits That’s Kenny Chen
Those crayons might be a whole new inspiration for the duckface lady from the other day who was painting a picture with poop. If it ever happens… You read it here first!
also, get a chatroom you two.
@seebea – too right, Marmite is too sexy. All British food infact, bangers, puddings, dumplings, and have you seen what Nigella can do with a spoon? I made something last week that I have christened Bollock Pie – everything in it was spherical. Baby onions, baby mushrooms, stuffing balls and sausagemeat balls. I can assure you – it was immense. And then, what else? Spotted dick and custard. Promise. It was sexiiiiieeee.
and @Thesaurapist 13F – that’s no bad thing, looking at Marmite in a sexual way. Your life will have just instantly got better. Well, maybe not your life, but your breakfast will certainly be more interesting
Why is preggo wearing a scarf around her boobs and socks on her arms?? Maybe they should sell the bass and buy this dumb bitch some real clothes…what’s the poor dingleberry baby gonna wear??…a fuckin’ knitted pot holder??
Aside from the fact that Katrina’s pic is the most pretentious thing I’ve seen all day, I’m a little worried about the state of her sweater – it appears to have met a lawnmower, leaving only enough to cover her arms and boobs. She might get cold!!
And I’m thinking that wee sexy Tyler Mark might want to sleep with one eye open in future. I’m sure he’ll still look sensual though.
@ KennyChen… Did you know that there is a section on this webpage for you, it’s called “Douchebags”. Have a nice day, now fuck off and DIE. Oh, and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! You sad sack of shit.
Has anyone noticed that KennyChan sounds an awful lot like KennyChin? And it does sound as if KennyChin may be carrying a great deal of weight on his chin from that comment he posted. Hmm I wonder what Kennychin is up to???
@nevart, I’m no doctor, but I still would be worried about a potential intestinal obstruction, as I’m not sure that the crayon wax would stay melted at body temperature. I hope so, for that kid’s sake.