Uh, yeah. I’ve never once separated lights and darks in the dryer and never had any issues. I’m assuming they probably read it as ‘washer’ or just wanted to see if they could get the joke by without anyone noticing.
Is anyone else mocking the Scots? I mean come on, listening to Rod Stewart having a bottle of Scotch? You must be kidding me. If I believed they were the greatest nation on Earth I wouldn’t have watched Trainspotting in the first place. Wankers. Who gives a damn about Asians??
Paranoid Good to be back old bean! Bessy bleats that about all the boys, the sheepy little slut. She still sporting that sexy eighties perm?
sandcat There is a whole section devoted to Asians on all good websites, so somebody must be interested in them… personally I always click the Rancid Fetish section but hey ho, horses for courses I suppose?
i remember the frodo post from my lurking days, i just never understood why it became a cliquey in-joke to be uttered in any given context. does it give you a sense of belonging in an otherwise cold and alienating world?
my people are used to subterfuge, mofo. i’m very adept at blending in with the crowd; like you, i spent many years suppressing my deepest and darkest urges. i finally shed my cocoon and announced to the world my desire to have sex with men. it came as something of a surprise to the other guests at my 11th birthday party, but the local parish community were all very supportive and i haven’t looked back since.
wandr Yeah we had lively debates, tense negotiations and strained stand-offs on ethics and morals… invective Vs tirades, they wanted me to compromise myself, I was demanding weekly toe jobs…. a true Mexican stand off.
In the end I settled for dognapping their Bichon Frise ‘Snoodles’ and threatening to post it back to them in compact little easy to eat pieces. Eventually they pussied out and let me back on.
*Disclaimer: No actual puppies were hurt in the making of this blackmail.. Snoodles was returned unharmed…except for a wild look in his eyes and an intense fear of men in gimp suits.. I had to wear the suit I didn’t want him to recognise me.