Corrine definitely sounds like she’s just bitter that the guy doesn’t remember her. He was probably her first kiss, and most likely only kiss, since she remembers him enough to try and add him on Fbook. Thinking too much about him.
Oh God. I’ve had the distressing experience of entering into a night of intended lovemaking with a “Chicken kisser”. Oh God. What a great description of something I had previously been unable to describe.
Corinne is incredibly bitter. He didn’t remember her from high school. I’m sure they’re both in their mid-to-late 30′s, if not higher, so it’s not a big deal that they made out once and he doesn’t remember her.
Well, he probably still should have, but maybe he’s one of those guys that parties a lot and drinks/makes out a lot.
I had fun in those days…there are at least two guys I actually slept with that I have no idea what their names are. I do remember one getting angry at me for not returning his Nine Inch Nails T-Shirt…sorry fellas!
Wow, Corrine, you’re very pathetic. You’re obviously not over it if you say you made fun of his kissing “for years.” Was your life that uneventful? Are you that unfortunate-looking that “for years” you possibly couldn’t get laid?
But I have one dated a chicken kisser. Cluck, cluck bitches.
Chicken kissers can be tolerable, at least until I figure out if they’re going to be around long enough to make it worthwhile to teach them how to kiss a woman breathless. The guy who kissed like a fish was a whole ‘nother story. open-close-open-close-open-close. Que romantique? Nope…
I love how Sam only asks for 57 minutes, that’s pretty precise maybe he’s done this before? Either way I find that profile picture pretty sexually imtimidating; the moustache is somewhere inbetween a porn style one and a handlebar ‘tash and you should never give over 57 minutes of your time to someone if their facial hair is inbetween styles, it can only end in tears at best.
I was almost impressed with Sam for a minute, as he seems to be one of the 29 people on Facebook that can use your/you’re correctly. He ruined it by using ridiculous run-on sentences and by copying and pasting almost directly from what surely is his match.com dating profile. FAIL.
Fire and passion hey slim? Hmmm, you got me thinkin’.
I’m just picturing someone pecking at my face constantly, and how annoying that would be, and especially if it was done on other areas of my body.
My reaction would not be pretty.
It was only recognizable by process of elimination. It couldn’t have been eHarmony, for instance. The weird old man running that site would have put up with Sam’s stalkerific bullshit for under three seconds before kicking him off.
chickens – I once got a message saying “You have very nice eyes, you should learn to sleep with your eyes open so I can look at them always.” Obviously I accepted his friend request and we are about to get married.