I feel like we’ll be seeing lots of the new layout ones for a while. This one made me smile a little, the Piano Cat anyways. Honey rust me, take off your clothes and stand in front of that TV if need be. Works for me…I mean unless you’re the type no one wants to see naked. Then do what that one psycho on YouTube id and smash his PS3 to bits. Which is pretty fucked.
The last one is stolen from Bo Burnham’s “New Math”.
“Having sex is like quadratic expansion, if it can’t be split then it’s time to stop,
And having sex is like doing fractions, it’s improper for the larger one to be on top,
And having sex is like math homework, I do it best when I’m alone in my bed.
And squaring numbers are just like women, if they’re under thirteen just do them in your head…
It’s new math!”
@pterryndactyl: Now that I think about it, I agree. Maybe I should rephrase that: Based on the wording in the status update, I’m pretty sure that Megan heard this joke in “New Math” and stole it from there. XD
It’s when you multiply a number by itself, i.e. 2×2=4. 4 is a square number. 4×4=16, so 16 is also a square number.
A square root is the opposite operation of squaring a number. So the square root of 10 squared is 10
The second one is supposed to be funny with the new FB profile layout, it takes the first 5 pictures under “Photo of (the person)” and lines them up at the top of your profile. This person took the image of the cat and probably did a screen print of sorts to make his first 5 pictures so that this is what shows up. Plus fat potato sack cats playing the piano are always funny!
@21/22 – ….Huh??? At the risk of being a wallace I’m gonna ask for clarification before going off the deep end about something I may have misunderstood. Although, I will say, if sarcasm was what you were aiming for…no dice.
#1 Was kinda funny and sad at the same time. Like, “Haha! Oh, damn.”
#2 Cute, but this stuff’s gonna get old fast.