Friday, December 10, 2010

Quickwin

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  1. I feel like we’ll be seeing lots of the new layout ones for a while. This one made me smile a little, the Piano Cat anyways. Honey rust me, take off your clothes and stand in front of that TV if need be. Works for me…I mean unless you’re the type no one wants to see naked. Then do what that one psycho on YouTube id and smash his PS3 to bits. Which is pretty fucked.

  2. Gregory, learn to type, and get a good fucking games console, maybe then you can make lame sexist jokes without looking like an absolute tool.

  3. If my girlfriend dressed like a ps3 just to get attention I’d probably trade her in for an XBox…

    1001AwfulThings.com

  4. The last one is stolen from Bo Burnham’s “New Math”.

    “Having sex is like quadratic expansion, if it can’t be split then it’s time to stop,
    And having sex is like doing fractions, it’s improper for the larger one to be on top,
    And having sex is like math homework, I do it best when I’m alone in my bed.
    And squaring numbers are just like women, if they’re under thirteen just do them in your head…
    It’s new math!”

  5. When will this fad obsession with paedophilia end?
    Aughhh!

  6. Megan, if you you have to “do” the square of 9 in your head, it’s probably wrong.

  7. @ledchelsea Glad someone else caught that it was stolen from Bo Burnham. At least Bo is somewhat adorable when telling pedophile jokes. =]

  8. I don’t know if I’d say it’s stolen from Bo Burnham. He is certainly the first thing my mind went to when I saw that joke, but I definitely heard it before New Math as well.

  9. What is a square number? Or what is squaring numbers? Like square roots?

  10. @MsBuzz I’ll be wallace. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_number

  11. @pterryndactyl: Now that I think about it, I agree. Maybe I should rephrase that: Based on the wording in the status update, I’m pretty sure that Megan heard this joke in “New Math” and stole it from there. XD

  12. I don’t get the second one…someone enlighten my dumb self? :)

  13. @Zoned
    As far as I can tell it is just awesome.

    @MsBuzz
    It’s when you multiply a number by itself, i.e. 2×2=4. 4 is a square number. 4×4=16, so 16 is also a square number.
    A square root is the opposite operation of squaring a number. So the square root of 10 squared is 10
    √(10²)=10

    And that’s it for Math with lexluther

  14. @Hobo
    You hate Playstation too?

  15. Still looking for the wins here.

    Oh, and mattymc – go fuck yourself.

  16. If a square number is under 225 I do it in my head

  17. What’s the joke with Denis??

  18. The second one is supposed to be funny with the new FB profile layout, it takes the first 5 pictures under “Photo of (the person)” and lines them up at the top of your profile. This person took the image of the cat and probably did a screen print of sorts to make his first 5 pictures so that this is what shows up. Plus fat potato sack cats playing the piano are always funny!

  19. Yeah, they are real thigh-slappers.

  20. 1. lol
    2. Play the posts off, buddy.
    3. lol
    4. Megan, silly girl, you don’t necessarily have to keep the young ones only in your head.

  21. i thought that tupac and biggie were each other’s worst enemies… therefore the first one doesn’t make sense.

  22. oh wait! they started out as friends then tupac accused biggie of shooting him. my b

  23. Why is mattymc’s posts pissing everyone off? I haven’t once visited his site but when I see his post, I know he’s going to post 1001AwfulThings.com under everything he says. Just ignore it?

  24. @21/22 – ….Huh??? At the risk of being a wallace I’m gonna ask for clarification before going off the deep end about something I may have misunderstood. Although, I will say, if sarcasm was what you were aiming for…no dice.

    #1 Was kinda funny and sad at the same time. Like, “Haha! Oh, damn.”
    #2 Cute, but this stuff’s gonna get old fast.
    #3/4 Meh…

  25. Women are like square numbers in that they are both incredibly boring to try and work out.

    Women are like square numbers in that they both love a hot, creamy load in their ears…oops, no sorry that’s sheep, women are like sheep.

  26. @25
    So that’s where sheep prefer it…i’ve been working on that one for a while. They didn’t seem to enjoy where I did that before..

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