The pissing the pants thing is one of those “funny” little phrases that has been going around lately and is not at all original. In fact, it isn’t even her own natural status, it’s from an app. See the “choose a funny status,” underneath her name?
@Mass, giving head doesn’t leave that bad of rug burns haha. Its all about the spontaneous, hardcore sex in the living room of your parents house that gives you terrible rug burns. Not that I know anything about that. In fact, I have no idea how I got the scars that I have on my knees. I think it was in the office.
I’m trying to give Martha the benefit of the doubt and seeing if I can figure out if what she said about knees could somehow be something innocent… I guess maybe I just have a dirty mind, because I can’t come up with anything.