Thursday, April 22, 2010

Quickie Time!

previous post: TITillating Updates



  1. First

    Andy is awesome

  2. 2nd! Ben

  3. Bricca is an ass. And what kind of name is “Bricca” anyway?

  4. Andy: “Yo quiero taco bell” LMAO

  5. there was a picture posted on lamebook not long ago that had a fat guy holding a chihuahua in a torilla getting ready to bite into it.

  6. here’s a link to the pic mentioned above.

  7. hahahhha andy!!! i want him as my acid buddy…

  8. Isn’t there another one with a hot dog bun? Thats my personal fav.

  9. @azirik

    That one? Found it on Google, but not here :(

  10. :( I cant think of where I saw it then, oh well, thanks though! Gonna save it now so I have it on hand.

  11. I don’t understand the joke with Mike hunt. Anyone cares to explain?

  12. Mike Hunt = My Cunt

  13. My Cunt

  14. Try harder.

  15. Nvm my previous post.

  16. OK, I’m awaiting moderation due to me telling you what it meant Bone. But it’s My _unt.

  17. Really? Fuck me, I dont get it anymore then either.

  18. mike hunt

  19. Anyways, disregard that last post,, didnt notcie the awaiting moderation and I thought pelicant was talking to me and I assumed I got it wrong lol.

  20. my cousin’s name is Mike Hunt.

  21. Bricca’s post almost made my head explode.

  22. just ignore that last post

  23. mike hunt = my cunt? lol!

  24. Hey, Justin Bieber’s Ben! And he doesn’t have a pool! And he only has one arm!

    And Michael Jackson fiddles with kids!

    Hot damn I’m original.

  25. I don’t know why Melanie would think it’s so funny to have someone send him a message “abusing” his name…

    Personally, I’d take Mike Hunt straight to bed just so that I could scream his name… best double entendre of all time? Me thinks so ;)

  26. I hate Bricca and her made up name.

    Also I’m very relived that there weren’t any social networking sites when I went through high school.

  27. sweet… a justin beiber joke and a domestic violence joke all in one… what a winner… cant wait for morgans next status update… it will be a racist dead baby joke

  28. Shit, I forgot to include the Chris Brown/Rihanna shit in my comment.

  29. Now I’ll seem lazy and deriative, and I wouldn’t want to give that impression.

  30. @ spoon: Bricca isn’t a made name, it’s probably short for Cantabrica. I knew a girl named Cantabrica who went by “brica”. Her last name was bizzare too….if I were to guess, I’d say Cantabrica is an old english name.
    I’d also guess that the Brica I knew would be the kind of twat that would typ3 lik3 that t00.

  31. For anyone who still doesn’t get Mike Hunt, it’s My C*nt, maybe that will better explain it LOL.

  32. Toadette is the winner

    I really don’t understand people who find domestic violence funny. Morgan should spend a day at a DV shelter and then tell me how funny it is.

    Also, Bricca????

  33. Katypants, you could always pretend my names Mike Hunt, I wouldn’t mind, really.

  34. if you gals are going to talk about your cun+s then i am going to need more details… landscaping? pierced? tats? big lips? camel toe? squirting?

  35. I was just about to draw a detail illustration for you slim. You’re one step ahead of me.

  36. Sucks for Mike

    I hate people who type like Bricca

    The mom one isn’t all too lame, my mom does that all the time… She one time asked me what a “disco stick” was, fucking Lady Gaga -.-

    Go Andy

    Morgan, just no… JB jokes are getting old…

  37. with you ee, you can just show me… like a blind person I see better by feel… i prefer to use my tongue

  38. Oh Slim you’re doing it again

  39. That Andy/Andrea stuff is a crock of shit. Either they were both joking or Andrea made all of it up.

  40. slim, I had a dream about Mike Hunt last night…

    You were in it.

  41. I enjoy how every update here, no matter what, can be turned round to sex.

    It’s a skill, it really is.


  42. That is such a relief slim, although I’m an artist, I’m not sure I could get picturesque detail. Your idea is so much better!

    word, I hoping that I one day will be in such a dream, with you that is! ;)

  43. I thought the last one was kind of sweet.

  44. Nuff, you have successfully swooned me into submission.

    My place at 9? I’ve got cuffs, please bring the riding crop.

  45. You’re in my thoughts everyday ee.

  46. ee, katypants is into riding crops too!

    I’m now officially in heaven.

    She’s definitely someone we have to have in our girlie harem.

  47. woed, for the life of me I can’t recall who we had a delightful experience with, do you?

    We got a lot of shit for that one!

  48. whoa, let’s sub that ‘e’ for an ‘r’ shall we.

  49. It was DivineMonkeyTrigger.

    What happened to him?

    He was fun.

  50. dirtylittlepretty

    these were not even mildly amusing..
    ps. a riding crop without a spreader bar is only half the fun

  51. He was fun. I had a sore bum for a few days after that!

    katypants does need to be in the girlie harem, by the way! We could have a three-way spank with that crop!

  52. I am honored to have a place called home with you word and ee. We shall spend our days, reading/writing or performing erotica, bedazzling our riding crops, and taking turns with slim, sensible, hobo and father sha… ohhh, I can’t help but think I am forgetting other worthy parties…

    …and I do remember Divine… that conversation you speak of made me leave lamebook for the day, lest I leave work and go find someone to do those things to me ;)

  53. A girlie love in right here.

    My day is already made.

  54. katy, oh yes we will! I am looking forward to our days and nights!

    yes word, a good day indeed!

  55. as fun as all that would be… i hate to tell ya ladies… when we are in the bedroom, i am in charge… i will bust any riding crops and tan your sweet asses with them… when its time to switch positions i will toss you where I want you and tell you what to do… not that i discourage your imput or you gals briefly taking charge, but when it comes down to it, I call the shots… just thought id give you fair warning

  56. Oh my, slim… that sounds… really good…

    Blindfolds? Ropes? Dungeons? What else? Keep going!

  57. I’m completely at your mercy slim.

    Have your filthy way with me.

  58. Personally, I prefer Yorke Hunt.

  59. I like sex.

    I’ll get my coat.

  60. Hobo, someone on post yesterday surmised I was doing you on the side.

    For the record, I’d happily do you on the side, on the front, on the back, upside down, and inside out.

  61. I know three separate people called Mike Hunt. I’ve just realised there’s probably no need for the word “separate” in that sentence.

  62. oh katy and word… i will just have to say stay tuned… gotta leave ya wanting more ;)

  63. Hobo, you should get your coat… and come on over ;)

  64. Slim! That’s not fair at all! We wanted more from the get go and you are withholding?!?! I think I may use that crop on you shortly!

  65. oh you just want me to swat your ass huh… well you will be katynopants then… and id be forced to get physical with you… hope you like it rough; hair pulls, my strong hands around your neck and shoulders pulling you into me as i…

  66. word, ee, katypants and slim- you guys really need to come to the folsom street fair in san francisco. i think you’d enjoy it.

  67. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    lol at Indie.

  68. Well damn, I focus on work, then drive home and I miss all of this. Fuck Me! (take that as you wish)

  69. Morgan’s is a rip-off of a Facebook fan page.

  70. Why was I busy during all the kinky stuff being talked about? This just turned into one big BDSM orgy spectacular.
    @katypants 9 o’clock works,

  71. RahRahahahahoolalagaga

    I wanna party with Andy!!!!!!!!!!

  72. I wanna party with andy and andrea right now!! melanie could join too i guess

  73. The Salmon Mousse

    Meh, apart from perhaps the first one, these were all pretty lame. Lame in the sense of not being funny, even to laugh at other peoples expense.

    Fail Lamebook :(

  74. hey guys, this is andy actually, my friend andrea(from above) her sister saw us on this site and told us today haha we are wondering how we got here, anyone know?

  75. They used the Lamebook Submitting Device.

  76. RahRahahahahoolalagaga

    I really want taco bell now and/or some acid

  77. virgo, I adore San Francisco.

    One of my most fave places in the States.

    I would love to visit there again.

    Can I bunk with you?

  78. lol

    Morgan fails! Wish people would stop taking names of groups and putting it in their status.

  79. Someone needs to put you girls on a fucking leash. Seriously man. Is there one post where the comments don’t turn into sexual related bullshit. You all need to get laid for reals.

  80. word- anytime! ;-)

  81. c’mon guys, we were doing so well, too.

  82. Goddamnit! Like cats in heat! my goodness! Someone needs to take a big a rock to all of your crotches!

  83. I agree there has to be serious lack of sex going on at home that online, I suppose it could be flirting, seems like today, yesterdays and tomorrows highlight. It was funny the first time, now its kinda lame. Hey nm I guess this is the best place for it then.

  84. -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  85. Too many kids are talking about doing LSD these days.
    None of them are getting legit LSD.
    For one, the stories would be a lot better, and less of this typical “I was trippin’ and saw cartoon-like shit for reaLZ” crap.

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