Fuck four days a month Kelly!…Although a slutslug generally only has the painters and decorators in for four days a month, it’s about another week to put the fucking scaffold up and another bastard four days to take the shitting thing down again.
Basically what i’m saying is, unless a woman has a cock in her mouth or cock bin her natural state is a narky, miserable fucking fun sponge. The fact that she sometimes bleeds from her snatch makes very little difference to this fact.
pocket dialing sound familiar?
thank you for beating me to the punch rustyegg!
his name is ‘Im-a-mofo’ so what more can we expect?
seriously though Imamofo, we are fun sponges,
we suck up all the fun so wherever we go it is with us.
however, we don’t take spongy dicks seriously…
I can’t decide whether you are a closeted gay man
(my least favorite choice because I love gay men),
or you’ve never had sex with a woman,
or you’ve just been rejected/hurt really badly.
vcvirgil If it helps you to maintain your status quo for how the world works I will admit to being all those things…
On the other hand if it turns out I’m just a Motherfucker with a dark sense of humour and an established bit of scthick you’re gonna look like a bit of a dense stupid cow ain’t ya… roll the dice spunk sponge, roll the dice.
Funnily enough though I have had sex with a woman…and somebody was hurt really badly.
Imamofo I understand you are trying to be funny, but your coming across as an unfunny, offensive and misogynist ass. If you said that in public, as in to peoples faces in person, you would get more glares and offended/dirty looks than laughs. Guess what happens when on the internet as an anonymous person? The same fucking thing. Just because your friends and family would laugh at what you are saying doesn’t mean a bunch of strangers would.
crazylogic Thanks for the heads up fuckface! I’m actually shocked and appalled that i’m coming across as an offensive misogynistic ass… I was aiming for scathingly witty rapist… you are a bit uptight aren’t you? Loosen up broaden your horizons, stop lampooning the lampooner, touch yourself more frequently.
Now I know that a load of beaver munching fucking feminist lesbians will be coming out in force over the weekend to join your cause, but be aware of the following… offensive is funny… Complete strangers laugh long with shit like that on a daily basis…I couldn’t give two power wanks what faces folk are pulling whilst reading / listening… oh and mission accomplished x 3!
LondonNymph your statement clearly shows that you’ve already decided you filthy little minx! Good choice. Bend over.
Hey crazy, schtick: slang a comedian’s routine; act; piece; from Yiddish “shtik”.
I understand you’re trying to tell him he’s unfunny, but you are coming off as a pompous, pedantic ass. Just because you, your friends, and your family wouldn’t laugh at what he’s saying doesn’t mean a bunch of strangers wouldn’t. I’m not taking a stance on the subject one way or another here, simply pointing out how the reverse argument still rings true. Logic – it’s a two-way street.
Blondey Your name’s a very clever disguise ain’t it?!You’re a thinking mans’ crumpet and no mistake! I like your style…and your tits. I know I’ve never seen them but I’m going to carry on thinking of them like that anyways.
wandr it’s no secret that you are without a doubt my favourite Canadian vagina, given half a chance, a free aeroplane ticket and some lube you’d be in some very serious danger of developing a hernia, arthritis of the thighs and very loose stools.
you might be blondebimbo, and good for you, seriously.
but my ‘schtick’ is very small, you see, like teensy weensy,
and I freely admit it, if you can’t tell already.
I need to exercise it, obviously,
as our dear friend Imamofo has his so assiduously.
And as far as my typing style goes, I’m glad you noticed
crazylogic once again another Lamebooker lives up to their name.
If you show this comment
“Imamofo I understand you are trying to be funny, but your coming across as an unfunny, offensive and misogynist ass. If you said that in public, as in to peoples faces in person, you would get more glares and offended/dirty looks than laughs. Guess what happens when on the internet as an anonymous person? The same fucking thing. Just because your friends and family would laugh at what you are saying doesn’t mean a bunch of strangers would.”
to a Logic professor, said Prof would personally pay for a plane ticket and a taxi cab and hand it to Imamofo. Take two guesses who then would be “in some very serious danger of developing a hernia, arthritis of the thighs and very loose stools.“
Finally, crazylogic, why the hell would you use your coming across as and then use your friends and family? if you mistake your for you’re in the first part, shouldn’t the second part say you’re friends and family? Are you assuming they are homonyms? Or are you just indifferent to apostrophes? What the fuck is going on in your head?
@Mofo, Thanks. I like to think people think about my tits. I think they’re lovely, so I appreciate you simply assuming that they are, make my day.
@vc Of course I noticed it’s not exactly subtle, and as blonde as I am I’m not blind…
Ha! You lot are going to be responsible for a stinky damp hand and no mistake!
iamamofoisanunfunnytroll You are correct your username does say it all, let’s have a little dig deeper to see exactly what it’s saying shall we? Everybody ssshhh lets listen to its’ inner voice.
Arrgggh he’s so fucking frustrating, he keeps fucking me up! I hate hate hate this completely rancid stranger, he has effected me so deeply that I must exact some form of revenge, to this end I will adopt his name within my own. I don’t care that this will draw even more attention to him and that I’m basically being his little bitchy promoter, I am positive that this will work. My lack of confidence and inability to banter has drove me to this, I often find myself awkward in social situations and I have an intense envy of those I deem to be better at interacting with other people than me. I am a redundant fuckpig. I often consider myself as an outsider but am aware that others just consider me to be a fucking annoyingly anal ballbag. I hate him