That young fellow is very lucky. I sometimes wait months for an erection and then it sometimes takes up to 3 hours of rigorous stimulation to empty my ballsack of my happy swimming soldiers. I tend to be so raw afterwords that I need to wrap the Captain in bandages soaked in petroleum jelly and even still he later forms spotted scabs. And then there’s poor little Agnes, with one tooth knocked out and one chipped, over the years and the love canyon obviously suffers a terrible trauma despite the use of multitudes of free packets of lubricating fluids.
They say neccesity breeds invention. And I hope to be informative rather than entertaining. I’m sure some of you hipsters and gen y kids will have the same little roadblocks in your highways to orgasm heaven in 70-80 years, so take some mental notes and start saving those packets of lubricating fluids. That little hussy might seem like Niagara now but some day she will be Mohave.
i think that was an ‘epic fail’ for jhorner.. a simple check would have done. pitino left kentucky and went to the pros, failed there, and came back to coach at university of louisville. big upset at the time for the ky fans, but it looks like they got the last laugh. 15 seconds? ha!