I bet Lori weighs 350 lbs and has her tongue and/or eyebrow pierced. She probably also wears pajama pants as real clothes on a regular basis. Every adult woman I know of that likes Tinkerbell fits this description.
I don’t like Tinkerbell, and I wear pj pants all the time. I call them house pants. I don’t wear them to bed, they’re super cool, I don’t wear them out either, they have pockets, and they’re supercool, not to mention I iron them, and hang them so they’ll crease properly. And before you ask I’m average weight, and only have my ears peirced.
Tinkerbell? The cartoon? That’s not really a “chick flick”, unless you’re referring specifically to 6 year old chicks. I’d be a little worried about an adult couple with no children watching that movie voluntarily.
Seriously? That’s just trash. This guy doesn’t sound like he has the balls to be sexist. Lori’s got herself a slave, why would she back out? I sure hope you don’t give relationship advice to your friends, because you have it really backwards.
@ SensibleMadness – I think you’re on the right train, 2am showing? Wow….
Also, I’m gonna have to go with Bezoar on this one *points up* Sadie M wtf are you smoking? Here’s the scenario as I see it. Lori and Sadie are BFF and Sadie submitted this to prove what a tool Ryan is so Lori will quit slowly nagging him to death and be single again so her and Sadie can go troll the bars for men with even less soul left to crush.
Yep, that’s it. No, no. Don’t try to convince me otherwise. I’ve made up my mind.
World meet Tyler, Tyler meet your future jail sell. Dude has issues.
Lori’s got to give some brownie points for that, I mean come on. When my man watches a “chick flick” willingly with me, he is always rewarded during the rolling credits. Give and take Lori, give and take.
Exactly eenerbl… Guys are like contractors… Every job has a price… And if you dont pay the guy for doing things like watching lame movies, house projects, etc… Then the guy will eventually go find a chic that is willing to pay just for the fun of it
I think Ryan should ditch Lori. I mean he is watching a movie with her because she wants him too… and she accuses him of being whipped and gets mad at him for saying he was trying to get brownie points.
Hello.. news flash… the only reason guys do anything to be “nice” is to get laid.
She is ungrateful.
Also… the bus killed the guy in the car? I would be a little devastated if I witnessed that.
Even though I’m female, I despise chick flicks, so no guy is gonna get any action from me for any sensitive movie watching.
Gotta say though, if some guy sang to me , the COULD be an OJ type situation.
@wordpervert: dave grohl is brilliant, for sure, on pretty much every musical level . . . but idk that i’d necessarily call him hot. he looks like a horse to me. kurt cobain circa 94, however, that’s an entirely different story.
I’d sit through more holiday slideshows if they were like Elizabeth’s, as in, full of carnage, mayhem and death… Her photographic composition could’ve shed light on the bloodshed, she had to go and get all artsy though. pwnage isn’t a particularly clever call for the record.
Lori is a heinous sow that drinks gravy for breakfast and snorts during sexual climax, which happened once only, as she thinks it’s awesome to hold her putrid vag up on some kind of pedestal for semtards like Ryan to reach for. Tinkerbell isn’t a chickflick, it’s all his limited intellect can make sense of. I bet he’s a deformed gimp that is sometimes allowed to use the internet… For some reason I’m reminded of a movie called “Bad Boy Bubby”, check it out…
Grohl is an awesome musician. Nirvana = overrated but seminal. QOTSA, Songs for the deaf, seriously one of the best rock records of the last 10 years, but as for Foo Fighters, I doubt you could make more pedestrian sounding music if you wanted to, which he does apparently.
If a girl ever did to me what Lori did, I would make it my goal of the next six months to emotionally destroy her and make her totally under the thumb, then make her nothing but a booty call. Silly slag.
Huh, I guess I assumed that Lori is not the gf Ryan is speaking of, but rather some chick friend who is not a fan of the gf and thinks Ryan is losing his soul to a pink-loving abercrombie bimbo succubus. Two reasons, 1) I don’t understand why Ryan would stay with somebody who is bitchy enough to make fun of him for being whipped after whipping him, and 2) most women I’ve seen who are the type that want a whipped guy don’t inform him of their designs. They don’t want HIM to know they carry his balls around in their purse, they want EVERYONE ELSE to know it.
As a side note: Tinkerbell?! Seriously?! I even like some kids movies like Tim Burton’s flicks, some of the Pixar stuff, and some of the classic Disney stuff (I dig animation when it’s done well)… but it would never, ever occur to me to watch that. That’s on par with, I dunno, maybe those weird Barbie as Rapunzel movies…
I think Lori IS the girlfriend. Why would she even bring up brownie points if she was just a friend? He wouldn’t care if one of his random female friends handed out brownie points or not. Also, why mention the “you owe me a song” thing. These are all examples of how he is whipped by Lori (ie. shaving, the song, tinkerbell), and to cap it off, she doesn’t hand out the brownie points he so so desperately trying to earn!
See, but Lori seems so snarky about him watching Tinkerbell and shaving because he’s whipped… Why would she be so snarky about him shaving hair that SHE wanted gone and watching a movie that SHE wanted to watch? Just doesn’t make sense. My guess is that Lori had a crush on Ryan at one point and is pissed that he’s now dating a girl who’s apparently totally changing him (we all know people like this)
The “I’m still waiting on that song” thing is like saying “remember when you used to be cool and actually do things you said you’d do?”
And the “I don’t do brownie points” thing is a pot shot at the girlfriend who she obviously doesn’t like. It’s another way of saying “I am so much cooler than the biotch you’re dating since I’m completely above that concept”
Incidentally, I am completely above the brownie points concept, but then, I AM probably much cooler than the biotch he’s dating regardless of which one it is. (I keed, I keed)
I think I’m going to go with ThinkingInPictures and mkay. When I read Lori’s comment, it made me think she’s into Ryan – giving him shit about his current girlfriend and how whipped he is, and is offering him something better than what he’s got…. and maybe he hasn’t had the chance to sing Lori a song cause his girlfriend hasn’t let him out of the house.
Forgive me if it’s obvious to everyone else but what the hell does “pwnage” mean?
Yo pussywhip Ryan you should def get rid of her I was in a relationship like that and it SUCKS. And besides, being in a relationship like that is kinda like doing those “free gift” things on the internet: Every time you think you’ve done enough and can finally get that free iphone, there’s just ONE MORE thing you gotta do.