Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Put Out or Get Out

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  1. Whoa, Jason keeps it real.

  2. Holy fuck stains, Batman… I hate when bass be with girls over sex. Don’t they know there are more fish in the sea? Jason is MEG.

  3. well there’s no doubt Jason is a douchebag. Angelina is no catch either. but Sean had the zinger of the night.

  4. Bass? hahaha

    I think if someone wouldn’t decorate for Halloween with me, that would be a total deal breaker. And no carving pumpkins? See ya!

  5. I got tired of reading … I’ll come back later.

  6. 8-somes? Now that just seems excessive…..

  7. Jason is mostly right, but still an arsehole

  8. I, for one, am happy that Angelina will no longer be his skut.

  9. I have to say that as a woman, there is nothing I love more than repaying my man with sex for all the nice things he’s done for me. Especially when that gives him the motivation to do even more nice things for me. It’s a win/win situation.

  10. cliff notes: Angelina wants to dump Jason because she thinks he’s selfish and kind of perverted. Jason says Angelina is unappreciative and the least she could do is have sex with him more often. After all, all guys are like that. Chris wants to suck up to Angelina to get the rebound. Sean called him on it. Jeanine weighs in, correctly pointing out that Jason is a douchebag and Angelina is a dumbass. Randy sort of agrees with Jason but acknowledges that the girl doesn’t ALWAYS have to put out and that 10 times a day is kind of excessive and suggests Jason find another girl. Sean FTW.

  11. LOL. I’d love to see Chris!
    @Nyx I completely agree! My man is happier and I go shopping afterwards ;D
    Total win/win.

  12. lol Jason!
    yes we want sex :P

  13. Minus the obvious dyslexia, or damn right idiocy – Jason is hardcore.

  14. amazing

  15. nobody can accuse Jason of hiding his feelings

    as for Sean…FTW

  16. Irreverent. At first, I thought Jason meant “irrelevant”, but now I’m thinking it was deliberate. And impressive, considering Angelina can’t even spell “base”.

  17. jason is hilarious. http://www.srslysorry.com

  18. Jason’s ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter!

    Chris is definitely hankering for some sympathy vag, just lurking around like some kind of vag vulture ready to swoop in and get some after the relationships dead… What a noble and sad creature the majestic vag vulture is.

  19. I don’t think Jason is a douchebag… He probably just had the blue-est balls known to mankind.

  20. I’m with Randy. And yet I empathize with Jason.

  21. 8 somes….would that not be a gang bang?? ;)

  22. I hate guys like Jason. I hate how he claims that everything every guy in the world does with a woman is for sex. Because it is just not true. He is just too shallow and selfish to realize that there are actually guys in the world want to be with women because they love them. And enjoy spending time with them. And of course enjoy having sex with them, but it is not constantly demanded.

    But by Jason’s description of Angelina, I hate girls like her too.

  23. Wouldn’t an eightsome be called an orgy?

    Anyway, Jason’s clearly a douchebag, and if what he says about Angelina is accurate, she’s just as bad. What a great couple!

  24. Jason, I know I should hate you, but I just fucking love you. I don’t think Jeanine saw that one coming, she certainly stayed out of it after that shut down.

  25. Whit, are you looking for sympathy vag too?

  26. EVERYONE: I just wanted to apologize. I realize now that before, I was being an idiot. I really did not do that for attention. I am stupid, and I was just being myself, not thinking that it wasn’t appropriate for this site. I open up too easily and have neigh upon no logical thinking. If you all still think badly of me, that’s fine. That is my own fault and I take full responsibility.

    I am not a troll. I am 100% honest, and again, stupid. I am not on some soap box, this is a heartfelt apology. I am not like MEG, or that other suicidal girl (unless they were one and the same, I don’t remember) they did not apologize. I am. I will go back to mostly lurking and posting very few comments, all of which will be about the posts. I did try too hard to fit in and this is the result I did not foresee. I’m not asking for forgiveness, I’m just putting this apology out there. Especially to Saffer, word, Duke, and the others who I annoyed.

  27. Oh dear lord. Where the hell do I even start with this fucked up shit O.o

  28. i had to read the sentance 4 time to get that she was trying to say base not bass!

  29. It’s a fact both males & females love sex but since she is not giving Jason sex that’s proof that he is not good in bed otherwise what kind of girl would not want Sex?

    Jason has a small dick & is a douchebag

  30. Keona, ok.

  31. Shorma, i disagree, surely when they are on here blasting each other, if he had a small dick she would have used this chance to get it out there for the world to know? She just sounds lazy and boring

  32. Snip you win so far.

  33. At first I though Jasan was a douche…but he kinda has a point. FTW JASON! :D

  34. agentcherricola One word at a time; One could even go so far as to spell check the whole thing and re-write it on Notepad, but as Stompeh said, he’s either idiotic or dyslexic. Even then…it would be hard to decipher wtf the properly written version would say.

    All we know is, he wants moar sex than a porn star.

  35. Kirby got off the hook he was clearly up for some sympathy vag too, and Why Does He Capitalise Every Word? Oh I See Why Now.

  36. @snip, no, I have a vag…

  37. Jason is a sexist pig and I hope he never gets laid again! What a fuckwit, airing all that crap on Facebook. Its called the Message button. I blame them both in a way. White trash bogan fucktards.

  38. Whit, even better!

  39. Jason is an asshole and I hate that guys that are assholes justify it by saying all guys are assholes too – because they aren’t.

    It is often true that hot girls seem to end up with guys who don’t treat them very well.

    (Thanks Keona. Now we can all get back to commenting on the submissions and not each other!)

  40. Re-reading the original post by Angelina, is she saying she refuses to strip for her boyfriend? Because if so, Jason’s point just went up by a factor of 3.

  41. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I’m not going to touch this one, everybody already knows what I would say anyway.

  42. I wish I had a BF like that. I love to have sex… the problem is my BF works so much (and also has a testosterone imbalance) that he rarely wants sex. He doesn’t buy me things, he doesn’t pay my bills, he hardly does anything for me… if all I had to do was fuck my BF daily and he’d buy me things… hell, I’d sit under Jason’s desk and suck his dick daily and fuck him after he’s finished with his work lol. Buy me what ever he wants! LOL

  43. @mb if you read it, it sounds like Angelina is a mooch, who just mooches off him all the time, the one thing the poor guy wants is sex. bloody hell, that’s the easiest thing in the world! And it benefits both! Even if you’re not in the mood, once you get going, you’re in the mood!

    Angelina can’t say shit about him because if what he says is true, he’s paying her bills and buying her things and taking her out constantly, … you seriously think this guy was wrong?

    I’m tired of bitches taking the bitchs’ side just because she’s a bitch.

  44. You can’t force a libido. Don’t do nice things JUST to get sex…do them because you love the person. I still do nice stuff for my boyfriend all the time even though I know his libido is lower than mine. I don’t pick up dinner for him or give him a backrub because I know it will get me sex…it won’t! I do it because I like it when he’s happy and he has done the same for me.

    Jason is a selfish douche. He wants a prostitute, not a girlfriend.

  45. Sounds like she is pretty much a prostitute though, she doesnt work, he pays for everything, all he is asking for in return is a once a day bang-arang. Sounds like she’s on a pretty sweet ticket to me

  46. Yes, men do nice things for girls to get sex. When they’re not in relationships.

    Jason just needs to grow up. If all he wants is pussy, why isn’t he single?

  47. All I got out of this post was an awful twitch because NONE of them know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. This is becoming a serious problem. I fear for the future.

    I like Gonzalo though.

  48. I take solace in the fact that some day Jason is going to end up stabbed to death by an angry pimp. And we can all line up and take a nice leak on his body.

  49. hell, if he decorated for Halloween with me, I’d do him.. Pst. Jason.. call me.

  50. I can’t figure out whose “side” I’m on in this post… I have to say that I’ve been on both sides of this fence in different relationships.

    I will say this one thing though – I’ll put it in caps to emphasize my point:

    DEAR MEN, YOUR WOMAN WILL MOST LIKELY BE YOUR FREAKING PORN STAR FOR LIFE IF YOU JUST TREAT HER WELL AND MAKE HER FEEL SEXY.

    Thank you, sorry. Of course this depends on the individual chick… Jason did have some good points though, I HATE A TEASE – you should never tease your man or woman… It’s just mean

  51. I think this guy is just being such a dick because they broke up and he’s bitter about it. I can’t believe he just did a bunch of things for her for sex. He’s probably not that much of a jerk in everyday life.

  52. Shit, if I could putz around the house all day doing fuck-all, I’d be boning my husband at least once a day. At LEAST.

  53. llllllllllllb – So true

  54. I give it two days before they’re back together, decorating the house and having absolutely no sex

  55. @Valenya – AMEN

  56. Wow, what a mess..

  57. ew. “if you don’t have sex your worthless as a human”

    the YOUR is almost as bad as the actual statement.

    i’m guessing Randy never uses condoms, then? or any other sort of birth control, with that fucked up logic.

    and HOLY WAFFLING batman! seems like randy changes sides every time he posts a comment.

    i agree with whoever it was up there that said jason needs a prostitute, not a girlfriend.

  58. @vmethod May I pretend to be Jason for you? I could go for a good BJ right now

  59. Jason doesn’t need a prostitute, he just needs a sexual girlfriend. It seems obvious, both from the above remarks and from experience, that such women exist. Angelina and Jason just lack sexual compatibility.
    Granted, Jason was an ass for expressing himself as he did, and it isn’t true that men only do nice things for women for sex. But if he hadn’t had such blue balls he might have been able to think straight and not been a total douche.
    And here’s one question: has he ever tried seducing her instead of just ‘buying her sexy outfits?’
    Shin, I’m guessing with that fucked up logic, Randy just never uses brain cells, never mind condoms.

  60. @Keona…whatever you did, I didn’t notice. So…apology accepted?

  61. @Valenya you’re totally right. And who tries on 4 sexy outfits for their man and then doesn’t give them a bit!! That is a tease.

  62. Jason is going about this all wrong.

    A simple unwashed cock in his ladies mouth whilst sleeping will do the trick. It works like aversion therapy, lady wakes up with mouthful of male condiment, lady initially feigns shock, lady craves cum…simple.

  63. Jason is Wallace.

  64. Angelina seems like a waster and pain in the arse. GET A JOB.
    However, Jason is a complete tit.

    Working up your man with sexy outfits and not fucking him? That’s just cruel.

  65. Imamofo that could always backfire tho lol

    The real douchebags are the friends commentating on a obviously explosive situation.

  66. Just a bunch of morons with zero empathy and maturity. Relationship talks shouldn’t be made public, but ah well, let’s add “stupidity” to the list…

  67. I think Jason is in his right to spew out all that shit. I mean she called him out with her holier than thou stating the reasons why I won’t go out with you anymore on facebook… you better be prepared for some flame war. If I was Jason and I did all the things he says he’s done for her (and I have reason to believe they were all true since Angelina never refuted them or called him on the lie) and my girlfriend dumps me with some facebook status calling me a perv when all I want is a good fuck? Yeah I’m gonna call you out on your stingy ass for getting pampered, I guess she really didn’t see a problem with him when he was buying her crap but ooh noo wanting more sex is just too much.

  68. As much as everyone wants to bash Jason you can’t argue with Rodo on that one.

    Unless you say he should of just shut up and let it be.

  69. Well Jason sounds like a real winner, but …

    I hear girls in their late teens and early 20′s saying a guy is “pervy” all the time when he’s doing something totally normal. News flash, girls: guys like to look at boobs. That’s not “pervy”.

    I overheard this girl a few months ago saying she’d been at the college track and a guy asked her if she was on the team because she had great legs. She was indignant and called him a perv. I guess she didn’t think he was cute, because that seems to make the difference between “pervy” and complimentary.

    I don’t particularly want some guy to come up to me and say “hey baby nice ass”, but it’s not PERVERTED.

  70. I can understand doing nice things for someone and then the boyfriend expecting SOME sex for it.. but EVERYDAY?? are you kidding?? my boyfriend and I are perfectly happy and we have sex about 3 times a week. wouldnt my vagina be the size of wisconsin if we did it, not only ONCE a day, but 10 times a day!?!?! WTF?!

    Jason needs to get himself a good ol’ fashioned hooker for a girlfriend. He could be her pimp and make some dollabillz on the side when he’s worn out from fucking (what he apparently thinks) should be 24/7.

  71. looking back, I can’t tell you why I chose Wisconsin.. I suppose it’s a fairly moderately sized state? And cheesy!

  72. Shutit, no, once per day would leave your vagina just fine. Plenty of girls dildo/get fucked at least once a day. I’m sure Jason would be fine with just a strip and blowjob some days too.

  73. Jason seriously expects going to Party City and getting a pumpkin to be an aphrodisiac? Seriously? Dammit man, just buy her a romance novel. Or check one out from the library – that’s free.

  74. Jason is an asshole.
    I don’t agree that Angelina or whatever her name is should live off his dime, but his attitude leaves a lot to be desired. He even makes the point of her offering it WHEN he wants it, not WHEN he’s working. Meaning she does give it up at least some of the time.
    I mean…the douche works from home…so what if he’s working? Drop some trou and go at it when your gf is offering it up. Damn whiny little bitch.

  75. oops my bad. I just noticed he didn’t say when she offers it up.

    Ten times a day or whatever he’s asking for is ridiculous though. I can’t even fathom it. Talk about infection city for her if that was the case.

  76. Does anybody else want their life back after reading that?

  77. So Jason buys his girlfriend sexy outfits and makes her try them on, then gets turned on because she looks hot, and becomes infuriated when she doesn’t strip off and do a backflip onto his wang. Hmm….maybe she just didn’t want to be violated by a manipulative predator?

  78. Jason is right- women expect the world and want the security etc etc, but when they decide they are done having sex, they are done. That’s why you should have a lil’ sumthin on the side. As for Dee-lite- you, madam, are an idiot. if you expect your man to buy you sexy outfits you should expect that he wants to see you in them and then watch them fall to the floor. Guess your butch-lesbian lover likes seeing you in baggy flannel shirts and overalls.

  79. Besides the fact that Jason is an asshole, I honestly don’t know what Angelina’s problem is. Jason bought her outfits and did all that shit for her and shes crying about it because all he wants is sex? Seriously, send the dude to me, he can buy me shit loads of clothes, shoes and whatever else I want, buy food, pay the bills and work from home and later on tonight and times in between we can fuck. I don’t see the downside on that.

  80. The really sad thing is, they’re probably still together after all that dramatic bullshit. *sigh*

  81. any girl worth her salt should know, that the place a guy likes to see his girlfriend’s sexy lingerie is around her ankles

    QED

  82. i dont understand this, i’ve always found men can’t have as much sex as women would like..

  83. so.. i wonder how many brain cells i have just misplaced? i’m thinking most of them. dammit.

  84. Gonzalo’s got the right idea.

  85. Okay, if jason wanted other people or whatever then that is kind of bullshit… and him sayin that guys do everything for sex, bullshit too. But beyond that, I sympathize with him completely. Girls who bitch constantly and bother you while you’re at work all the time and they don’t get a job and expect you to pay for everything and then don’t put out regularly… been there done that its bullshit. Its like god damn, woman, I’m not bein a sweetheart because you’re always a bitch whether I’m a sweetheart or not AND you barely ever get out. Go get a job and a better attitude and spend your own damned money on that sexy ass lingerie you want but almost never wear for me and get the fuck out of my face

  86. Vincent_Valentine

    win^^

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