jen said ‘lightening’ storm. the meteorolgical phenomenon that often accompanies thunder is spelled ‘lightning’. jared’s response of ‘bleach’ is to the word ‘lightening’. although i wouldn’t say jen is particularly a peroxide blonde – she just can’t spell very well.
i dated a guy named harrison who was obsessed with bro-dom. i almost thought that was him but then i was like nah, trick. he wouldn’t even get to the bro-cery. i mean, nice guy, but not very creative.
and then i found twenty bucks. ayyyyy…
Forgive my dry sense of humour, but I won’t bow down to pier pressure going overboard when drowning in water puns. Don’t you sea- I don’t need your seal of approval, anyone else got any pearls of wisdom before I wave goodbye? Or do you all feel outmuscled?