The first one: Yeah it’s dumb, but at least he loves his kid (my parents were 37 when they had me and they were awful parents, so being what I suppose is a teen and at least trying to be a good one is a good thing in my book).
Third one: I would be incredibly ashamed if that was my mother. The intellectual levels of those two seem to be switched (awfully reminiscent of my parents). Not many people know the sheer pain of being mountains more intelligent and mature than your parents in their late fifties. Sure the kid doesn’t have a job, but at least he’s not a f-wit.
There was a ” at the beginning of the first one, The little girl could have said it and he was quoting her. My kids will say to me “Mommy I love you the whole world”. Im thinking its the same idea maybe their new walmart is big and she was trying to show she loved him a lot.