Oh…haha. my bad. dick* for my previous one.
Wednesday, you shouldn’t be here until next week, you’re confusing me. I correct myself because I want to stay Grammatically correct as much as possible until I can go to uni. Practice makes perfect.
lol, well, I want to go to MTSU when I’m in a better situation in terms of free time to study/ go to classes and money. Remember the douche ex I spoke of? He goes there. -.- Another reason I would like to wait. Yes, it seems cowardly and immature, but I would rather not risk him bashing on me, and me having some break down due to his trauma.
I recently looked up that Uni’s population. 20k students! o.o But most of my high school friends go there/ will go there. That’s a plus.
I just couldn’t tattoo someone using bad spelling, bad directions, etc. because I am a grammar nerd. Regardless of whether the blame would fall on the designer of the tattoo, _I_ would know I had done it. It nearly causes me physical discomfort just imagining being the instrument for a permanent typo. At least I would have to ask the person getting the tattoo “did you really mean for this to be written this way?”
@Keona I’m confusing in person as well. I can see why the name is confusing since it pops up over the date. I should have gone for one of the blue link thingies when I signed up.
Wednesday, when I went on Wednesday to my first tattoo sitting, I had to sign a form affirming that I wasn’t drunk while picking out my design or for the session itself.
I think some artists are very careful and refuse to do tattoos that they think are lame, or at least point out issues of major idiocy…
I don’t thin it’s a real tatt…I think someone drew it on her…it looks more like sharpie or marker to me. They miiiiiight be like trying to design her tattoo and that’s what they came up with…But I hope they’re not getting any kind of ink will fail moments like that. Maybe they were drunk? I din’t even know why I’m trying to find an excuse for that moment to not be as retarded as it is. I think I want to believe that people aren’t THAT fucktarded.
blondebimbo I’m drunk off my ass in the middle of my Friday and I can still tell that something was wrong with that. At first I thought it was a reflection of some kind But as Mad2 said that won’t work. Mass may be onto something though…
No not even a fun-house mirror… as I said, no self-diffeomorphism is going to do it. In other words you can reflect it, you can stretch shit around, but it can’t change the order those things are in other than by regular reflection.
Comments, if you are in CA, I hope you plan to vote to legalize pot (if that hasn’t already gone by)!
Okay, so first one….the only thing I can think of (assuming that this girl ISN’T a complete retard) is that she is a big fan of CNN or MSNBC, because if you read it counter-clockwise (or anti-clockwise for our British friends), it reads NEWS. It’s probably just a coincidence, and she is in fact, a full on, honest to goodness, mouth breather.. And blondebimbo is right, it’s not a real tattoo.
Second one…not really funny. Although I did think someone would have made a Mr. T reference there. Obviously a younger crowd in here…moving on…
The thing that bothered me most about the last one is the smiley face the teacher put at the top. WTF?! What kind of wierdo thinks a child mistaking water fowl for a trouser trout deserves a smiley face? This is how retards and whores are made! Don’t reinforce that shit with positive feedback! *insert joke here about sucking my duck, and adding it to my bill*
I agree with you Wednesday about not wanting to be an instrument in permanently tattooing an error on someone, but that tattoo in the first pic is so utterly stupid and lame that sometimes I think these idiots really deserve the permanence of their mistakes…
Maybe if Facebook statuses were all permanently tattooed on people’s foreheads, then people would use spell check more often. I mean, shit people, my browser does it for me when I eff up! Grrr
@udontknowme I certainly will go try to. I’ve got two major plans when I can get out of my situation: Go to MTSU (though I don’t know if they have a Nursing program) or move to CA, and move in with my bf and possibly a couple of his friends into a nice apartment. Fuck me, I don’t know atm. I can’t a sure decision because I don’t know what will change or won’t change when the time comes. I’ll decide later. Procrasturbation ftw.
@mass…Touche..I stand corrected, it’s not the teacher at fault, its the publishing company! Damn evil publishing companies! First it’s mistaking duck for dick, next thing you know, they are taking over the world…just like pinky and the brain…
@O.G. and Blonde I hope you are right and it is not permanent.
@Valenya You’re right. It is a lame tattoo. Or sharpie art, as the case may be.
@mass Yes! Addams Family was an awesome show. And newspaper comic, for any purists out there.
@mad2 My last tattoo was over 10 years ago, so I don’t remember whether I signed anything or not. I remember hearing that you could be asked to leave the studio if you were drunk. They probably should make people take an I.Q. test, or a spelling test, or at least have to sign something that says “I hereby swear on this day that I am stupid” if they’re getting a misspelled tattoo.
My level .. after 1, I don’t drive. After 4, I don’t post … after 6, I eat a big meal, after 8, seem to smoke more pot, after 10 will go to The Hide Away Lounge but haven’t for a bit… the last 2 times they’ve refused serving me despite the fact I walk there… possibly in an irregular fashion..
OH! Waaaaiiit, so you know how News= North, East, West, South…maybe this dumb bitch is a news anchor and this is her tattoo to pay homage to it? Fuck I don’t know, it’s still dumb as hell. You are so dumb, fo real. Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Wednesday, at the place I went they will at least make fun of you incessantly behind your back if they think you’re an idiot. I know because while I was getting tattooed, some guy called, then came into the studio, to ask for a tattoo THAT DAY of a spider ripping open his shoulder and blood dripping from it and the drops turning into pieces of a 100 dollar bill and three little spiders lapping it up. He was upset when he found that the head guy was booked and made a sarcastic remark about it not being a tribal armband. He was then told the second artist could fit him in next week; he was concerned over whether the other guy had an art degree.
The upshot of this is that while I was being worked on the two artists and my wife and I were laughing our asses off over this idiot. And debating how the hell blood drops can turn into money.
So perhaps these artists, after doing these lame tattoos, go around making fun of their customers with everyone else.
Me thinks that the tattoo was done that way on purpose. I couldn’t imagine more than one person making that mistake. It’s probably some kind of inside joke, or meaning. It’s really not lame, because it’s way too wrong to be a mistake.
to elaborate further on my comment about mad2physicist….
if you turn the image through 270 degrees, then skew on the 7th vertices of capricorn, then the tattoo is in perfect order – so although the fun-house mirror would have to be pretty complex, it can be done – here’s the proof: http://i56.tinypic.com/10r1csw.png
one of the tattoo guy’s assistants showed me his ass :O He had his girlfriend put red lipstick on and kiss a sheet of paper and then had it tattooed on his bum. I hope they stick together otherwise he better have a really good story for future pick ups
(Disclaimer: I have not read above comments yet. This is my uninfluenced opinion thus far.)
1. You fail HARD.
I probably should stop there so I don’t make myself go crazy, but, I’ll try to be civil and to the point.
2. I couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry (cry mostly). You fucking Faux-News-watching Tea Party cunt. Nope, I didn’t stutter, and that’s the end of that.
3. OK, this also explains my political opinion. What fucking idiot teacher decided to give out this paper to begin with? Well, what does it matter? I don’t blame them for not giving a shit anymore because society obviously doesn’t give a shit. The fact that that teacher likely gets paid about the same as a teenager working part-time at McDonald’s explains it well enough.
That’s it for me on this post. Not discussing anymore politics on LB, I do enough of that on FB.
Hi Mad2 – sorry been busy with a sick child, husband and now me
I definitely don’t speak Irish – I don’t have the attention span for languages – even English. But I live in Northern Ireland and there are a few phrases that you just know. Pogue mahone one of them. Slainte being cheers and ceid mille failte – a hundred thousand welcomes.
Ah, that’s very cool curly! My wife and I want to take our honeymoon in Ireland. We’ve been married 5.5 years and still no honeymoon…
My problem is I can’t pronounce Gaelic words when I read them.
I imagine the sick husband was more work to care for than the sick child? I know I would be.