Tuesday, May 25, 2010

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  1. Wow. Just lost some muthafuckin IQ points reading those.

  2. rosinbackrider

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  3. Of course Amanda is playing “yotzee”, da BADDEST bitch be trippin’ on Scrabble.

  4. MsBuzzkillington

    I am the baddest btch you’ve ever sean! Sean! Oh I love it.

  5. Dammit, I *WOULD* have been first if I hadn’t had to register for an account before being allowed to post. >.>

  6. Mystery, we have something in common. I love the smell of flammable liquids, but I’m not a fan of lavender.

  7. Every once in a while I get this idea that I would like to be a teacher, maybe a high school English teacher. Then I read shit like this and realize that if I were a high school English teacher I would probably hang myself in despair within a month.

  8. Are Amanda and Ashley the same person?

  9. Phantom_poetess

    OMG it took me 15 minutes just to wade through that crap. Now I have a headache.

    Do they not teach English in school anymore? Or is it now called “Phonetics”??

  10. @snip. I thought the same thing. But which one is the ‘baddest bitch? Only one thing for it…………………………………………………FIGHT!

  11. It made me laugh when I read “now I’m sleeping with suc[c]ess” and then she lists Hardees as her employer.

    Wahaha I hate those kinds of girls.

  12. ugh I feel for the future when I read crap like this but then again they are the “baddest bitches” sooooooo

  13. Stop it. I’m the baddest bitch. Step off.

  14. Wow, just wow!

  15. For the record, gasoline as a liquid is not flammable.

  16. These little girls refer to themselves as bitches, but when someone else calls them that, they get offended and start with their attitude.
    Makes me LOL.

  17. It’s called “appropriating a derogative term to dilute its offense and authoritative use.”
    You’ve heard of the “N-word,” right? And how its use has changed?

  18. I like that Amanda is a Christen especially given the fact that when you start filling in that information it automatically gives you about 500 choices for Christian

  19. “the most unsual gasoline”… Is she talking like octane levels or E85 blends? I’m trying to think of the most unusual gasoline but I thought it was all pretty common.

    Also, pretty ironic that the religious views of these gems are:
    Christen, Christain, and christian (I am pretty impressed that Ashley nailed the spelling)

  20. @ _isglory Gasoline is very much a flammable liquid.

  21. Wait… these girls were still learning the ABC’s (aYe bEe sEEs, yo!) when Meredith Brooks was writing hit songs about being a bitch, and they are talking about what bad ass bitches THEY are? Yes, it’s certainly rollin’ straight gangsta’ to work at Hardee’s and play Yahtzee with Gramma.

    What the fuck is with that misspelling, anyway!? The name of the game is PRINTED RIGHT THERE ON THE BOX!

  22. I can’t believe both of these fine young women are single.

  23. I’m pretty sure she meant that it is unusual to like the smell of gasoline.

  24. Writing like that was called dyslexia in my day. Now, apparently, it makes you da baddest bitch!

  25. …The hip-hop influence on white fucking suburbia.

  26. Perhaps OutKast can help:
    “Don’t everybody like the smell of gasoline?/Well burn mothafucka burn American dreams/ Don’t everyone like the taste of apple pie?/We’ll snap for the slice of your life, I’m telling ya why/ I hear that Mother Nature’s now on birth control / The coldest pimp now be looking for somebody to hold/ The Highway up to Heaven got a crook on the toll / Youth full on fire, ain’t got nowhere to go, nowhere to go.”

  27. Is anyone here surprised that Ashley works in the fast food industry?

    With communication skills like hers, I’m amazed she hasn’t found something better.

  28. Sorry, Amanda’s love of sniffing gasoline made me think of that song.

  29. Gotta love OutKast.

  30. Of course I’ve heard of it, but I still think it’s stupid as hell.

  31. I am so goth: “i like the most intense stuff, like watching lighting.” Umm, lighting is only intense in Las Vegas. If you meant lightning, that’s not really intense…oy

  32. I think she meant “incense” and lightning.

    I hope.

  33. Some commenting think the second bio is Amanda, it’s not, it’s someone calling herself Mystery.

  34. @Ghost No, it’s the fumes that are flammable. The liquid itself is inflammable, as so goes with any liquid. Wordpervert said “flammable liquids,” and I was merely giving her a hard time.

    Ugh.

  35. Mystery, I also like the smell of liquid paper, permanent texta, (although I can’t get the kind that I like any more), some glues, and some paint. I could go on, but it’s apparent I have a fume fetish.

    And I’m not alone.

  36. And I mean no disrespect to wordpervert, who I, among others, would love to give a “hard” time.

  37. @_isglory it’s intense, and incense when referring to lavender

  38. See, I knew you had good taste in music, Word. Now how about letting me have a taste?

  39. My apologies.
    I thought she meant “I like most “incense stuff” AND “watching lightning.”

    Again, my apologies, I read it wrong and corrected someone who actually read it correctly.

  40. I hope I cleared things up for you, _isglory. You are a stickler for getting things just right. I’ve worked out that much about you.

  41. @_isglory “inflammable” means capable of being set on fire. fyi.

  42. Bulldoggy, if your idea of a great evening is listening to OutKast, coupled with toxic fume inhalation, then I’m your girl.

  43. @word No, not so much a stickler. I was just giving you a hard time. I certainly didn’t mean to insult you.

    I was merely playing on the misconception that gasoline ‘as a liquid’ is flammable.

  44. ‘Kay, I give up.

  45. That sounds like a date, Word. ;)

  46. TylerDurdenUMD

    I have seen America’s future.

    We are fucked.

  47. Chicky needs to stop sniffing Gas! Before it’s too late! (I’m still slightly amazed at her skills to do all of those things, while on the phone! Boggles the mind.)

  48. Oh, and I love the smell at the airport, the aviation fuel fumes, no doubt. I’ll stop now.

  49. Lamebook, you’ve left me relatively speechless for the past few threads after having read things that were actually entertaining (I was just that surprised). Now I’m gonna go huff some incense and contemplate about frogs and sticks and shit while I’m rollin’ G style with my baddest bitch.

  50. did anyone notice that Amanda ‘luvs her baby gurl’ yet cannot wait to get out of ‘hiskoool’ Class of 2012!!! WTF, was she a freshman when she got knocked up? Truly sad indeed.

  51. CommentsAtLarge

    Most unusual gasoline – rocket fuel maybe? Try picking that up at your local Mobil station…

    I think I died inside a little at what happened to the English language here today.

  52. “playin yohtzee wit gramma” or “playing Yahtzee with grammar” – I think this is where you take 5 dice with random words written on the sides, roll them, keep the words you like, then whatever you’re left with after 3 rolls is now your Facebook status.

  53. @ _isglory – #17.

    I love it when I learn something but did not think it would happen at lamebook.

  54. In the war on good taste and decent education, the our baddest bitches can always be found on the front line.

    Today, Hardees–tomorrow, Wendys! Or possibly Burger King. USA! USA! USA!

  55. And eventually, assistant manager of Taco Bell!

  56. The future is secure…..

  57. Ashley’s bio is fucking OLD, she’s 18 now.

  58. Yeah, what a huge difference.

  59. What’s with these people and writing “wtf?” when asked about their politics?

  60. Because “most” of the younger generation is dumb fu*ks now of days and probably dont even know what politics is.

  61. So it seems that Ashley reallly wants someone to “hit her shittt up.” Bet that special someone she’s been talking to won’t be so keen once he sees her bio there.

    And since when is watching the weather really intense shit??!

  62. discomfortzone

    Ah yes, watching lighting. Lamps, streetlights, neon signs, always bring out the goth in me.

  63. The next Saw movie should focus on the torture and murder of these specific individuals. If I knew anyone like this in real life, I honestly don’t think I could sleep not knowing if they realise how much of an idiot they are.

  64. fuck i just lost the game.. again.

  65. rockinghorsefly

    Because watching lightning is sooooo intense….

  66. So, let’s see, Amanda loves her man…has a baby…and it set to grad “hiskool” in 2012. So she’s a sophomore…about 15-16 y.o…a teen mother…and obviously is not good at English. Shouldn’t these posts exonerate me from having to pay her Welfare and Child Care for the next 60 years?

  67. ryennocerousrex

    “I like the most intense stuff, like watching lightning” Risk taker, fo sho.

    And why don’t these people know what politics are?

  68. Hold the muthafuckin phone…

    Amanda’s looking for networking?

  69. Amanda has a bone of contention with some fucka named Eva Sean.

    Also, I like that our “christain goth girl” refers to her nickname as a separate entity. With its own name.

  70. Am I the only one who finds #1 utterly depressing?

  71. ZOMG the #3 has the same birthday as me… can you legally change your birthdate cos i’m pretty tempted

  72. NuquamNunchucks

    Why is #2 CALLINg her nickname anything.

    Aand, that was a weird add-on at the end. Like, “i’m goth and i like smelling unusual gasolines and oh, yeah, sometimes i read books about magic”

    Goooddd blesss Americaaa…

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