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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Problems. We All Got ‘Em.

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1. jsbarajas1993 January 13th, 2011 at 4:09 pm

   I know the last one seems funny, but he probably did that from an iPod Touch connected to WiFi. The Facebook app for iPod Touch and iPhone always says that posts are made via iPhone.
2. iddjit January 13th, 2011 at 4:10 pm

   I hope she studied for her Herpes test!
3. wordpervert January 13th, 2011 at 4:27 pm

   Awww, that is so sad. That poor pussy. And what happened to SKULLS is pretty awful, too.
4. kal January 13th, 2011 at 4:28 pm

   Great work Denise. Posting it publicly so all your friends can see that. Nice.
5. CommentsAtLarge January 13th, 2011 at 4:32 pm

   I know one damn thing about your pussy Denise, I’m staying as far away from it as possible. Herps or no, you seem not to be the most stable.
6. saffer January 13th, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   That’s the type that mofo likes, and it’s days like this that I miss Ben.
7. jellica January 13th, 2011 at 4:49 pm

   I hate to be the debbie downer, but how is the first one lame or funny? Aside from Sanita’s horrible spelling, I’m not really getting it – it just left me sad at the thought of a kitten being killed in a dryer…

   I don’t know, guess I’m just not in the mood for this kind of “humour” today…

   And I agree with #1 – I have an ipod touch and when I use the FB app, it always says that it’s posted from an iphone…

   Now it’s back to the mirror for me so that I can continue to marvel at my awesome rack
8. mass January 13th, 2011 at 5:11 pm

   @jellica .. I love that you continue to follow my advice.

   Denise, I know one thing about your pussy … you should put it in the dryer.
9. jelly January 13th, 2011 at 5:12 pm

   Seriously? That first one wasn’t funny at all. Normally I’m all for revelling in another’s stupidity, but that just left me with a bad taste in my mouth (and no, I haven’t been going down on Denise ) It’s one thing to have a laugh at jokes about kittens, babies, gays, jews, catholics etc etc blah blah blah, but when the joke is actually in serious, or about an actual dead animal or baby… I dunno, maybe I’m taking this too seriously, but that pretty much just ruined my morning.
10. mass January 13th, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    I should have said ‘another thing’ sorry Comments.

    Hey word… looking awesome as usual.
11. vincent January 13th, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    hey mass, absolutely reeking of desperation as usual. actually, even more than usual.
12. mass January 13th, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    I know, eh .. it’s kinda sad.
13. mass January 13th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    I see you’re reeking to, though .. good for you.
14. mass January 13th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    *too

    wouldn’t want to hear 4 fucking paragraphs on that now, would I?
15. CommentsAtLarge January 13th, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    No worries mass
16. mass January 13th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    I was just listening to my Australian language tapes and I think it’s ‘mate’ not ‘mass’ .. but thanks Comments.
17. CommentsAtLarge January 13th, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    If those are the same tapes that say Fosters = Australian for beer, you might want your money back.
18. itzpapalotl January 13th, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Poor SKULLS. You doesn’t look before they start their dryer? Did he just walk up to it and turn it on? That’s why my cats are nice and fat. That way they can’t jump into my dryer.
19. itzpapalotl January 13th, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    *Who doesn’t. Excuse my fail.
20. girlskill January 13th, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    My 80-something year old grandpa used to live with my family at our house and obviously do his laundry in our machines. He had a walker and obviously was not extremely mobile and couldn’t really bend down to check inside the dryer and once started it while my cat was lying on some towels in there that my grandpa hadn’t taken out. Luckily I was in the next room and heard his yowls and pushed past Gramps and released him. at least I got there in time for Peaches… too bad for Skulls :’(
21. saffer January 13th, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Mass: Ever seen Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, the part where that nerd gets a boner and has to cover it with his book everytime Michelle walks by (or something like that)? That’s how I picture you.
22. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Chrissy, is that you???
23. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    (@ 20 (thanks saffer))
24. mass January 13th, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    @saffer .. I just picture you naked.
25. mass January 13th, 2011 at 8:36 pm

    I just pay pal’d that hundo I owe you, Walter. I can’t believe my raging erection is a point of interest.
26. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    You know what gives me a boner?

    Me neither
27. munags January 13th, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    My mom accidentally turned on the dryer with my cat in it when i was little. fortunately i heard “Thump thump Meow, Thump thump Meow” and was able to rescue him
28. mass January 13th, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    .. thank fuck we both don’t know.
29. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    How do you know I’m going to die before you?

    I have some rat poison in my shed and I know where you live.
30. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    No, no thank fuck. No fuck.
31. mass January 13th, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    ..I’m going first, no worries mate.
32. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 8:58 pm

    How do you know?
33. mass January 13th, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    My penis constantly requires more blood than my brain or heart…do the math.
34. Hawkbit January 13th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    Poor Kitty!!! And What did mass and Walter do? Is mass the easy one? Who else is there in “Lamebooks of our lives”…..stay tuned (eats popcorn, cops a feel )
35. Walter Sobchak January 13th, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    10mL/2 = 5mL. Holy shit your brain and heart are VERY small. That explains a lot!

    My 40 hours are up, so I.am.out of here.
36. n00dles January 14th, 2011 at 12:20 am

    hello guys ive been ready the comments part of lamebook for ages and only just made a account… i made because there is this one user that pisses me off… Vincent no one likes you find a nice hole, get comfy and then die please
37. n00dles January 14th, 2011 at 12:29 am

    reading* -_- stupid iphone
38. angierec January 14th, 2011 at 1:01 am

    I like vincent.
39. curlybap January 14th, 2011 at 2:44 am

    re Walter & mass conversation – i’m completely lost.
40. Imamofo January 14th, 2011 at 3:25 am

    The first one is obviously fake…. everybody know there’s no such person as Sanita Claus.

    Denise I’d still fuck your Herpes riddled creambox, I am currently collecting STD’s and yours would sit nicely alongside my chlamydia.
41. Walter Sobchak January 14th, 2011 at 4:49 am

    curly, its the convo that never ends. Yeah, it goes on and on, my friend. We got into it not knowing what it was. And we will continue it, just because.
42. curlybap January 14th, 2011 at 5:32 am

    Ok I had to look it up. I’m truly thankful I don’t know it.
43. vincent January 14th, 2011 at 6:15 am

    noodles – as a semi-literate moron, you are hardly part of my target audience. i don’t expect you to understand, let alone enjoy, my comments.

    however, you have overstepped a line in wishing death upon me. your rash and insensitive comments are deeply offensive to those of us who are coping with, or know someone who has a terminal illness.

    do the decent thing and apologize for your flippant remarks – not just to me, but to all the people who may have been distressed by your callous disregard for their suffering.
44. Walter Sobchak January 14th, 2011 at 8:43 am

    vincent – as a deluded poo-face, you are hardly part of noodle’s target audience. he/she/they doesn’t expect you to understand, let alone enjoy, his/her/their comments, poo-face.
45. n00dles January 14th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    vincent… Im not gonna apologise… Thats just the way i am. dont expect me to be nice to people i dont like… I dont care who i hurt along the way also you calling me a semi literate moron doesnt really bother me cause i dont care what you think or what anybody thinks about me
46. n00dles January 14th, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    and technically i never wished death upon you, i never go there and die instantly. You can die of natural causes in your comfy hole
47. n00dles January 14th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    i never said* lol gonna get 5-6 paragraphs for that one
48. Hawkbit January 14th, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    FIGHT FIGHT!
49. Keona January 15th, 2011 at 1:17 am

    Why can’t there be lurkers who come our of the closet as dear noodles did, and NOT be assholes for once? It’s like their balls decided to drop one day.

    “You know what, today, today I’m going to make something of myself on LB. Today is the day I tell someone off. My cock is so huge, my balls so taught and smooth from being shaven.”
    Big man on campus now, ey?

    I too like vincent, along with most of the others here. Because I get all different types of humour. The ones I don’t care much for, I keep my mouth shut and not be the one to start anything pointless.

    Perhaps noodles needs a reach around to calm himself? I assume male because a female calling herself noodles doesn’t seem very likely.
50. Keona January 15th, 2011 at 1:19 am

    out* Oh no, I shall totally get 4 paragraphs for my fail.
51. ksleeve January 15th, 2011 at 4:13 am

    So you want Vincent to “go to a hole and die of natural causes?” LOL! That is an awesome insult!
52. suzielizabeth January 15th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    To be fair, regarding the iPhone thing, if he’s got an iPod Touch, it will still show up as an iPHONE app. It also means that he can access his wi-fi from outside the house so maybe someone was able to rescue him LOL
53. MrsNamorMcKenzie January 15th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Thanks @52. That hasn’t been touched on AT ALL. Especially not the very first comment or anything
54. pnrx January 16th, 2011 at 12:03 am

    MrsNamorMcKenzie
    Welcome to every comment section on the internet.
55. Walter Sobchak January 16th, 2011 at 6:37 am

    The guy is probably using an iPod touch on his home network.
56. kaliza January 17th, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    Yikes, that looks like a twin of my cat, except that one has a bigger mustache.
57. MrsNamorMcKenzie January 19th, 2011 at 2:05 am

    pnrx
    Ha! right?
58. suckafish January 26th, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    the sad part is Denise never posted the results of her herpes test…. hmmm… maybe i should get checked out too

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