I hate to be the debbie downer, but how is the first one lame or funny? Aside from Sanita’s horrible spelling, I’m not really getting it – it just left me sad at the thought of a kitten being killed in a dryer…
I don’t know, guess I’m just not in the mood for this kind of “humour” today…
And I agree with #1 – I have an ipod touch and when I use the FB app, it always says that it’s posted from an iphone…
Now it’s back to the mirror for me so that I can continue to marvel at my awesome rack
Seriously? That first one wasn’t funny at all. Normally I’m all for revelling in another’s stupidity, but that just left me with a bad taste in my mouth (and no, I haven’t been going down on Denise ) It’s one thing to have a laugh at jokes about kittens, babies, gays, jews, catholics etc etc blah blah blah, but when the joke is actually in serious, or about an actual dead animal or baby… I dunno, maybe I’m taking this too seriously, but that pretty much just ruined my morning.
My 80-something year old grandpa used to live with my family at our house and obviously do his laundry in our machines. He had a walker and obviously was not extremely mobile and couldn’t really bend down to check inside the dryer and once started it while my cat was lying on some towels in there that my grandpa hadn’t taken out. Luckily I was in the next room and heard his yowls and pushed past Gramps and released him. at least I got there in time for Peaches… too bad for Skulls :’(
Mass: Ever seen Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion, the part where that nerd gets a boner and has to cover it with his book everytime Michelle walks by (or something like that)? That’s how I picture you.
hello guys ive been ready the comments part of lamebook for ages and only just made a account… i made because there is this one user that pisses me off… Vincent no one likes you find a nice hole, get comfy and then die please
vincent… Im not gonna apologise… Thats just the way i am. dont expect me to be nice to people i dont like… I dont care who i hurt along the way also you calling me a semi literate moron doesnt really bother me cause i dont care what you think or what anybody thinks about me
Why can’t there be lurkers who come our of the closet as dear noodles did, and NOT be assholes for once? It’s like their balls decided to drop one day.
“You know what, today, today I’m going to make something of myself on LB. Today is the day I tell someone off. My cock is so huge, my balls so taught and smooth from being shaven.”
Big man on campus now, ey?
I too like vincent, along with most of the others here. Because I get all different types of humour. The ones I don’t care much for, I keep my mouth shut and not be the one to start anything pointless.
Perhaps noodles needs a reach around to calm himself? I assume male because a female calling herself noodles doesn’t seem very likely.
To be fair, regarding the iPhone thing, if he’s got an iPod Touch, it will still show up as an iPHONE app. It also means that he can access his wi-fi from outside the house so maybe someone was able to rescue him LOL