I was thinking the same thing, whatthecrap.
Well it seems as if Isaiahs friends girlfriend swallowed the wrong thing–it should have been her boyfriends fluids she swallowed after finding the ring.
She’ll pretty much have to.
Well if she could swallow that ring without noticing it, it might not be worth for her to go through her stool.
1) One of the ingredients in mustard causes swelling of the tip of the penis. Bigger knob, more pleasure.
2) Good question, easy answer; Mustard contains myrosinase. This can cause allergic reactions when introduced to the urinal track, if it gets to the urethra blisters will form and compromise the urine flow. My guess is that his doctor performed an urinary catheterization to release the trapped urine.
3) To warn others not to make the same mistake. A catheterization can be quite painful.
If you’ve run out of mustard you can also smear tartare sauce, Branstons pickle, any type of chutney or BBQ garnish over your dick before frantically milking the spunk from your cock…. it doesn’t make it bigger or anything it’s just for fun.