Monday, October 17, 2011

Priceless

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13 Comments

  1. bahahahaha!

  2. As a server, this makes me so happy I might break my face smiling.

  3. vaginalroundhouse

    Haha the people who were trying to steal are black!

  4. Codename Dutchess

    THASS RAYCESS!

  5. Hilarious. He deserves his photo to remain unblurred!

  6. Ha! OF COURSE it’s a black person

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Hey there’s no proof that it’s a black guy. List of things it could be

    1) A white girl’s (or guy’s) phone with a picture of their significant other.
    2) A picture of a passed out black friend.
    3) A stock / model photo that came with a new phone
    4) A really obscure television show character
    5) A white person stole a black person’s phone and then subsequently forgot it at the diner.

    … Oh fuck it, it’s a black guy.

  8. white people don’t do petty theft. white people do real theft. HOW ARE YOUR PENSION FUNDS, AMERICA??

  9. That guy doesn’t even look black. He looks like an English African.

  10. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I was born in Kenya, so that makes me a European African. But then we moved back to the UK, so now I’m a European-African European.

  11. I have that phone and it cost me a penny. So I’m guessing it wasn’t a huge loss. But there is no code to unlock it, so the server could be a total dick and get some good revenge.

  12. My GF is a night manager at a walmart and these crackheads came in one night trying to return things they just put in their cart not even 5 minutes ago, and then when they were getting busted they ran and left their purse behind and then came back for it. Rule 1 of stealing: Make sure you leave with ATLEAST your own shit for fucks sake.

  13. Shit just got real

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