I’ll choose “fakeyouandthehorseyourodeinon” for $200 Alex.
Who cares if it didn’t happen? Is it funny? Ok no. But still.
Maybe this will evolve into a joke sometime down the road. Then you can say you thought it was unfunny before it was a joke.
If this was real I would guess it was some kind of weird way to try and hook up with him. She turns to him in the supermarket then immediately assumes he’s hitting on her. Then, in the parking lot she picks HIM of all people to help her with her car. I bet if he had helped her he would have gotten some ass.
Fake. It takes 2 seconds to ring up a “Big Gulp” & some cigarettes…and about 5 minutes for some broad to realize her car battery is out. And he was right behind her in line? The first part (striking out) is believable, though.
So you’re standing in a parking lot, in need of help. Someone approaches you. Is your first instinct to ask them for the help you’ve been hoping for, or to tell them your marital status? “Fake and gay”, as the young people on youtube say these days.
One jus cus a man says hello does not equate im interested 2 i wouldnt have been that stupied to ask the same guy for a jump..lame on her end… an a jump is not a blow job. Its f*** me really hard if u can lol
Well, those new accounts weren’t mine, but I wish they hadn’t posted anyway as it makes me look desperate. I think you are just looking for similarities between them. I especially don’t think you could think that I was Nails as it doesn’t look at all similar. Anyway, if I went through that much trouble, don’t you think I would take the effort to make them look different?
But I don’t blame you for thinking that they were my accounts, as I would have as well in your situation.
Anyway, I don’t really care much about this argument, it’s just a nice thing to come back and fuel from time to time. Do you really think I was serious about cumming on my aunt and thinking you guys were in love with me? It’s called half-trolling.
Hey flames.go fuck yourself. You’re trying to be cunty like ms.. It ain’t happening you deadbeat dickhead. As for the post it’s possible. I have heard of it happening before. Mainly from friends at parties and said lifts home…
i see what you’re driving at maybecakes, but wouldn’t you agree that the status quo is funnier?
TTF, what the hell are you on about? what has being middle aged and single got to do with the price of eggs in china on a hot sunny day?
ooooh. we should all be nicer and respectfuller to each other.
that sounds like a Super Fun Time.
and then we can go to church. does anyone know a church where the communion wine is non-alcoholic?
maybe we could play a boardgame after?
I’m going to try her line next time, some strange dude says hi to me I always end up saying hi back and getting into a bit of chit-chat. They always turn out to be nuts and eventually start talking about rockets, or space or some shit. Then I’m late for work. Fuck public transport and supermarkets. But sometimes it can get interesting…like with the dude that told everyone about his rocket made out of cardboard and no one else had the spine to point out it clearly would burn up upon re-entry if it even made it to space in the first place. He then promised to take me on the metal one he was now going to work on.
So really I’ve talked myself around, talking to strangers gets free rides to space on rocket ships. Fuck yeh!!