Oh, I don’t want to scream lame at these people, because I can see they are clearly very happy that babies exist. But duuuuude, that’s lame. Kids don’t whisp out of the ether, if they did we wouldn’t have half the pleasures on this site. He’s got the most inane grin on his face I have ever seen, he’s dropped his shoulders like a rhesus monekey, she needs a bigger pair of trousers and she spells her name with only one ‘f’. And that’s all before I’ve got to the main point – that they are staring in wonderment at a tacky-ass box with a baby genie farting out of it. Fuck, that’s LAME.
If it only was that easy. The stork drops off a present you open it and in a poof of sulpher gas a baby is there. And their baby is gonna be pissed at them for having a picture taken with another baby while he/she or shim were gestating. They are obviously related and any mix of this d.n.a is not going to be like the baby in the fart box. Its gonna be a monstrous creature thats gonna explode out of Moms vadge and skitter all over the room, while nurses chase it with rolled up newspapers. Or attach itself to the docs face. Either or its gonna end in tears and vomit. And does the vapour around the baby really need to yellow?
Someone should tell that poor lady that thats not the kind of box her babys gonna be coming out of… But on a brighter note she could save that box and use it as a dildo once her naughty bits are stretched out beyond all recognition.
@ Reverend Redrum: The ultrasounds of my kids made them look like monsters. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they weren’t indeed blobby grey masses of goo. Thats probably some strangers baby bc there is no way short of x-ray vision to see what a baby looks like in there. And those 4d scans dont do the little shits justice either. They are yellow instead of grey masses. Also that baby is like 2 months old in that pic.
Bwahahahahaha, I love all the comments, this picture is so funny, wrong on so many levels but funny as hell. “The sheer stupidity of people never ceases to amaze or amuse me…” I wonder how many of her/his friends told them this picture was good, hahahahaha
@Imamofo: Dude… I am a fat person, but I have enough class and intelligence in my little finger to not do something as substantially classy as this couple seems to have pulled off. Just a couple of words to give further insight… NOT ALL FAT PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
I blame the photography studio for offering this and most likely as one of many “baby making templates” the name of which may inspire laughter until you realized it was hatched from some retarded hippy who runs a studio because his pottery store was foreclosed. Also, his parents probably hated him as a kid thus precluding the need to offer flamboyant floating baby themed “togetherness” photo sets. What do you bet this comes with wallet sized duplicates?
I went to highschool with this girl and she is my friend on facebook. I never knew her personally but seeing this shit on here made my day. Although I have to admit some of these comments are really mean and if I was jenifer and saw some of these comments I’d probably kill myself, I can’t help but LAUGH my ASS OFF.
The very first thing that popped in my head when I saw this jacked-up photograph was “I wanna get high, so high…” What sensible people would request such a monstrosity and what professional would allow themselves to be dragged into such unicorn-farting-butterflies-kinda’ photography? Unless they paid off your mortgage with that photo, you’re a dumb-ass, Mr/Mrs. Photographer!