Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Pregnant and Permanent

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  1. What the helllll

  2. :|

  3. I predict a Harvard scholarship in that kid’s future.

  4. 1) Effin Germans. Something about losing a World War, that makes your people complete nuts for the next few generations; Japan, I’m also looking at you.

    2)Hector, those are words to live by my portly friend.

    3)Alicia, not only can I see your rank pubic stubble, you’ve got healing herpes scars on display.

  5. 1. “I’m so hardcore I got my first tat in thew womb.”

    2. Like a fine wine, that tattoo will become better over time.

    3. No comment necessary.

  6. I sure hope she doesn’t have a girl next.

  7. I wonder what the tat will look like once the baby is born…

  8. WTF is that ho thinking? She must plan on being perpetually pregnant otherwise that tat is gonna have to be read by braille.

    Hector doesn’t seem to have much left to “let go”

    Alicia girl, ewwww ewww ewww, if you are going to show off your bikini area to the entire web, please go get a wax first. Your stubble made me vomit a tiny bit in my mouth.

  9. I can’t believe she got a tattoo on her pregnant belly. I mean seriously. SERIOUSLY?

  10. The first pic is a total setup. You can tell. The other two…you are idiots for putting that crap on yourself permanently.

  11. 1. Oh lord

    2. Idiot

    3. Skank

  12. You do realize she’s having twins, hence the 2 for 1.

  13. that first one cannot be real, but LMAO @ post labor tat being read by braille!

  14. Susy, the tattoo says 2 For 1. Nothing about boys.

  15. Which place of body is the Alicias tattoo?

  16. @Agent: I’m guessing it’s above her good good.

  17. @ eenerbl – HAHAHAHA you said vagina =)

    @ agent and eenerbl – I am pretty sure that is her armpit which to me makes it even worse.

  18. ugh.. gross and tacky.. all of them

  19. Why would any self-respecting tattoo artist agree to do stuff like this?

  20. I thought it said boy too…silly bugger she is, getting that done, she’s going to need an iron to show people what it says after she drops…dumb ass! and what a wassak the 2nd and 3rd guys are! enough said on them…

  21. First one is obviously a staged shot. Machine isn’t plugged in, no fresh-tattoo redness, etc. Probably markered on for a silly pic.

  22. I’m a big fan of pregnant women smoking stogies(?), gripping a bottle of Jack Daniels, and getting a tattoo on the abdomen. I’d tap that.

  23. Gotta agree with blackeyes, it’s all staged for the first picture.
    The more I look at the third one that more I agree with Username_Login, looks like an armpit.

  24. OP – are you guys getting redirected to other websites when visiting Lamebook.com?
    I’m getting ChinaTV.com and projecteducate.com…. WTF????

  25. Just imagine how sexy that arm pit is going to look too when her pit hair grows back in Ewwww. SKANK

  26. @ belle83773 – I have not had a problem with that today but I have had it happen before.

  27. just passing through

    “dirty” next to crotch/pit. nice choice of words.

  28. Whoever did the tattoo in the last pic did a bad fuckin job! it looks retarded

  29. I second what N26 said.

  30. @ Kenada: That picture was not taken in Germany, the electric outlets are American. It’s the person who saw this picture of an American woman and found it outrageous enough to put it on lamebook that had a German profile…Ouch.

  31. Well I don’t know what you lot are doing but I’m just lellin maself go.

  32. i am pretty sure that the first one is fake. i don’t know any self-respecting tattoo artist that would do that. i was planning on getting a tattoo a couple years ago and when i found out i was pregnant with my daughter i was told i couldn’t get a tat when i was prego, so i had to wait.

    the second and third ones are just retarded. what the hell does that guy’s arm say anyway?

  33. #1 looks like tank girl, if she was pregnant.

  34. @31, i think it says lettin yaself go,not a 100% on that though lol, this guy is a moron for getting a tattoo like that

  35. Tattoos, Jack Daniels, and cheap-ass cigars… All that pregnant chick needs is sushi and she’d be a doctor’s nightmare…

  36. I can see her pubes too Jeff.

  37. There is something real sexy about ripped stockings

  38. @ 2 for 1(?) I agree with peanut butter, but maybe it’s different over there. AND to get it right on the stomach. i can’t imagine how painful that was.
    is it just me, or does she look old(er)? maybe not old, but too old to be having babies and getting the “rockstar” tattoo. it could just be her “stuck-in-the-eighties” look..

    @lettin yaself go – way to be realistic when setting your goals.

    @countrygal- dirty? clearly. lil’? not so much.

  39. i retract my statement about it “being different over there” thanks to PhilipMarlowe’s attention to detail.

  40. Your Dumber Than We Though Garunteed

    I wonder how the first one will look after she loses the birth weight.

  41. God how I hope that first one is fake. Either way I pity that child.

  42. The first one’s an obvious fake — that’s not a fresh tattoo on her stomach. She has a great sense of humor, though. BUNCH OF GUILLIBLE FUCKS! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO GODDAMNED GULLIBLE, HUH??

  43. He is clearly operating on her substomach which is not visible to the human eye(he is not human), FUCK.

  44. @Zoned, DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

  45. WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO GET THEIR POINT ACROSS?

    Alicia, there is no doubt you’re dirty, that is made evident by your hairy good good you have on display.

    Nothing says sexy like a tattoo of a tractor manufacturer.

  46. Nothing, I’m perfectly fine.

  47. Why do i get the feeling that that pregnancy tatoo is fake..

  48. ^^ *TATTOO

    sorry it really irritates me when people spell that wrong. It reminds me of the name of that planet in Star Wars.

  49. Why is no one confused by the green all over Alicia? Is that normal after getting a tattoo? Am I the only one to think that green skin must qualify as some kind of disorder?

  50. Christ on a cracker

    The one with the ugly pregnant bitch looks FAKE!

  51. @49:

    please tell me i’m missing out on sarcasm and that isn’t a serious question.

  52. SLO MO, I’M NOT TRYING TO GET MY POINT ACROSS, I’M JUST YELLING.

  53. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SUBSTOMACH.

  54. @stanselmdoc, she’s still in the tattoo parlour. When the ink is injected into you with the gun, some of it goes in and some of it essentially spills over. The artist has to keep wiping the excess ink away. It’s just streaks of ink.

  55. That can’t be Alicia’s armpit, btw. There would be stubble further up, too. It doesn’t look like the pubic area, either. I have no fucking clue where that tattoo is located.

  56. CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER, CHRIST ON A CRACKER. OF COURSE IT’S FAKE. IT’S AN OLD FUCKING TATTOO. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A TATTOO? I DIDN’T THINK SO.

  57. Preggo, my god, what is that thing!!!!

  58. worst_episode_ever

    lol, ugh, and eew

  59. Not sure what’s lame about Hector’s, looks like the top tattoo, but the vaseline is creating a shine, the stick drawing on the bottom musters a laugh. I don’t think ‘lettin’ yaself go’ is what the photo is of because all the other tats are conformed to it. idk.

    The bottom one looks like her right hip, right next to what used to be her Amazonian bush.

  60. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    lol @ “lellin”

  61. I think Hector could be a reformed “Thumbhead” – if you dont know who Thumbhead is then simply google it.

  62. what I was more shocked about was the crazy german pregnant chick has a CIGAR in her mouth?!

    Gotta be a fake …

  63. There’s no real reason a pregnant woman shouldn’t smoke a cigar. You don’t inhale, so very little gets into the bloodstream. The bourbon, though…

  64. That’s not bourbon… it’s sour mash.

  65. Most tattooists won’t tattoo you if you’re even a week pregnant. What the hell are either of them thinking? Plus the tattoo sucks.

  66. @ Kenada

    Maybe dropping an atomic bomb on them might have contributed to why they are ‘nuts’ you egotisic prick.

  67. El_Hombre_Del_Bigote

    We Dropped an atomic Bomb on germany??? Wow you learn something new everyday. (I hope the Sarcasim was noted)

  68. @ El Hombre, what the fuck is Sarcasim? Why do you capitalize random letters? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ALL HURT ME SO MUCH AND YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE.

  69. @Sallis, SHE’S NOT REALLY GETTING A TATTOO. IT’S STAGED. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME YELL? HUH?

  70. That first one looks staged to me, like it’s for some kind of photo shoot or something.

  71. 1. You know how I know it’s staged? She’s apparently sat through that dumbass tattoo and not had a single sip of her Jack Daniels.

    2. Yes. Yes you are.

    3. Definitely an armpit. No ones hip is shaped like that.

  72. PS: Worst John Deere logo ever.

  73. Oh what a trashy tattoo alicia has.

  74. The first pic is just friggin scary….

  75. @Kenada’s Post:
    1) Effin Germans. Something about losing a World War, that makes your people complete nuts for the next few generations; Japan, I’m also looking at you.

    2)Hector, those are words to live by my portly friend.

    3)Alicia, not only can I see your rank pubic stubble, you’ve got healing herpes scars on display.

    although your comments amuse me greatly, that is not necessarily a healing herpes scar, it could be razorburn.

  76. referring to the skanky german girl in the first pic,what a complete and utter douchette – love to see what the tatt looked like after she popped but seeing as shes skany enough to drink and smoke whilst pregnant i dont suppose she really gives a fuck…

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