As I was viewing this “piece of art”, I though to myself, what else would I rather do? Why do I spend so much time on the internet? What do I really want to do today? How many photos of complete assclowns have I viewed on Lamebook and how is this helping my life?
But guys, he’s so good at photo editing. The floating camera, the way he made motion city soundtrack look like a tattoo, and actually managing to edit out a hickey on his forehead – he must have used photoshop and everything!
Do you think he tried to make his pecks look more defined in photoshop too? Or is it just that he has an odd concaved chest?
I’m gonna go ahead and guess that the first guy is a flamer. The second one is meh, it’s a silly “goth” highschooler. The third is a complete douchebag, I hope he failed the assignment. If the simple things, such as hickeys on the forehead(?), are what his life is all about then I hope he never, ever under any circumstance breeds.
Ah damnit, I just realized my sister goes to the same school as Kyle… god damn patchouli smellin trust-fund hipsters. Also Chicago was made for the meat-packing industry and the Irish mafia NOT Kyle and his ilk.
Yeah, nobody has heard of Motion City Soundtrack. This dude is hardcore, representin the underground. Good thing he told us about the hickey he edited out otherwise we’d never know that he’s a player too. And a hickey on his forehead no less.
You do attract me, more than you could know. The cold sore on your mouth would give me extra friction on my turgid member, so please skip the Blistex until after I’m done with you.
You also repulse me, with your queasy smile…. and the way you look like David, from the 1980′s tv show Roseanne. I had a crush on him during my high school years, and the feelings confused me and repulsed me and turned me on… just like you do.
Are you too dirty? Kinda…. Too flirty? No such thing!
Do you like what I like? Well, if it’s watching reruns of Hey Dude and Gargoyles, while cuddling under a Carebears blanket and having sex during commercials, then hell yeah you do!
1. The most pathetic human ever, you are a fucking tool.
2. Fuck…absolutely pathetic, you goth rock tim burton loving douche.
3. This, from a technical point of view, is the shittest attempt at digital art ever. This doesnt even have an edge of the douchebagette photos we see saying “hey im fuckin hot lay off bitches!” – technically it is an abortion of a peice. I traditional collage, scanned, would have been so much better – think sex pistols artwork. The screening process for his course must have been
“do you eat glue”?
“Do you eat paint?”
“Ever thought of eating paint?”
“Would you make an arm cast if you were asked to sculpt from plaster of paris”
“Welcome to the course – don’t eat the crayons or computer mice you retard, and cut your fucking hair you Hanson throwback twat”
I had to take New Millennium Studies. In Kyle’s defense the class is based around “meaningful” narcissism, basically. You have to constantly pull this douche bag shit out of your ass in order to pass. It’s a joke.
so you fucks have a course in douchbaggery is what your saying? how man credits does that require? oh my god…it’s comparable with david beckham studies….what happened to studying literature, fine arts, science…
Someone needs to tell the kid in the second picture that THAT is not Goth. At all. Metalhead, yes; Goth, HELL NO. We wash regularly (look at his HAIR), have much better style, ‘Power Stance baby’ would be the LAST words you would hear coming out of a Goth’s mouth, and we most certainly DO NOT take pictures of ourselves in public toilets.
However, it is necessary to recognise that there are stupid people all over the world, so something like this was inevitable.
AHA! “Must not be smellier than this to be Goth”. Is that how it wprls? Cleaner than metal and punk, dirtier than emo and vampire (or is the order different.. I don’t know, cos I’m not cool enough to know about labels)?
Ah, where would we be without all of the creatively named boxes we insist on putting people in to (or ostricizing them from).
Sadly, it appears as though D-bag number one DOES like what I like. Not as sadly, it also appears as though he doesn’t realize the song is essentially about being an asshole who pretends to be someone else just to be popular.
The symbology and creativity in Kyle’s art astounds me! I mean, the perfectly chosen photo, the insert of a camera picture, cleverly positioned to indicate the fact he’s always ‘behind the camera’, the text bringing out his emotional frame of mind and the photoshop tattoo showing his dedication to this band no one’s heard of. Not since Pollock have I seen such vivd emotional expression. Someone please alert MoMA!
Very poetic way to describe such personal experience
Fun read – Kudos for that one!
I won’t single out either one of the 3, they made to this place for a reason. What amazes me tho, that such people really, truly and deeply believe, that they are desirable, cool or artistically talented. That’s just beyond sad….
I wish to meet them in person, I would dedicate my life trying to burst their bubbles….
The first one obviously is a homosexual, otherwise he wouldn’t quote a Mika song.
The last one obviously thinks he is alot deeper than he is. Motion City Soundtrack are really meaningful? I thought they just wrote catchy pop/punk songs about the future freaking them out and how everything was alright.
the essay sounds super douchey because the project was to make a piece of “art” (how vague) and write a rationale. i don’t know why he posted his rantionale as his caption, but that’s just me being annoyed.
I instantly defriend anybody who takes pictures of themselves. Like how fucking narcissistic can you get? And you know those aren’t the only ones they take, the ones we get to see are just the lesser of 500 evils.
#1~ this make my vagina implode upon itself, then create a massive swirling vortex of Hell itself, releasing damned souls upon the Earth..
#2 lame, he/ she got a swift kick in whatever genital applies to them after their friends/ random people in public who recognized them saw this.
#3, please see 1. add to that Jesus coming back and smiting me in the worst way possible, thus righting the world once again.
Soup, BritishHobo, word, mcowles, and slimjayz, <3 ya'll. (I'm one of the intelligent Southerners, we can get away with ya'll) your comments are always the most epic. you could probably find the cure for cancer in one of those, someday.
@Keona: Intelligent Southerners know it’s y’all, not ya’ll.
Here’s a quick grammar lesson for you:
In layman’s terms, when you take something out, you put an apostrophe in. For instance, do not becomes don’t.
Do not –> donot –> don t –> don’t.
It is –> itis –> it s –> it’s.
You all –> youall –> y all –> y’all.
…I love you. But please spell y’all correctly. Otherwise, the troll awakens. Thank you for your time.
@BritishHobo: you’re welcome.
@Retard: lol, I don’t judge based on something like a username. it was getting late and there was bound to be a screw up or two) I think I’m doing pretty well after being out of HS for awhile, I have friends that absolutely kill grammar. if they don’t keep up proper pronunciations/ spellings/ etc, they will continue to forget.
…I love you, too.
Hahah I definitely go to the same school as the last guy…Columbia College Chicago. I didn’t have to take that class b/c I was a transfer, but I’ve heard its the dumbest class on the face of the earth. In our defense, a lot of the art produced by the students is actually really amazing. Sadly, this is obviously not an example of such.
kyle is special, from his underdeveloped pecs to his enormous head and the strange pink parrot he keeps upon his little shoulder.
he says he has photoshopped his hickey out but look, it is still there, right below the first ‘o’ in ‘someone’.
just so you guys know #3 slapped it together NMS is a bs class so this really reflect nothing on who he is…
he’s amazing…he’s one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet
and i know this is meant to be funny so w/e
he’s not a player by all means
he’s not a douche
he’s actually a really good photographer
he spelled happiness wrong on purpose
so maybe you guys should get to know someone before you judge them <3
I am seriously hoping that as I continue to read my way through dozens of LB pages, that God will liquidate her assets so I don’t have to see that notice, bad spelling, and lame comments under each and every entry.
Back when I was a wee lad, Wendy’s had Happy meal toys for Mighty Mouse that were the characters with suction cup bases. Around 7th grade i was going through some stuff as i cleaned my room and found one and stuck it on my forehead and forgot about it. I got to hear Vacuum cleaner jokes for the next week and a half.