Stoma, I hadn’t, but I shall remedy to that. Maple flavored, too. Only type of bacon finding its way passed these luscious lips (that was gratuitious, and I’m thinking of adding something about boobage, here)
Dawg, don’t be sad, honeybunny, I’ll look at it from home.
Keona, go back to kindergarden. Adam and Eve didn’t have belly buttons. Belly buttons are where your umbilical cord connected you to Mommy. Let me spell it out for you, because I assume you still don’t get it. Adam was made from the dirt and Eve was made from his rib. Neither were created in a womb, neither had umbilical cords, so neither had belly buttons.
Dear 19, what crawled up your ass and died? Kindergarten (is the correct spelling, kid) has nothing to do with knowing Adam and Eve. It has to do with basic knowledge of the Christian religion. Not that I really have to explain myself, I will anyways, just so you can understand it. I just woke up. I am not a morning person. It takes awhile for my brain to function at 100% capacity.
Mommy shouldn’t be capitalised. It’s not a proper place, name or thing. Perhaps you’re the one who should go back to kindergarten, eh? I’m sure you capitalise dog and cat too, instead of a certain breed.
@Keona: I don’t think you’ve got much room to talk about things expiring in wavewench’s ass. Who the hell gives lectures on whether or not “Mommy” should be capitalized? Take a Xanax or something, shit.
Keona, you are a retard. None of that made any sense. You’re just mad ’cause wavewench is right about the belly button thing. Also, mommy is capitalized when used as a name…. which is how it was used above.
musicmaker, I get that, but he’s really saying 2 things there. Yes, women are hard to understand, and it takes a skilful man to get them off, but bras aren’t hard to understand; they are only difficult for (some) men to get off. Never mind. Christ, now I’m sounding like Crazy (with a capital) Keona.
Thanks for that word. I love you too, you skank.
madicane, I’m not sure what part of the world you’re from, but mommy is not a name, at least not for a human. Even some of the characters we see on Lamebook, none have been so crazily named as Mommy.
I give up after this. Yes, wavewench is right and I was wrong. I can admit that. What do you want me to do, apologise and suck wave’s dong to redeem myself?
I’m so sorry I fucked up, Lamebook Gods. Please forgive me.
@Keona… no, bitch. You don’t have to suck anything to redeem yourself. But you don’t have to act like a know-it-all when you’re WRONG. And Mommy can be used as a name… like, “Hey Mommy, how are you?” It’s a proper noun in that situation. There you go again acting like a snark machine and still being WRONG. A few days ago, I noticed a bunch of people jumping down your throat, and I thought it was so lame that they were ganging up on you, but now I know it’s cause you’re intensely annoying. I hope you’re just a successful troll and not a ridiculous human being.