I was just reading some new legislation that was just passed.
“Instead of the ordinary “One Phone Call per Prisoner” mandate, the authorities have decided to go with a more “tech-savvy” and “hip” approach. Prisoners will get one Facebook status update or “Tweet” upon being arrested, whereby they can contact their lawyer or update friends they are “still using my phone bitches!”.
They only take your possessions once you get to holding. If you have your hands cuffed in front of your body, you can text or make a phone, as long as they’re cool with it.
Yeah, I’ve been arrested. Katrina for the fail.