“Why do we have to go to school? Because if you think about it, we really just need to know how to fuck bitches, because god put humans here to reproduce and unfortunately for all of you, he gave a stupid dipshit like me the ability to do so.”
Actually, Elsior, $100,000 is technically worthless in England as we use a different currency. However, had he asked what the current exchange rate was, then you could say $100,000 is the equivalent to £66,379.02.
And this is how it feels to be a whiny little bitch – time to go correct come grammar. HOORAAAA
If I left the wondrous U.K. to come and join my law breaking cousins in the mighty Oz then I’d obviously have given my head a well needed shake, packed up and fucked off with plenty of the appropriate Ozzy money in tow.
I’ve just looked up Manus island, looks like a pretty sweet place to live. Warm. Beaches. Plenty of natives to fuck up/fuck me up. Whoever is stronger really, probably them. Keep your fuckin Island ya cock.