you know how when you put the end of a 9 volt battery on the tip of your tongue and you get a little shock? well… I put it on the head of my pee pee once… and now my dick is even smarter than this douchebag.
@Abraham Lincoln, What’s your problem with good literature?!! I love the Harry Potter books, and now that I’ve read all of them, I’ve moved on to Li’l Ducky’s ABC Bathtime Book. Some coworkers of mine introduced me to the Li’l Ducky series, and now I’m hooked. We’re all reading the ABC Bathtime Book together, and tonight we’re planning to discuss G (which, spoiler alert, is for Giraffe).
Yes the Harry Potter series was written for children and teens, but you have to remember: the first book came out in 1997. All of the people who grew up with the series and read the books as the came out are adults now, myself included. Hell, I re-read the series just last year, for good measure.
Typical Harry Potter fan, in my opinion. Pig shit thick with delusions of pretentiousness – as demonstrated by admitting they watched the movies in the first place then wanting to pretend to like the books (but being too honest to carry on with that particular delusion) and an inability to work out how to toggle Caps Lock off. And yes – I AM a Lord of the Rings Fan.