Thursday, April 11, 2013

Please Be Kidding

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19 Comments

  1. My greasy anchovy pizza smelling poop is smarter than this moron.

  2. you know how when you put the end of a 9 volt battery on the tip of your tongue and you get a little shock? well… I put it on the head of my pee pee once… and now my dick is even smarter than this douchebag.

  3. I wonder if he read all 7 terrible books before deciding it was the worst series ever.

  4. Abraham Lincoln

    Fuck Harry Potter and the arrogant bitch that wrote the books. Also, fuck adults who read Harry Potter and talk about it.

  5. ^ You must be a Lord of the Rings guy

  6. I don’t know who you are. But I will find you. And I will kill you.

  7. Abraham Lincoln

    Lord of the what? Son, in my day for entertainment we had Mark Twain, Wuthering Heights, and scriptures from the good holy book.

    …and smoking Opium.

  8. ^ Really? I’ve heard that you prefer the theater…

  9. Abraham Lincoln

    I did, but I’ve been put off as last time I went I got a splitting headache.

  10. Also, I know it was after Lincoln’s time, but Tolkien was born in the 19th century.

  11. Well, uh… other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?

  12. carlosspicyweiner

    Fish oil makes me fart.

  13. Well, Mr. Anderson, methinks you’re a troll.

  14. Stop talking Anderson, you’re lowering the IQ of the whole street.

  15. Anderson must be a Twilight’er…

  16. Abraham Lincoln

    Wow! Look at all the thumbs down on post #4, I’ve enraged a horde of geeks, fat misfits and spinsters!

    My point remains: Harry Potter is for children.

  17. @Abraham Lincoln, What’s your problem with good literature?!! I love the Harry Potter books, and now that I’ve read all of them, I’ve moved on to Li’l Ducky’s ABC Bathtime Book. Some coworkers of mine introduced me to the Li’l Ducky series, and now I’m hooked. We’re all reading the ABC Bathtime Book together, and tonight we’re planning to discuss G (which, spoiler alert, is for Giraffe).

  18. Seriously what the fuck folks when did we all get this fucking stupid? Is it so difficult to have an opinion and not try to force others to share it?

  19. Yes the Harry Potter series was written for children and teens, but you have to remember: the first book came out in 1997. All of the people who grew up with the series and read the books as the came out are adults now, myself included. Hell, I re-read the series just last year, for good measure.

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