im just going to say that i’ve only watched one of the H.P. movies..it was that Prisoner of Azkaaabuuumblbeetuna??
anyhoo ya…i was turned off by the first one when i witnessed that dumbass talking hat.
Bumblebeetuna is indeed an Ace Ventura reference, and thanks DLP – I’ve used that one twice in the last two weeks and NO ONE knew what I was talking about. I now know I’m not crazy, or at least if I am I’m not alone.
should i watch/read harry potter just so i can get these frequent hogwarts-themed lamebook posts…?
naaah, i’ll just continue with the much more rewarding enterprise of photographically documenting every bowel evacuation i’ve ever done that bears a resemblance to a letter of the alphabet (upper case).
i just need a ‘Q’ and a ‘B’. six, long, hard, years. seriously. please, just stop for a moment and think about all the other impossible-seeming letters my rectum has exquisitely sculpted. a ‘Q’ and a ‘B’. come on, baby. papa needs a brand new bag….
“Harry Potter and the Fucking Retarded Adult Reader”
It’s all about a bunch of fuckpig so called grown-ups who read childrens books and then go around trying to convince their more sophisticated peers that the books are a good read. and magic wizards with special spells ooooooh!
Lords of the Flies actually is a masterpiece when you actually understand the main theme, which is a view on people behaving in a lawless place & as a symbolic microcosm of society. I thought you were bright enough to figure that out.