Weirdly enough guys i just found out about this website, and that someone else posted it here.
Not that i need to explain myself but my mates manage the store that i sent this to and i always send them something to do when they deliver my pizza.
Stop the bitching, you will never be this funny.
Kinda wish i made the order 9 minutes earlier though right?
There’s nothing I like better than demeaning people who have shitty jobs. Ordering Dominoes pizza at 5:00pm notwithstanding, Dean is obviously a winner at the game of life. He is The Noid of pizza customers.
Never thought I’d see a post from Armidale.
I’m trying to think how many ‘Deans’ I know from uni.
Thankfully, there’s none at my college. We have a better sense of humour, I think
Austin or a school kid?
Think about any Dean you’ve ever met–they always look like JC Penney models. Dean is used to living in a bubble where everything he says is laughed at because of his looks and affluence. But in the cyber world where no one sees him, he’s boring and ordinary. See how he isn’t even upset when others crap on him here. His mind won’t let him believe it’s even happening. Go easy on Dean. The transition, the shock, could actually kill him.
Why torture the employees at a store that your mate manages? I could understand playing jokes on the manager in that case but not some random employee.
It’s true that I’ll never be as funny as Dean, since Dean’s ‘Funny Quotient’ is negative infinity and the rest of us are all funnier than that.